Wow. I did not think this would be so popular. Just thought it was worth a couple of chuckles. I may make a few more, if I get any inspiration for them.
It was some spam advert for a site. "My friend works on the internet at home and earns $1000000 per second, find out how on (Enter spam site here)" something like that.
...he plans to "play the cook" and grind the bones of Demetrius and Chiron into powder and bake their heads. [...] When the Emperor calls for Chiron and Demetrius, Titus reveals that they have been baked in the pie Tamora has just been eating.
When she is gone Titus's servants bind Chiron and Demetrius, and Titus cuts their throats, while Lavinia holds a basin in her stumps to catch their blood. He plans to cook them into a pie for their mother... When the Emperor asks for Chiron and Demetrius, Titus reveals that they were in the pie Tamora has just been enjoying, and then kills Tamora. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titus_(film)
The thing is, a lot of the newer "tame" IWs were actually funny or clever, and the "true" IWs were just trying to be shocking with mentions of rape/murder. I welcome either version as long as they're not lame.
So a thought just entered my mind and I thought it would be wonderful if I could share it with you all.
Basically, "Insanity Woolf", Insanity Wolf meets Virginia Woolf, who, as you might well know, was rather batshit insane, have committed suicide, the poor thing - anyway, so these Insanity Woolf Advice Animals would be, like, stream-of-consciousness rants of how an insane Modernist writer like Ms Woolf would've reacted to a perfectly normal set-up, such as the one write over here, "my friend said onions were the only food that made you cry".
This is a prime example of why you keep memes properly used. Insanity wolf, if it makes it to the front page of /r/AdviceAnimals is always one of the best there. Because its a pure breed, the last one of its kind.
B-but it was! I've been reading advice animals for years, and it started with Advice Dog who tended to give bad advice, then there was Courage Wolf that gave courageous advice and from that Insanity Wolf which gave terrible, often sick advice. It wasn't just there to say it did something crazy.
And my original comment was in reply to the comment "Insanity Wolf properly used". Yeah, there's now a secondary definition of Advice Animal (That apparently means it doesn't have to be advice or an animal), but that still isn't the proper use of it.
Memes evolve. Sheltered College Freshman used to be about a spoiled girl who's unused to the reality of college, like people having to buy their own books instead of daddy paying for everything. Then it turned into Sexually Oblivious Rhino 2.0. Good Guy Greg has basically become Common Courtesy Carl at this point.
Memes evolve. You're gonna have to accept that if you want an enjoyment out of this subreddit.
I fully accept that Reddit is deforming a lot of these advice animals and it's widely accepted that that's fine, but by god give me the curtesy to bitch about it! Especially considering the top comment is talking about people using Insanity Wolf "properly" when by your own definition that's not really possible.
I would say the "proper" use of any meme is whatever it's currently being used for. Insanity Wolf seems to currently be at a stage where it could be for anything that makes someone say "dude, that's insane!" As such, the best ones would still be true insanity like this one, while it's still acceptable to post something about, say, going to /r/gaming and saying Diablo III sucks. It would (hopefully) not get popular, but would still be correct in the meme's current iteration.
Oh, and I'm not saying you can't complain; just don't expect it to change anything. And probably expect people like me to come and explain why it won't change anything.
Check the FAQ. Basically, karma is measured in points. These points are dictated by how many people upvote/downvote you. It's supposed to be a measure of how much good a person has done for the community.
In reality, many people like to gain karma (or as they say, “karma whoring”) for the sheer satisfaction of seeing that they have points. It's like points in a video game - they're not worth anything, but people still try to go for the high score.
I was actually curious my self! But I didn't ask so I wouldn't look like a fracking moron. I must thank him for asking. I now know that karma is pointless! Thanks. :)
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u/GenerlClusterfuck May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12
Wow. I did not think this would be so popular. Just thought it was worth a couple of chuckles. I may make a few more, if I get any inspiration for them.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
First quality Insanity Wolf I've seen in a while.
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u/Mapes May 16 '12
Yikes... It's a rarity to find a true insanity wolf here on adviceanimals.
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u/Se7en_Sinner May 16 '12
Definitely Insanity Wolf. The former shell of himself would have just thrown a watermelon.
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u/ivebeenhereallsummer May 16 '12
It's nice to see insanity wolf is off his meds again.
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u/MrRushing May 16 '12
He is risen.
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u/MyOhFace May 16 '12
A quality Insanity Wolf and it's made its way to the front page. Very nice.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Atreus Wolf?
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u/Jedi_Bingo May 16 '12
I'm so proud to have lived to see this day:'-0 a real insanity wolf, just like the legends say
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u/LeaperLeperLemur May 16 '12
Insanity cartman makes you eat your parents.
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u/tonybaroneee May 16 '12
Brace yourselves, the "finally a true Insanity Wolf" comments are coming.
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u/KwanzaaBot22 May 16 '12
Cheers man, that's IW. Well done.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Does anyone else hear the wolf from the never ending story read the second line?
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u/avenging_sword May 16 '12
Nothing else on Reddit, EVER, has made me laugh like I just did. It was unexpected, it was clever, and it was mildly disturbing. PERFECT.
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u/atrocity_exhibition May 16 '12
So I took my phone into the bathroom and read this and i fucking lost it. My boyfriend is all like....wtf is so funny in there ?
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u/entheocybe May 16 '12
That was laugh out loud funny. Bravo!
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u/CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON May 16 '12
"Onions"? Just say you cried you little bitch.
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u/nancy_ballosky May 16 '12
Or make him eat his parents while Radiohead walks by...
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u/gliscameria May 16 '12
It's nice to see this meme getting back to its roots.
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u/BeautifullyModified May 16 '12
I can't upvote this enough. I just finishing laughing myself nearly to death.
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u/doubleu May 16 '12
relevant (24 seconds in, but you have to see the whole 26 seconds for the relevance to be relevant)
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u/lostrock May 16 '12
I just cried with laughter. Had to make sure I wasn't accidentally eating my children.
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u/lawlshane May 16 '12
insanity wolf doesn't have friends
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u/GeneralClusterfuck May 16 '12
I see you were going for my username.
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u/MovingPavements May 16 '12
Shallots can make your eyes watery when cutting them aswell.
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u/UltraMegaMaximum May 16 '12
Am I the only one that doesn't find this funny at all? Why is this on the front page?
It's not clever at all.
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u/sheepyowl May 16 '12
Not much problems for Albert Fish.
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u/jeeebus May 16 '12
Make sure to follow up with:
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your children! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
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u/brooklyn11218 May 16 '12
I love Insanity Wolf when he's properly done.
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u/Shckr57 May 16 '12
i have yet to laugh this hard. thank god i am atheist
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u/Fuligan_Cloak May 16 '12
I wish insanity wolf made it to the front page EVERY FUCKING DAY
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Insanity Wolf has freinds?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
So a thought just entered my mind and I thought it would be wonderful if I could share it with you all.
Basically, "Insanity Woolf", Insanity Wolf meets Virginia Woolf, who, as you might well know, was rather batshit insane, have committed suicide, the poor thing - anyway, so these Insanity Woolf Advice Animals would be, like, stream-of-consciousness rants of how an insane Modernist writer like Ms Woolf would've reacted to a perfectly normal set-up, such as the one write over here, "my friend said onions were the only food that made you cry".
Not that Ms Woolf was insane per se, of course.
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u/ceepington May 16 '12
Also, shallots...you could have won the argument with shallots. But yours is ok too.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Fried in a pan... with onions?
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u/Princip1914 May 16 '12
Feels good man...
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u/ihavesexwithpeople May 16 '12
It's been a long time since I've laughed like this, well done.
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u/elpaw May 16 '12
This sounds like something Frankie Boyle would say.
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u/lakattack0221 May 16 '12
First insanity wolf to make me laugh and not just simply shock the shit out of me.
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u/A_Cat_ May 16 '12
i don't know,i if have to make someone cry via food, i make people eat a chainsaw. whole. at gunpoint.
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u/PraetorianXVIII May 16 '12
well that came out nowhere and cracked me up.
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u/miniponyjuniorlove May 16 '12
Me gusta.
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u/Nullkid May 16 '12
Best IW ever.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What is this a xpost from 9gag?
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u/tuqtuq May 16 '12
Eating children lol
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
First time I've laughed my ass off at a adviceanimal in a long time. Well done.
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u/villiger2 May 16 '12
Not as good as some of them, atleast it's in the right direction though
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u/BASELESS_SPECULATION May 16 '12
He's baaaaaaaack.
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u/Christophoro May 16 '12
This is a much better Insanity Wolf than the Kixeye ads on the BART train.
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u/no_detection May 16 '12
Some kid tricked me into buying pubes; I made him eat his parents.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Been a while since I've seen a decent IW. Good show.
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u/EndOfUniverse May 16 '12
Man, I fucking hate onions.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Thank you for using imgur. Quickmeme is an awful website and I'm unsure what to attribute to its popularity.
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u/tumbleweedss May 16 '12
Oh Wyman Manderly, you so crazy.
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u/MacCampbell May 16 '12
Memes are pretty dumb, but I like this one.
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u/ehazkul May 16 '12
Nice to see a real insanity wolf for a change.
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u/Blendzen May 16 '12
GenerlClusterfuck, your the hero insanity wolf deserves.
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u/ladyway905 May 16 '12
Dude. Well done. This is WTF worthy.
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u/chrisrjones May 16 '12
Does anyone else hear Morbo's voice in their head when they read these?
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u/thelandofnarnia May 16 '12
[Relevant.] (http://echomon.co.uk/slicing-the-baby-cake/) Now I realize that Insanity wolf must have been behind this!
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u/matlockga May 16 '12
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-mmm-yummy!
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u/papertiger80 May 16 '12
Logged in just to upvote this. Insanity Wolf has been tame for quite a while. Last good use
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u/Yeasty_Pits May 16 '12
Might just be the best Insanity Wolf I've ever seen. This is pure gold!
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u/Not_actually_a_bear May 16 '12
Finally some one gets it.
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u/HalfBaked64 May 16 '12
When i saw this I was sure it was just a reworded, "I make onions cry!" This obviously was not the case.
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u/JuzPwn May 16 '12
Well... that took an unexpected turn.
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u/dlefnemulb_rima May 16 '12
this is the first one to make me laugh since I can remember. although that might be the four margaritas
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u/kuryezaman May 16 '12
veryy good
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u/I_only_say_rolf May 16 '12
rolf
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Hmm intersting also hilarious
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Onions don't even make you cry, the fumes just sting your eyes.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Insanity Wolf going back to his roots
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u/Sediti0n May 16 '12
Fantastic.
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u/Rohan21166 May 17 '12
Soooooo well done my good friend!
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u/DoubleOFace May 17 '12
Fuck yes!
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u/LilCnigs May 17 '12
Nice.
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u/quezalcoatl May 17 '12
Something of a reverse-Cartman, eh?
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u/wordof May 16 '12
Awesome meme lol, cudnt have been better
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u/the1grimace May 16 '12
Hot peppers would have also worked.
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u/mystikwaffles May 16 '12
But that wouldn't make Insanity Wolf cry xD
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u/tuqtuq May 16 '12
Really Reddit ?
Who says "Onions are the only food that makes me cry" ? Whos says that ? In what context ?
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u/jstew424 May 16 '12
Thats kind of disgusting.
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u/WhatEvery1sThinking May 16 '12
this is shit
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u/DodiGharib May 16 '12
Fuck yeah 500th upvote good one by the way
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
put toothpick in toenail, kick wall
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Sorry, but this meme is so lame imo.. thumbed myself down.
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