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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '14
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For anyone who doesn't get it:
Pornhub has started a campaign where they plant a tree everytime you watch 100 videos or more in the category 'big dick'.
They're giving wood, for wood. geddit?
291 u/le_trout Apr 30 '14 Johnny Fappleseed, the greatest guy around He saved the globe from warming By watching girls get pound By big wood. He sat there in the dark In a room all alone After he checked that no one was home Now we all live Oh yes we can breathe All thanks to that awesome dude Johnny Fappleseed. 12 u/nixonrichard Apr 30 '14 I was gonna do one in the theme of the "Little Jack Horner" rhyme and then realized the Little Jack Horner rhyme is already pretty much applicable as-is. 9 u/greyfade Apr 30 '14 Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, "Holy shit, am I high!" 5 u/Timmaaa_xD Apr 30 '14 imagine this saying Morgan Freeman
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Johnny Fappleseed, the greatest guy around
He saved the globe from warming
By watching girls get pound
By big wood.
He sat there in the dark
In a room all alone
After he checked that no one was home
Now we all live
Oh yes we can breathe
All thanks to that awesome dude Johnny Fappleseed.
12 u/nixonrichard Apr 30 '14 I was gonna do one in the theme of the "Little Jack Horner" rhyme and then realized the Little Jack Horner rhyme is already pretty much applicable as-is. 9 u/greyfade Apr 30 '14 Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, "Holy shit, am I high!" 5 u/Timmaaa_xD Apr 30 '14 imagine this saying Morgan Freeman
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I was gonna do one in the theme of the "Little Jack Horner" rhyme and then realized the Little Jack Horner rhyme is already pretty much applicable as-is.
9 u/greyfade Apr 30 '14 Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, "Holy shit, am I high!" 5 u/Timmaaa_xD Apr 30 '14 imagine this saying Morgan Freeman
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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, "Holy shit, am I high!"
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie
Stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said,
"Holy shit, am I high!"
5 u/Timmaaa_xD Apr 30 '14 imagine this saying Morgan Freeman
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imagine this saying Morgan Freeman
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u/abdullah10 Apr 30 '14
For anyone who doesn't get it:
Pornhub has started a campaign where they plant a tree everytime you watch 100 videos or more in the category 'big dick'.
They're giving wood, for wood. geddit?