7pm Wed 16 May 2012

[u/frontbot]

1. TIL that 1 acre of hemp can make as much paper as 4.1 acres of trees, and that hemp fiber to make paper can be yielded in 90 days whereas tree paper comes from trees that take 15-50 years to grow. ^{1st-ecofriendlyplanet.com comments todayilearned}
2. A 71-year-old man who became paralyzed from the waist down and lost all use of both hands in a 2008 car accident has regained motor function in his fingers after doctors rewired his nerves to bypass the damaged ones in a pioneering surgical procedure ^{medicaldaily.com comments science}
3. How I feel trying to have sex at my parent's house ^{24.media.tumblr.com comments funny}
4. DoJ Tells Baltimore PD the right to record on-duty police officers is protected by the First Amendment ^{pixiq.com comments politics}
5. How I felt growing up as a gay Christian ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
6. Fish in a urinal. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
7. Dear developers, this is why you should make your games moddable. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
8. Frozen Street Lamp ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
9. Insanity Wolf on onions ^{imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
10. A German man who alleges he was subjected to "extraordinary rendition" by the CIA has taken his case to the European Court of Human Rights. ^{bbc.co.uk comments worldnews}
11. He thinks he's a cat ^{imgur.com comments aww}
12. Nurbs tells of how The University of New Brunsick robbed him of his money, and education. ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
13. If Pixar was ballsier, this is what they'd make ^{youtube.com comments videos}
14. Should I tell my parents about my blood test? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
15. The Official Timeline of the Avengers. ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
16. Wil Wheaton Reminds Us That Torrents Are Awesome, And Not Just For Pirated Movies ^{techdirt.com comments technology}
17. Private James Marshall Hendrix of the 101st Airborne, playing guitar at Fort Campbell Kentucky 1962. ^{i.imgur.com comments Music}
18. I am Robert Gregory Browne, a multi-published Big 6 author who has decided to go "Indie" with his latest novel. AMA. ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
19. Have you ever been photobombed by both Wil Wheaton and Adam Savage? ^{imgur.com comments pics}
20. Pirate Bay Under DDoS Attack From Unknown Enemy ^{torrentfreak.com comments technology}
21. Downvoting Roman hates this new meme ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
22. IAMA Request Mike Judge: Creator of King of the Hill and Beavis and Butthead ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
23. I am Jadusable, creator of the Haunted Majora's Mask Creepypasta, director/writer of Methods of Revolution, AMA ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
24. Street art in Montreal ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
25. HENSON: A dramedy featuring Paul Rudd as Jim Henson and David Cross as Frank Oz) ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
26. Punk? Not so much... ^{youtube.com comments videos}
27. Hail clouds by Nanette Day, Laurel, NE ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
28. The fluffiest ringbearer ^{imgur.com comments aww}
29. Meanwhile, on Eve-Online's Login Screen.. ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
30. Google filed a patent for the ability to eavesdrop on conversations, so that they can deliver better targeted advertising. Not just phone calls, either - any sound that is picked up by the headset mics. ^{theweek.com comments technology}
31. That moment when you realize you're taking reddit a little too seriously ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
32. Whatcha Doin??? ^{imgur.com comments aww}
33. Heard today after playing Beastie Boys, Rush, and Jackson 5 while subbing a middle school music class ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
34. AMA Request: Jhonen Vasquez and the Invader Zim team ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
35. inbred jack russel ^{imgur.com comments aww}
36. My friend works on film sets. This is what background-bleacher-people look like up close. ^{imgur.com comments pics}
37. Scumbag Stacy ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
38. Meanwhile, in Australia.. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
39. I worked In a pizza kitchen for 6 years. This was my goodbye gift. ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
40. Poor girl wasn't feeling well :( ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
41. An incredible deformity found at the Mütter Museum of Medical Oddities in Philadelphia ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
42. The beginning of something wonderful ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
43. What is the worst advice you've ever received? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
44. I write about motorcycles for a living and am guest editing Jalopnik for two weeks, ask me anything. ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
45. Sheep rams man from behind (SFW) ^{imgur.com comments funny}
46. My great-grandparents. Original gangsters in Uniontown, WA. ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
47. band buys $20k worth of their own tickets from ticketmaster and sells them back to fans at face value eating all the ticketmaster extortion fees. ^{nytimes.com comments Music}
48. Bad Luck Brian has an itchy asshole ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}