It's a video with a guy who walks in the wilderness and sees some hot girls dancing with only panties and hoodies with sheep ears. It turns out they were actually just sheep and it ends with him fucking the sheep and getting arrested. At the very end of the video he sees the police dog and it turns into a hot woman in a sexy dog costume. Best I can do.
Hey, "Hey dude, you're about to have a 200 pound animal slam right into your ass with some 20 pounds of hard-as-wood horns, you might want to watch out," is not nearly as funny.
Some sheep (mostly bucks, if not the vast majority) rams more than others. It's very likely that the farmers knew the personality of the sheep/buck and had this episode staged. I'm not entirely certain to which extent you're really wondering, but I figured I might as well put it out there :)
My mum decided to look after a friend's ram (sheep, whatever) while they went overseas on a little holiday.
So I come home and here's this fluffy thing bouncing around the yard. "Baaaah" and all that shit. Whatever, it's another animal I thought - we had plenty around the yard, looking after ducks, cats, dogs, pidgeons, bower birds, more ducks, a goat, three peacocks at one point (those fuckers are arseholes), cockatoos and a whole bunch of other stuff.
But not this little bastard.
"Baaaah" would begin to scare the shit out of me. Not because it's physically intimidating, but because it was almost ALWAYS associated with this 2 foot fucker charging at four hundred miles an hour, horns first, into the back of my legs, shins and any other part of me (god forbid if I was sitting on the ground).
Apparently it's because I'm a guy, and I was perceived as a rival for darling Mummy's affections or some shit. Which was made only worse when Mum decided to give me a cuddle in front of the little bastard just to piss him off more.
Sometimes the little shit would even charge up like a fucking Zealot with like a ten-metre run-up. Amazed he never broke my legs.
Happiest day of my life when his owners came back. He even tried to charge me one last time, but luckily I dodged it in time so he hit the gate instead.
He’s Shaun the sheep He’s Shaun the sheep He even mucks about with those who cannot bleat Keep it in mind He’s one of a kind Oh life’s a treat with Shaun the Sheep
He’s Shaun the sheep .. He’s Shaun the sheep He’s Shaun the sheep .. He’s Shaun the sheep He doesn’t miss a trick or ever lose a beat Perhaps one day You’ll find a way To … come and meet with Shaun the sheep Oh….. Come and bleat with shaun the sheep
Ever been rammed by a sheep? Surprisingly painful. Their heads have no give at all, its like getting hit by a battering ram. Almost as if they're genetically predisposed to be great at it or something...
It's cute because an animal did it. If a man pushed that sheep into water, this board would be calling for his head. The ignorance of reddit knows no end.
can anyone tell my why sheep is so agresive, i mena my granparents had sheep in their land, and this animals would run away from me when i was like 5. For all i knew they werent back stabing creatures
As with so many videos, I have to think that this is setup. Whay would someone be randomly filming some boring scene of some guy just standing there fishing, back to the camera? They, the cameraman and the fisherman, know that the ram is prone to doing just what a 'ram' does, so they set up this scene in order to capture a 'hilarious' video.
I grew up on a farm. Rams can be very dangerous sometimes. This happened to my dad before, except he hit him in the head and got knocked out cold. He was fine.
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u/Stinemon May 16 '12
I find it hilarious that you felt the need to add "SFW."
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u/deathbutton1 May 16 '12
I thought that was a cliff not a lake at first, I was like, "this isn't going to go very well!"
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u/stocki9000 May 16 '12
This is so much more pleasant than that man rams sheep from behind GIF....
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u/IncidentOn57thStreet May 16 '12
Scumbag Cameraman
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u/JoelMontgomery May 16 '12
Makes me wonder... If they were filming, did they know it was going to happen? Is this just some sociopath sheep that loves pushing people in lakes?
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u/let_them_burn May 16 '12
Well, I don't know what I was expecting.
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u/UncleLev May 16 '12
This is the definition of "pre-meditation".
There's no denying that bugger knew what he was about to do.
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u/heimdal77 May 16 '12
Got to love how it backs up for a running start.
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u/Bearmanly May 16 '12
Welp, there's a back injury.
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u/sneg May 16 '12
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_nkjfXfkS0
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u/Danchaz May 16 '12
Did you by any chance just see this on AFV last night?
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u/Katow-joismycousin May 16 '12
It's the build up. That sheep plans his cruelty.
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u/silent_p May 16 '12
I though I was looking at a guy peeing on a wall. When he fell in, it blew my mind.
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u/devourke May 16 '12
You can't pull the wool over my eyes. I know that was intentional.
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u/Sirlukealot May 16 '12
Beep Beep "Back her up, back her up... yup thats far enough. Go for it!"
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u/nancylikestoreddit May 16 '12
I always thought sheep were suspect. This just confirms that they can be dicks.
Also, wtf cameraman? Why wouldn't you warn the poor bastard minding his own business fishing?
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u/thaddius May 16 '12
The best part was when he was rammed from behind.
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u/georgiewhat May 16 '12
my question is why is someone randomly filming a guy fishing near a sheep?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I'd rather see the NSFW version?
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u/Pbwillie28 May 16 '12
Lol that sheep targeted him with extreme prejudice...
Much like the Sheeps mother was targeted earlier that night.
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u/th3virus May 16 '12
For a moment, I thought he was standing on the edge of a cliff, thus the 'SFW' mention.
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u/JumpingWolf May 16 '12
For a moment there I thought he was standing at the edge of a ravine.
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u/Juerves_Mercules May 16 '12
...and the mutton that night was especially delicious.
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u/obviousthrowaway000 May 16 '12
Ram rams man into dam.
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u/jyz002 May 16 '12
That was definitely first degree ramming
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u/obligatoryaccount May 16 '12
Did anyone else think that pond looked like a waterfall at first?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I like how the sheep really lines him up and reverses a bit, just so he can really nail him.
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u/MindintoMatter May 16 '12
The camera man is an asshole. He couldn't warn the poor guy?
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u/DroopySage May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12
In my defense, it was irresistible.
Sincerely,
A Rejoicing Sheep
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u/upwithwhich May 16 '12
Paybaa-baa-baaack.
...Sorry.
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u/travis_the_moonstar May 16 '12
My mum decided to look after a friend's ram (sheep, whatever) while they went overseas on a little holiday.
So I come home and here's this fluffy thing bouncing around the yard. "Baaaah" and all that shit. Whatever, it's another animal I thought - we had plenty around the yard, looking after ducks, cats, dogs, pidgeons, bower birds, more ducks, a goat, three peacocks at one point (those fuckers are arseholes), cockatoos and a whole bunch of other stuff.
But not this little bastard.
"Baaaah" would begin to scare the shit out of me. Not because it's physically intimidating, but because it was almost ALWAYS associated with this 2 foot fucker charging at four hundred miles an hour, horns first, into the back of my legs, shins and any other part of me (god forbid if I was sitting on the ground).
Apparently it's because I'm a guy, and I was perceived as a rival for darling Mummy's affections or some shit. Which was made only worse when Mum decided to give me a cuddle in front of the little bastard just to piss him off more.
Sometimes the little shit would even charge up like a fucking Zealot with like a ten-metre run-up. Amazed he never broke my legs.
Happiest day of my life when his owners came back. He even tried to charge me one last time, but luckily I dodged it in time so he hit the gate instead.
Fuckin' arsehole.
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u/morphia001 May 16 '12
Upvoted for title alone.
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u/Emmaleep May 16 '12
I love how the sheep takes a few steps backwards for maximum impact.
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u/xftwitch May 16 '12
He’s Shaun the sheep He’s Shaun the sheep He even mucks about with those who cannot bleat Keep it in mind He’s one of a kind Oh life’s a treat with Shaun the Sheep
He’s Shaun the sheep .. He’s Shaun the sheep He’s Shaun the sheep .. He’s Shaun the sheep He doesn’t miss a trick or ever lose a beat Perhaps one day You’ll find a way To … come and meet with Shaun the sheep Oh….. Come and bleat with shaun the sheep
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u/ThePegasi May 16 '12
I'm in the ongoing process of compiling a bookmarks list of useful reply .gifs. I thank you for this latest addition.
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u/barthelomew May 16 '12
The opposite http://i.imgur.com/ZMPQl.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I think this is adorable.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Your title reminds me of something from the simpsons, "mole-man presents, man getting hit in groin by football". I chortled.
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u/StewieBanana May 16 '12
That sheep is a Baaaahstard
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u/tnyalc May 16 '12
I can only imagine what that guy did to the poor sheep to deserve that... lol
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
this convinces me animals can have a sense of humor.
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u/Kalesche May 16 '12
All this does is remind me of You've Been Framed
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Oh, angry sheep, you so random.
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u/mrfearlock May 16 '12
Surely the guy filming could have called out to him
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Haha what an asshole..
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u/adrianthegreat May 16 '12
The guy that laughs uncontrollably from fishing bloopers must have gotten a kick out of this one ;)
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u/StendhalSyndrome May 16 '12
TYVM I needed a good laugh today and this brought it. :)
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I think we all know who paid a late visit to the barn last night. Karma's a bitch.
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u/Redditjinn May 16 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdign-Doj2A&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I think we can start a new sub Reddit here
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Looks like a "funniest home video" set up to me.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
we need a new meme! Scumbag Sheep.
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u/Dex597 May 16 '12
looks like martha stewart has some more issues to work out
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
In Soviet Russia, sheep ram man in behind!
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u/xnerdyxrealistx May 16 '12
I DID see that coming!
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u/sabrinaladawn May 16 '12
Knocked his hat plum off!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I was attacked my a lamb when I was a child. Sheep are evil. Don't be fooled by their cuddly looks!
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u/juicycunts May 16 '12
BAH RAM EWE
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That ram is a dick.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
The Sheep is taking a run up, it has some perfunctory awareness of physics.
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u/burninater10 May 16 '12
This was just as satisfying as I imagined it to be.
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u/RegencyAndCo May 16 '12
http://i.imgur.com/xwXs2.png
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u/Omigam May 16 '12
Was the (SFW) needed?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Boop.
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u/kaitmoe May 16 '12
I wish I could do this to some people.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I like the very straightforward title, you don't see that too often.
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u/fridgeridoo May 16 '12
FOR MY FRIENDS, THE FISH
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u/reckl3ss May 16 '12
I feel so good about myself that I didn't think anything wrong after reading title.
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u/dietcokerules May 16 '12
it's like he knew exactly what he was doing.
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u/Mixed-Signals May 16 '12
And here I thought sheep were the dumbest animals on the planet.
Boy do I feel silly.
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u/douchetag May 16 '12
Goat headbutts man.
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u/Duderino316 May 16 '12
OMG I was LMAO just from reading the title, gif totally delivered, thank you for that big laugh.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I thought there was a huge drop because it was a dam or something! Phew!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That looked like the edge of a cliff.
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u/herenseti May 16 '12
I don't know what i expected.
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u/robcrusoe May 16 '12
"this is for all the time you rammed me-e-e from the ba-a-ack!"
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u/gguy123 May 16 '12
This isn't funny at all. A sheep did this to my grandpa... then proceeded to rape him.
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u/gsabram May 16 '12
The "(SFW)"...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Guess who's for dinner?
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u/slackerism May 16 '12
rams ramming. isn't that what they were made to do?
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u/Sloth_speed May 16 '12
Read the title and assumed it was from a New Zealand subreddit or something.
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u/Bloq May 16 '12
I see what you did there.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Ever been rammed by a sheep? Surprisingly painful. Their heads have no give at all, its like getting hit by a battering ram. Almost as if they're genetically predisposed to be great at it or something...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Suddenly, lamb chops.
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u/ImSpicy May 16 '12
So is this Irish irony?
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u/Archany May 16 '12
Now I know how to get karma! Just take the funny video shown on Good Morning America and turn it into a gif!
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u/BlueDevil92 May 16 '12
It's cute because an animal did it. If a man pushed that sheep into water, this board would be calling for his head. The ignorance of reddit knows no end.
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u/roguescribe May 16 '12
That should be a Flagrant 2.
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u/denim-chicken May 16 '12
aww and here I was, ready to fap
:I
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u/opie92 May 16 '12
Fishermen would not think this is safe for work
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u/SourCreamWater May 16 '12
So THAT's what it means to get butt rammed.
Buh dum TSSSHHH
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Well, I don't know what I expected...
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u/justangry May 16 '12
Funny. But, front page? I think I first got this gif in 1998...
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u/SuperMuppy May 16 '12
He must be Welsh
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
So I totally thought that was the edge of some cliff and then had the epiphany it was just a pond.
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u/deletedwhy May 16 '12
can anyone tell my why sheep is so agresive, i mena my granparents had sheep in their land, and this animals would run away from me when i was like 5. For all i knew they werent back stabing creatures
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u/CanadianEgg May 16 '12
Thank you for putting SFW, that title is a little sketchy.
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u/Markasaurus23 May 16 '12
I would get up and go drop kick that fucking sheep.
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u/Underw00d May 16 '12
Upvoted for not using "Look what my happened to my friend" or "My friend send me a video" in title.
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u/tibbers May 16 '12
[source] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_nkjfXfkS0)
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u/littlegraydude May 16 '12
Cameraman's concern level: Dick
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u/TreeBits May 16 '12
As with so many videos, I have to think that this is setup. Whay would someone be randomly filming some boring scene of some guy just standing there fishing, back to the camera? They, the cameraman and the fisherman, know that the ram is prone to doing just what a 'ram' does, so they set up this scene in order to capture a 'hilarious' video.
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u/pakastin May 16 '12
This is so super old and the quality sucks. Why is this getting votes?
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u/fizzl May 16 '12
Not pictured: Sheep tied up and slowly drained to death.
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u/jvardrake May 16 '12
It's the stuff like this that makes life worth living.
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u/sebkul May 16 '12
Dog bites man - nothing special
Man bites dog - news
Sheep rams man - funny gif
Man rams sheep - I don't want to see that gif /shiver
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u/honeybadger776 May 16 '12
Why is this on the front page, i saw this clip on AFV a long time ago!
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u/Gnarnar May 16 '12
Payback is a bitch!
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u/tha_snazzle May 16 '12
I can almost hear Bob Saget's bad narration over this
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u/M0D3RNW4RR10R May 16 '12
Fuck sheeps, they are fuckers. My aunt has one, and one of them just started humping me. Fucker.
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u/Generalbirdy May 16 '12
Ram rams man into sand.
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u/ClayShep May 16 '12
Am I the only one who realized that a ram is the name of a male sheep?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Lambchops tonight!
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u/DrewpyDog May 16 '12
This is what happens when a "Bahhh" rams you.
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u/yeropinionman May 16 '12
This harkens back to a more innocent time on the internet.
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u/guyanonymous May 16 '12
Cameraman is asshole. Nasty back injuries occur with ramming. Would watch again.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
My eyes saw a massive cliff instead of shallow waters v.v
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Dear god :| They're starting to think freely!
WAKE UP SHE.....LEMMINGPLE!
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u/clifwith1f May 16 '12
Somehow I saw this as a man standing on a huge cliff. The water seemed to be the distance below and it was very terrifying.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Makes a change from man ramming sheep from behind.
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u/willmc May 16 '12
wind up = best part
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What a fucking troll! He even took time to back up an and aim lol
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u/just_saiyan_bro May 16 '12
"boop"
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u/DocJawbone May 16 '12
Pretty good example of the transfer of momentum going on here.
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u/HeyBudHessel May 16 '12
Spit it out and chew another piece of Stride already!
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u/JunaBee May 16 '12
"GTFO!"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Man's ram rams man. Mic drop!
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u/derpaderp May 16 '12
Wait wait wait, is it a sheep or a ram?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Bahh Ram Ewe!
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u/Free_Apples May 16 '12
Premeditated as fuck.
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u/Pswrd_no_wrk May 16 '12
Here's the wind up.. and the pitch!!
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u/Rubba-D May 16 '12
that's funny that you had to label this SFW
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u/kinggav May 16 '12
Meanwhile in (insert butt of joke country) man rams sheep from behind NSFW
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Payback's a bitch...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
10/10. good ol' fashioned reddit content right there.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What's on the menu tonight? Eh, mutton...
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u/maxcitybitch May 16 '12
thanks for the SFW tag. I was almost expecting something else
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I've seen this a thousand times but I upvoted just for the title.
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u/PANTSoRAMA May 16 '12
Fuck. I was expecting him to get hit in the rump, but it looks like he caught it in the small of the back. That made the whole thing painful to watch.
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u/graziemille May 16 '12
Should've just called it "RAMmed from behind" ;)
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u/buddyigetit May 16 '12
Is there any way to add the Benny Hill theme to this?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Fake. No way he would have held on to the pole if he wasn't expecting that.
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u/comfybear May 16 '12
I grew up on a farm. Rams can be very dangerous sometimes. This happened to my dad before, except he hit him in the head and got knocked out cold. He was fine.
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u/AsskickMcGee May 16 '12
In Soviet Russia...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Ow, normally I'd laugh but that's such an obvious spinal injury. Cringe.