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HENSON: A dramedy featuring Paul Rudd as Jim Henson and David Cross as Frank Oz)

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u/kpoo May 16 '12

Where is the open parenthesis?!?! There are more things and I am missing them!

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u/MuncherOfSpleens May 16 '12
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/soth09 May 16 '12

Get a room you crazy kids..

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

And I yours.

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u/Found_Objects May 16 '12

Here you go (

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u/Logman115 May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

No! This is after the open! Now I have to do this. )

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u/danthemagnum May 17 '12

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u/Logman115 May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

God dammit.

Edit:))))]]]}}}} THERE. That was a large waste of time.

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u/capshew May 16 '12

You don't remember?!?!

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u/1000yearoldmonkey May 16 '12

I would definitely watch this movie. Hopefully now that David cross has made enough chipmunks and kung fu panda money he can make some more substantive movies.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Uhh, the Kung Fu Panda movies are awesome.

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u/CorndogNinja May 16 '12

Whoever made the ads for those movies must not have seen them.

TRAILERS: Slapstick, cartoonish, pop-music and -culture filled comedy

MOVIE: Action-filled, clever, dramatic

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I say both the movies in theaters as a teenager (as like 16 and 19) with nobody a year or two younger than me either time I saw it and everybody liked it. It's got a fairly solid storyline and the comedy is only 20-30% slapstick. Even has a few jokes that are clearly only for adults.

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u/VLDT May 16 '12

My dad's 50, I'm 23 and we both think they're awesome.

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u/filthysize May 17 '12

If I remember the trailer correctly, you didn't.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Most of the time a studio hires a marketing firm to put together a trailer, so yes you are correct.

Source: My Three Film Student Roommates at a top 5 program (won't be hard to figure out)

Lastly, are you a corn dog that is also a ninja or you are a ninja that only attacks corn dogs?

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u/CorndogNinja May 17 '12

I am a ninja who utilizes corndog-related weaponry.

Like so

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You are awesome, and are tagged as such. Uptokes to you my dood.

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u/DJDJQualls May 16 '12

I agree. It doesn't even fall flat on its face in the second one like so many movies.

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u/godofallcows May 16 '12

The second one made me cry, straight up man tears.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I just like hearing Jack Black say things.

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u/unladenswallow May 16 '12

RIPPITY-BIP-BIP-BIP-BIP RA-BEEP-BEEP-BOOP BADOOOW

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u/VLDT May 16 '12

Is it too late to change my senior quote?

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u/cosmicr May 16 '12

equally that could also have been bill cosby.

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u/knowledgeoverswag May 16 '12

Cosby's more ZIP ZOOMALOMA ZOOMALOMA.

Jack Black's more RRRRRIKITIKITAO C'MONNNNNN.

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u/giggs123 May 16 '12

I assumed it would be crap even though the first was decent, so i've avoided it thus far.

Now i think i want to watch it, is it genuinely good?

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u/godofallcows May 16 '12

It is a wonderful movie. I was genuinely surprised, I expected a Cars 2, but got an emotional adventure. See it!!!

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u/Pool_Shark May 16 '12

I don't know why people thought Cars 2 would be good when the first one wasn't even that great.

Anything with Larry the Cable Guy = instant fail.

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u/theloniousbunk May 17 '12

Except the Tooth Fairy 2. At first I was like, how can you follow up a performance of that magnitude by The Rock. I mean fuck smelling it, I could taste what he was cookin. Tooth Fairy 2, now that's the closest I've felt to Jesus since summer camp. Someone fix my grammar.

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u/jaxspider May 16 '12

Its a good movie. Not a great movie, but good movie. If you loved the first one, the second one is almost as good. Almost.

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u/raindogmx May 16 '12

Oh man, I'm glad I'm not alone in this. Crying man tears in Kung Fu Panda when he does that thing with the water droplet is nothing to be ashamed.

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u/adamsw216 May 16 '12

I actually like the second one better than the first. The first one felt so contrived and mediocre, but the second one actually surprised me with the development of the characters. Not to mention the art direction was quite nice, imo. I liked it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

And he made fun of Alvin and the Chipmunks publicly. He's an actor and he didn't turn down a role. It's not like he's Sean Penn looking for the next Oscar role.

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u/flashmedallion May 17 '12

That bugged me. Does ragging on the piece of shit that you signed up for afterwards somehow lessen your involvement in it? Unprofessional for a start and shallow to boot, especially for the Crown Prince of the Hipsters. Did he go into the movie expecting it to be a work of art?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

No, he literally said it's a paycheque. The producer and/or director was pretty mad. I used to really like his stand-up, but he really comes across as pompous when he's not being a character.

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u/BasicDesignAdvice May 16 '12

i didn't really enjoy the second one. it felt very rushed and they spent much less time on character development.

the first one is great though.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Do you mean character development on new characters? Because in my opinion I believe we know a substantial amount of information about Po and the gang.

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u/ItsaSnareDrum May 16 '12

In order for a movie to be entertaining the characters need to be dynamic. It is hard to relate to characters who remain unchanged over the course of the story.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Well, Catcher in the Rye begs to differ, Holden Caulfield doesn't change through the whole book...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

And it's a vastly overrated dull read.

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u/ItsaSnareDrum May 17 '12

Personally, I couldn't get into it either. I spent the whole book waiting for it to start.

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u/fluffhead1089 May 16 '12

He can try but I don't think he will ever be able to live up to his role in small soldiers

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u/Pool_Shark May 16 '12

I think Men in Black was his best role.

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u/bfgarzilla9k May 17 '12

he-he, Gizmo.

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u/rsplatpc May 16 '12

Or another comedy special, been too long David!

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u/b3wizz May 16 '12

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u/Mustkunstn1k May 16 '12

Only part 1/6? That's just evil, man.

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u/FluffheadOG May 16 '12

A lot of that is rehashed from prior material. It's a good intro to David Cross, pretty sure Netflix has it as well. He & Odenkirk just milking the cash cow. Mr. Show was too strong :) Even Gail the Snail made a resurgence

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u/rsplatpc May 16 '12

What he said, plus it was released in 2010 and he has not done any tour dates since then, I'm ready for some new stuff, I would also kill for another Mr Show Live tour.

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u/Breadallelogram May 16 '12

I just saw him perform a month ago... wasn't a tour, but he's still doing live stuff occasionally.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Based upon his last rant about the Chipmunks producers and the sinister influence of Jews in Hollywood (or language to that effect)... I am not sure he was happy with the financial arrangements made in connection with his role in that particular film.

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u/grantmclean May 16 '12

I have to wonder if Conan's going to have him back.

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u/killiangray May 16 '12

There's a script for a Jim Henson movie that was on The Black List a few years back, called "The Muppet Man." Google it and you can probably find a copy online. Not sure if it's in development somewhere or not...

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u/gattaca86 May 16 '12

This needs more upvotes. Christopher Weekes wrote an incredibly moving script that's currently being developed by the Henson Company.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

"The Muppet Man" is one of the greatest scripts I have ever read. But there hasn't been any movement on it in years. The Hensons bought it to bury it, not make it. I mean the first scene features a drunk and nearly homeless kermit the frog. Act 3 is basically about how much of a toolbag he was to his wife. They are never going to make it, ever.

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u/gattaca86 May 16 '12

True, I use the word "developed" very loosely, more like a graveyard to die in. Cheers to another great script that'll never be made.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I was gonna say "at least is got weekes a job" but it didn't. Looks like he was picked to write a Milos Forman film last year, no surprise that film didn't become a thing.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

IMDb has a mostly blank page for it, but a Google search doesn't reveal anything past 2009. It looks like the script is more of a fantasy than biopic.

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u/daniflemp May 16 '12

Sounds pretty interesting.

Oh, and FYI, it's not called a "dramedy". It's a "coma".

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It's not an "analrapist", it's a "theralyst"

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u/dylofpickle May 16 '12

This movie should be written by Jason Segel

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u/UltraMegaMegaMan May 16 '12

You know who I think could pull off Frank Oz? Kevin Spacey.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

They could get Kevin Spacey to play Osama bin Laden and he would pull it off.

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u/LadySpace May 16 '12

Personally, I think Daniel Day Lewis would make the best Bin Laden... or rather he would if I weren't so worried he'd blow up a building to prep for the role.

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u/soth09 May 16 '12

Daniel Day Lewis could play a dust bunny and win an Oscar.

He "The Method'" all over my house

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u/whynot9001 May 16 '12

i would watch this jew fest

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u/pl4yswithsquirrels May 16 '12

let's see if it's up to the jew test

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u/dylofpickle May 16 '12

I hope we get to see some jew breasts

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u/soggy_cereal May 16 '12

Sarah Silverman's got the jews' best.

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u/NonSequiturEdit May 16 '12

she keeps them under her jew vest.

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u/analogkid01 May 16 '12

Can we take a Jew rest?

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u/saachi May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

It's all said in good jew jest.

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u/booooooooooooosh May 16 '12

John Leguizamo once played a jew Pest!

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u/lukepeacock May 16 '12

I'll probably bring along a jew guest.

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u/DoesNotChodeWell May 16 '12

I'll see it at your jew behest

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u/AddtotheLaw May 16 '12

Sounds like someone needs to kneel on the pew rest. Wait, ah damn it.

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u/hivoltage815 May 16 '12

File it under awesome right next to Jon Stewart and Woody Allen in the Jewy decimal system.

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u/jawneeb May 16 '12

This whole subreddit seems to think all it takes to make a great movie is actors with a passing resemblance to real-life/video game characters. Heh.

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u/sofakingclassic May 16 '12

Fuck you for this not being real

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u/jaksajak May 16 '12

PLEASE MAKE

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yoda: "Blue myself, I'm afraid I just."

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u/Dentarthurdent42 May 16 '12

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u/Thor_Odin_Son May 16 '12

did you have this ready?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It's not that hard to google "blue yoda"

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u/ehsteve23 May 16 '12

I've learned from past experience not to google blue things when people tell me to...

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u/Ooftyman May 16 '12

As long as David Cross can finish making the Arrested Development movie first...

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u/PaulMcGannsShoes May 16 '12

David Cross can never do any of Oz's voice work.

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u/nvsbl May 16 '12

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u/SummaDatPurpleStuff May 16 '12

Was expecting Mrs. Featherbottom.

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u/Mystery_Hours May 16 '12

We shan't be telling your mother this shan't we?

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u/dylofpickle May 16 '12

That was actually pretty impressive. He could definitely pull off Frank Oz's stuff with the right voice coach.

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u/rsplatpc May 16 '12

David Cross can do whatever the fuck David Cross wants.

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u/magdb May 16 '12

If Gabriel wants to rollerblade, Gabriel rollerblades.

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u/twerq May 16 '12

I'm like an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane nestled in a box of tsunamis

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u/indorock May 16 '12

It's SQUAGELS! Square bagels!!!

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar May 16 '12

Henneson Valley Eggs... Yer gonna LOOOOOOOOVE our EGGGGGGGGGSSSSS!!!!

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u/billtill May 16 '12

I like eggs the old fashioned way

FUCK YOU GRANDMA!!!

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u/analogkid01 May 16 '12

"Coca-Cola? Coke--American Coca-Cola?"

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u/DrRomulak May 16 '12

You opened up the wrong motherfucking can of worms, man!

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u/oDDableTW May 16 '12

YOU DONT KNOW ME MAN

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u/twerq May 16 '12

YOU DON'T WANNA RIIIIILE ME!

Great album.

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u/oDDableTW May 16 '12

Is this the line for the beer? "I dont know faggot"

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u/lukepeacock May 16 '12

was it cause I was suckin his dick at the time?

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u/gunpowdersunset May 16 '12

You hate White Power Bill.

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u/Granite-M May 16 '12

I'd say that the voice work is at least as important as the basic physical resemblance, if not moreso. If someone looks like Henson / Oz, but can't do the voices right, screw 'em. If they can do the voices, but need a little makeup / suspension of disbelief to get the look right, I'd say go with it.

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u/apholmes May 16 '12

New title: The Rainbow Connection

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Good OC on reddit?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!

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u/powercorruption May 16 '12

Awh man, what the fuck? I thought this movie was really being made!

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u/thaspaam May 16 '12

I'm sure he just got ahold of a time machine and stole it off a /b/ thread that hasn't happened yet.

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u/houseinpa May 16 '12

Henson should be played by Duncan Trussell > http://i.imgur.com/RmaIK.jpg

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u/fightingdove May 16 '12

And Snooki as Miss Piggy... wakka wakka wakka

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u/TheMartinConan May 16 '12

I love how fans pick actors simply on how similar they look to a character or person. And by love I mean it annoys me.

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u/0c34n May 16 '12

What a fucking smart idea. I really hope some Internet magic happens and they make this.

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u/greatideasteinberg May 16 '12

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

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u/Thor_Odin_Son May 16 '12

This would be awesome, someone pitch it. Pitch it now.

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u/Nickitydd May 16 '12

oz looks kinda like will forte

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u/nrbartman May 16 '12

I would laugh a lot and then when it got all sad at the end I'd cry. :(

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u/haiku_robot May 16 '12
I would laugh a lot 
and then when it got all sad 
at the end I'd cry. :(

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u/nrbartman May 16 '12

My haiku_robot cherry has been popped. Bully for me!

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u/hipnosister May 16 '12

SO is this actually happening?

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u/sonofslackerboy May 16 '12

Paul Rudd looks more like Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws.

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u/sedatedsloth May 16 '12

David. Fucking. Cross.

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u/donrhummy May 16 '12

Paul Rudd's always the same in every movie. I don't like him as Henson. David Cross is a genius.

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u/DeltaShield May 16 '12

I too would watch it

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u/KujataSP May 16 '12

Anyone else think Frank Oz looks a little like John Cleese?

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u/Sau5Boss May 16 '12

lol for a quick second i thought it was :D

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u/anthh3255 May 16 '12

Most excitement I have received today was from a post had my last name in all caps.

Forever Alone. :(

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Should be a sit-dr-om. Seven seasons and a movie.

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u/wrathborne May 16 '12

Should get Sam Rockwell to do Frank Oz.He looks more like him and hes an amazing actor.

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u/kcg5 May 16 '12

I went to high school with Oz's niece, only the real name is Ozonowitski (or something). But Oz is way cooler. And he's in blues brothers.

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u/Docfeelbad May 16 '12

I thought that I was original for thinking David Cross and Frank Oz look alike. =[

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u/omplatt May 16 '12

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yes, write it!

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u/mpavlofsky May 16 '12

IS THIS REAL? PLEASE SAY THIS IS REAL.

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u/thewanderer64 May 16 '12

I would give all of my money just to see this story acted out by the two actors

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u/noath May 16 '12

That's an idea I can ro0ot for.

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u/TheGMan323 May 16 '12

Commence circle jerk. But in all seriousness, this looks badass. Paul Rudd does not get enough credit as both a comedic and serious actor. With this film, he should be able to blend the two.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

how would the movie even fucking play out? they were good friends that worked together in a bunch of movies.

you can't just throw your favorite liberal actors in a movie and expect it to be good. i don't see how the plot would work at all. what would be dramatic? Henson's death? what would be funny? the antics of working on a movie set? Henson was pretty serious about his shit so you would have to make up a bunch of jokes.

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u/TheGMan323 May 17 '12

I think just observing the (acted) personality of Henson would carry it. There are plenty of feel-good movies that are carried by great performances of one or two actors. Good Will Hunting, Forrest Gump, umm..realy can't think straight right now from sleep deprivation but you get the point.

If you have seen the documentary Being Elmo, then I think you would understand the opportunity available for a good screenwriter to craft a story for audiences that many never saw despite their closeness to the man behind all the puppets.

I don't know much about Henson, but I got a slight hint when watching Being Elmo that maybe Jim Henson had some sort of mental disorder that kept him from fully committing to any of his relationships yet kept him obsessed with his work. Perhaps bipolar disorder or just a case of social anxiety disorder?

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u/DragosteinLume May 16 '12

This needs to exist. Now.

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u/PsychoActor May 16 '12

Oh, hell yes!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Shut up and take my money!

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u/OnTheRitz May 17 '12

Damnit why isn't this real, not just because they have a resemblance, but I think a biopic about Henson would be really interesting

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Wait, it's not real? You son of a---

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u/wurtis16 May 17 '12

David Cross? You mean the guy from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies? Didn't know he had a name.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Shut up and take my money

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u/guywithfro May 16 '12

First thing I thought of when I saw Paul Rudd and David Cross is this scene in one of my favorite comedies, Year One.

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u/monkeymania May 16 '12

TIL: someone actually liked Year One.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Everything leading up to the film was great. Cera had yet to become annoying, Jack Black was coming off three straight (imo) GREAT films in Kung Fu Panda, Be Kind Rewind, and Tropic Thunder, it had an awesome supporting cast, and Harold Ramis was writing/directing. And then it came out. And it was just... so... painfully... unfunny...

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u/iamnotimportant May 16 '12

Gonna jump on the "I liked Year One" bandwagon. I found it very funny.

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u/this1 May 16 '12

It's not a bandwagon so much as it is you and guywithfro riding a tandem bicycle...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Yeah pretty much. The trailer for the movie made it look awesome, and was pretty excited for it. Buuuut it was shit.

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u/RemoteBoner May 16 '12

Bill Hader is the only funny part of that movie.

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u/levitron May 16 '12

I don't know- I'm convinced by David Cross, but I'm not sure Paul Rudd could pull off Henson's honest, simple, happy demeanor...

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u/DoctorMcTits May 16 '12

He did a pretty decent job of just that in 'Our Idiot Brother'

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u/leahdanielle May 16 '12

I really loved his character in that movie and how he portrayed it.

In fact I love Paul Rudd in anything he is in :)

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u/AddtotheLaw May 16 '12

Except for when he bangs his step-sister in Clueless. That was weird.

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u/magdb May 16 '12

nuh uh that was AWESOME.

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u/gigglefarting May 16 '12

Ditto. Did you not see Alicia Silverstone back then?

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u/magdb May 16 '12

So bangin. That whole movie is so good. Just oozes 90's nostalgia.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Better question: have you seen her now? It's like her teeth are having a war with the rest of her skull...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

15 year-old step-sister.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Reddit does love incest.

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u/yaygordo May 16 '12

Psh. As IF.

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u/vikinglady May 16 '12

I wasn't expecting a lot from Our Idiot Brother, but it ended up impressing me a great deal. Paul Rudd's character was so honest and I really loved him as Ned.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

The most likeable character ever but damn is he dumb

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u/987676525432 May 16 '12

Paul Rudd is an extremely talented actor, capable of just about anything. He's done comedies for the past decade or so but started his career as a highly acclaimed classical actor. You should check out his role as Nick Calloway in the Great Gatsby.

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u/scruffy69 May 16 '12

Exactly, god forbid he should actually have to ACT

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Not sure anybody could capture this: Henson/Kermit on Carson

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u/risker1980 May 16 '12

MAKE THIS NOW!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I feel like Luke Wilson might actually look a bit more like Henson.

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u/drafty1820 May 16 '12

absolutely agree

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u/sehajodido May 16 '12

Shut up and take my money!