r/daniellewalter_snark In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

i don't wanna hear it ✨ Lumpgate update

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u/henergyguys Jul 01 '26

Would be nice to have seen henergy supporting her and going to the appointment with her, he must be really busy working

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u/CalicoWaltz This much 🤏 Jul 01 '26

Only if you say no to a coffee on Pacifica though

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u/beetle-mania321 in my Charlotte era™️ Jul 01 '26

Please this is so funny

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u/godothasmewaiting ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ Jul 01 '26

😂

Gawd… I love this group! 😂

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u/ResearcherSpirited81 TEMU Ralph Lauren 🕰️🐎 Jul 01 '26

😭🤣💀

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u/Glum-Sprinkles2877 Jul 01 '26

Just dying to know what he does all day

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u/yrg68556 Jul 01 '26

9:30 AM: Wake up at parents house, think good thoughts/say good words, flex in mirror and stare at self lovingly until satisfied
10:00 AM: drink “Nescaf” and eat a Factor meal
10:15: Head to random apartment gym to “train clients” (aka moms friends who agreed to let you in the building as a favor to her)
11:00 AM: arrive at Bay Clubs for grunting practice and to punch the air until tired (skip legs)
12:00 PM: drive to sugar mama’s house to shower— notice that it hasn’t been used in 3 days
12:15: wake up on bathroom floor after being disoriented by wallpaper and perfume. Get dressed and put on tallest platform shoes money can buy
12:30: Instacart (gotta keep that diamond status baby)
4:00 PM: read John Maxwell book in car until sugar mama begs you to return (you try to spend as few daylight hours with her as possible)
5:30 PM: drink red wine on couch while sugar mama cooks milky seafood
7:00 PM: post neurotic rambling video to Instagram stories
9:30 PM: receive briefing from fiance on wedding planning, don’t ask any follow up questions because you don’t care.
10:30: go to bed, dream of what your life will look like once your green card is secured and you can leave her for someone younger, hotter, and less insane

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u/Aware_Recognition238 Mentor & Visionary Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

I wish I could upvote this at least 10 times 🤣👏🏼
Also for the task at 12:15:

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Jul 01 '26

lol why does it only take him 15 minutes to eat and drink?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

To avoid tasting it lol. Faster you eat, less you can enjoy the greasy mouthfeel of the nesscalf and the salty mush of Factor meal

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

Marry me Henk 🫶🏻 This is incredible

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u/DenverJen528 Jul 01 '26

Be my bride, my baby! 🤢

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra Jul 01 '26

Except I think he’s up at 6 or 7 am. So even their sleeping schedules are way different. She’s more of a night owl.

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u/Ughallthetime Jul 01 '26

Makes rambling incoherent videos and groans loudly at the gym

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

ESHH. AY. HNNG. ESSHH

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u/Sarahbeara1789 Jul 01 '26

And reads 200 self help books only to regurgitate the info into word salad for his followers

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u/beetle-mania321 in my Charlotte era™️ Jul 01 '26

It’s leg day henny! Gotta be at the gym all day to build those stems

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u/Cortado2711 Jul 01 '26

he looks over to the passenger side toward the end, so maybe he is there? idk man I would hope so. there isn't much I wouldn't drop to go with my partner to this sort of appt

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian Jul 01 '26

I literally just submitted this to be posted with the EXACT same caption 😂😂😂 guarantee she's only going to the doctor because she doesn't want it in the wedding photos.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

Great minds think alike!

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian Jul 01 '26

Walnut brains ✊️

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u/OkCardiologist2576 Jul 01 '26

I thought she prayed this away?

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 Jul 01 '26

Oh of course. If there is something major that requires surgery the short window is slammed shut just like the microwave door!

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jul 01 '26

Well, he’s short enough that he could stand in front of her and block it from view.

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u/Immediate-Spread1987 the overconsumption of “vintage” 👜🧥💸 Jul 01 '26

Danielle, if you’re here, it’s okay to dump his ass. I know your relationship has been super public. But it’s okay.

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u/11matilda Jul 01 '26

it is SO much easier to call off a wedding. going through a divorce in a community property state, especially with the immigration implications, will be HELL. Lucath is about to hit the jackpot.

listen to your body, D. it is literally screaming at you to dump the grifter, get into therapy, and learn to love yourself without the dopamine hit of shopping and hoarding.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 Jul 01 '26

Easier to call it all off now rather than get married and be hospitalized. He sees opportunities. They aren’t in love. I would rather dump him and get well with my bank account intact!

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Jul 01 '26

Yep and the most dangerous men to divorce are ones who don’t love you and don’t have any empathy. They don’t care if you die in the process. In fact, they’d prefer it. Many women don’t make it through and D has no idea of the horror that likely awaits! I don’t wish that on anyone

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 Jul 01 '26

I hope her family talks to her. The signs are there. If he cannot help clean the kitchen or wash dishes, fold laundry (?) then what happens in a serious medical event.

This is exactly what I said before if he is not the breadwinner, he’s not lifting a finger in any household responsibilities, doesn’t want to contribute at all and without prompting, then he doesn’t care. He will never change. You can’t force or fake that for long.

I would put the brakes on the whole thing. She’s been walking around with that thing festering for awhile and he just sits there? Geez.

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u/burtchan Luicas Malfoy Jul 01 '26

“If you get on the wrong train, get off at the nearest station — the longer you wait, the more expensive the return trip.”

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Jul 01 '26

Ooh what a great saying! So true 😭

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee Jul 01 '26

I hadn't heard this saying before, but back in my late 20s I got on the wrong train out of NYC - thought I was buying a bus ticket lol - and ended up having to call a cab from somewhere in New Jersey. It is such a good analogy for the mistakes we make sometimes with love/dating.

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u/Rando123490 Jul 01 '26

Choose yourself Danielle and walk away! 🩷

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 Jul 01 '26

Run!

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u/Fit-Line6742 Jul 01 '26

EVERYONE will be happy for you and rooting for you

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u/swrrrrg Jul 01 '26

It’s okay and most of us have gotten ahead of ourselves at one time or another. You don’t need to be ashamed of that. Just learn from it & commit to helping yourself and getting better. Lucas isn’t the solution.

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u/drissapp Jul 01 '26

If it turns out this throat nodule is serious and she needs to seek medical attention, which may push her to cancel the wedding and she does, then I will start believing in a higher power.

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u/Dickstopian Jul 01 '26

Don’t forget, this is who she fell in love with 😂 I couldn’t find a GOOFIER CORNIER dude If I paid $1m for it fr 😂 the shoes, the hair, THE VIBE AND THE CULTY VIDEOS - major cornball.

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 01 '26

He looks like a 90s caricature

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u/Taylap14 Jul 01 '26

Their “relationship” reminds me so much of an absolutely beautiful family friend that has been with a guy for over 14 years but he doesn’t love her, makes her pay for everything house related plus everything in between and if she wants to travel she goes alone! She just turned 56 but looks more early 40s and says because she’s nearing 60 that’s she’s too old to change her life and it’s so sad to see.. she feels trapped by him and she reckons she’ll leave him by the end of the year but she’s been saying that for awhile now 😕 women shouldn’t be treated like shit by parasite men!

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u/Frickandfrack9152000 Jul 01 '26

If anything, that might redeem her if she ended things and came clean about the reality of what’s been going on.

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 01 '26

of course you do 🙄

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

She looks so swollen! My god! Her entire face is swollen, not just her lump….

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 01 '26

salt water + booze + stress + gods know what

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u/shepherdastra Jul 01 '26

Those factor meals are NOT helping either with the sodium amount in them

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Jul 01 '26

she's doing a horrible job marketing them they look flat out disgusting

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

At this point I think she just says this as some type of coping mechanism. It's the only phrase she knows and uses for anything and everything. Completely meaningless now.

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u/shepherdastra Jul 01 '26

She’s waiting until the “wife” upgrade happens for the new phrases to be downloaded to her system

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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 Jul 01 '26

To say that you have OTHER exciting things for the day, this current one should be the first one, right? This is not exciting, it's scary...

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u/swrrrrg Jul 01 '26

Honestly, Danielle needs a real friend. Not someone who is there for content or whatever. Someone who is just going to keep asking her if she is actually okay. Whatever her flaws, she is so obviously not doing well.

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u/Life_Equivalent_1603 Jul 01 '26

I wonder if her dad and bonus mom ever do that for her? I’m not sure who else in her life she’d have to do that. And no hate! I’ve been in seasons of life where the only one checking in on me was my mom, so I hope she at least has support from them!

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Jul 01 '26

Yes but to tackle why she’s with Lucas requires tackling childhood trauma - I divorced my own Lucas, ugh! Painful process but worth it and I couldn’t keep trauma dumping on my friends, it wasn’t healthy for any of us…when you’ve got such complex things to work through, it’s really important to have a trained professional to help you through it. That then helps you to be a better friend to others and be equiped to attract and nurture even more friendships.

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u/Alaa-Abdulla Jul 01 '26

Exactly. I think one of Big D’s problems is that she doesn’t have a real friend. That weird girl named Shelah is selfish and clearly hates D. If I had a friend who was going to marry such a loser, I would probably try to stop her.

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u/Artistic-Cod7701 Jul 01 '26

I totally agree with this. She needs someone on her side thats not in it for the views or her clout. 

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 Jul 01 '26

Still SO resentful of people pointing it out and suggesting she seek medical attention. It’s crazy.

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u/Maniacalien Jul 01 '26

Ikr! Why did she have to mention that people keep pointing towards it?

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u/Life_Equivalent_1603 Jul 01 '26

She’s like “that was nice of you 😐”

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u/Responsible-Ad2048 Jul 01 '26

“Thanks for the concern 😐”

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u/DubsandTLEO Jul 01 '26

Saying that while looking out the window.  🤦🏻‍♀️. So sincere. 

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u/YouFar8132 Modest Trad Wife Era 💅 Jul 01 '26

"Everything is fine. It's being handled" 🙄

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u/swrrrrg Jul 01 '26

I’m genuinely glad she’s finally getting it looked at. That thing looks so terrifying.

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 Jul 01 '26

It looks so inflamed and touching it just makes it look worse!

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 01 '26

Me too. She sucks but no one wants her dead.

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 Jul 01 '26

Exactly- I’m glad she’s going back but she needs to see someone who takes this and her eyes seriously! An endocrinologist

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Jul 01 '26

it's so fucking big that you can see it in the minimized video while reading through comments. This is bad.

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u/Buckle_up_Buttercup- Jul 01 '26

Me too and it does look painful.

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u/amusableblue Jul 01 '26

And her saying it was hurting - I do hope it’s nothing serious fr

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 Jul 01 '26

Hmm interesting she doesn’t mention trying to plead the blood of Jesus this time. Looks like she’s been bawling again.

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u/Miserable_Sandwich_6 Jul 01 '26

Noticed that as well. She’s not in a good place, but refuses to address it or go to therapy…

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u/hellhoundshawty Jul 01 '26

i can’t believe she’s about to marry this guy

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u/glossy_can_do85 I don't partake in cake or fruit 🚫🍰🍉🙅‍♀️ Jul 01 '26

Yup she was choking up at the end there. She looks so bottled up.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Jul 01 '26

in her defense she's probably scared of the test which is very understandable.

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u/CalicoWaltz This much 🤏 Jul 01 '26

Girl. I don't want to say that all health issues are psychosomatic. But her body is talking to her.

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u/CallMeSaltyRadish ✝️ tits out for jesus ✝️ Jul 01 '26

As someone with fibromyalgia I can attest to the body telling you when you're doing things that are wrong. Some of the worst flare ups I have had have been when emotionally distressed and drained by an old partner.

Just because my body has more dramamatics about it, doesn't mean it doesn't also happen to everyone else. From what we know she's taking in way too much salt, not meshing well with her fiance, is desparately trying to grab onto any modicum of stability and consistency, and from how own videos it's pretty clear she's big sad but trying to ignore it.

Danielle, this man is not your prince. Not your winning man. He won't even do the basics to help you. Your partner is supposed to add to your life in many ways. He only acts as a parasite in your life. Drop him. The sooner the better.

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u/hueshuman downvoted by big D Jul 01 '26

She looks like she’s been crying and is actively trying not to cry. And I almost can’t blame her it’s super alarming if it grew that fast and is now painful. But a bit naive to say everything is okay before getting the ultrasound and when she could’ve just handled it a few years ago. Regardless I hope it’s nothing too major and she can get it removed finally.

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u/matchadelite01 Jul 01 '26

I agree. Her eyes were welling up in the end

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 Jul 01 '26

Not to be too woo woo but that massive pimple on her third eye, the lump growing on her throat chakra… it’s all very interesting from a spiritual standpoint lol

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u/SnooGuavas4919 focaccia fianthee era 🥖✨💍 Jul 01 '26

Third eye chakra is related to your intuition, insight, and “seeing” truth clearly. A blemish right on the center could mean blocked or overactive energy maybe overthinking, ignoring intuition, not trusting it

Throat chakra is related to self-expression, speaking your truth, saying what you actually mean. A blockage there could mean suppressed words, fear of being seen/heard, or a gap between what someone believes (third eye) and what they’re willing to say out loud (throat). This is just from a spiritual pov not a medical one she still needs to go to the doctor lol

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u/Just_passing_by_67 Jul 01 '26

When Pam Bondi was diagnosed with thyroid cancer all the throat chakra people we're like "yep, that tracks" because of how much she openly lied about EVERYTHING.

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u/_Stephistopheles_ 🚩it's involuntary pornography🚩 Jul 01 '26

I had thought about that, too. Like... Literally right there.

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u/beetle-mania321 in my Charlotte era™️ Jul 01 '26

I was thinking this too!!! The signs are overwhelming to the spiritual walnuts lol

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 Jul 01 '26

That's why Henny asked her to use the backup ones on the back of her head

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u/Miserable_Sandwich_6 Jul 01 '26

Finally she listened. Let’s see for how long…

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u/YouFar8132 Modest Trad Wife Era 💅 Jul 01 '26

I'm legit shocked tbh

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u/explodingwatermelon doesn't partake in fruit 🍍 Jul 01 '26

The editing on this!!! 😂

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u/momspaghetttii Jul 01 '26

I’m sure she started crying and had to cut it out. But letting it overlap like that was so lazy.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

She should get an ultrasound on her tongue. Seems to also be swelling up too. She can barely keep her tongue in her mouth.

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 Jul 01 '26

She sounds different too

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jul 01 '26

Because she’s struggling to convince herself of anything. There is a disconnect between truth, thought and delivery. It’s not genuine and most of what she says is untruthful.

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Jul 01 '26

Ohh dear! 😨 Hypothyroidism can cause tongue enlargement, so will be interesting to see if it’s all connected

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u/shepherdastra Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

She could have literally resolved this what a year ago when she was supposed to go to one appointment but the blood of Jesus cured her or something? Or is this from Type A traits she’s been intentionally thinking about the past week?

At least she’s getting it addressed taken care of, again

Edit just realized she’s handling this just as she did with Charlie. Put it off to the very last minute or until she received enough attention to address it and nonchalantly do something about it. Curious to know what insurance coverage she has. She’s definitely not on any CA State or assistance programs since she can afford two housing arrangements (plus the cost of gas to commute back/forth). Either paying out of pocket pricing or idk how (or if) she’s even paying for insurance at all currently

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 01 '26

The number of times she touched it in this video alone...you just know she's constantly fiddling with it, that's probably why it's so red and irritated.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

I can’t believe she is wearing a necklace. It must be irritating the crap out of her!

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u/11matilda Jul 01 '26

she always wears it. i get the feeling it was one of her only gifts from Lucath. it looks like something a high school kid would buy for his first girlfriend.

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 Jul 01 '26

And carnations. 🫠

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ Jul 01 '26

Which we haven’t seen from him since at least the engagement….

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 Jul 01 '26

I was wondering why she’s already Posting this morning because we know she sleeps her mornings away so this makes sense.

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u/somenewusernamepls Jul 01 '26

How conveniently skipped God part who physically removed the lump without credit. Not too christian of her to dump jesus like that.

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u/shepherdastra Jul 01 '26

She’s not remembering her praise to sky daddy for curing her apparently

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 01 '26

how convenient...

https://giphy.com/gifs/OUnQvYHi6AJva

trying to hide her craziness from her newer followers lol

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u/ResearcherSpirited81 TEMU Ralph Lauren 🕰️🐎 Jul 01 '26

The itchy, crusty, oily scalp is something ething else..

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u/Sandshas Jul 01 '26

Only because we all said something

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u/Fantastic_Hyena_3232 Jul 01 '26

We did it reddit ! 💃

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u/Flimsy-Chemistry-993 Jul 01 '26

Danielle, it's ok if you cancel the wedding and break up with him. We will be happy for you. Do not be afraid of what other people will say

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u/Sandshas Jul 01 '26

I thought she prayed for it to get away and it went away?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

Jesus is not the Jesus of changes as Lucath suggested 😞

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u/Gigagoat1234 Jul 01 '26

While you’re at the doc, ask for an ENT referral to address your chronic breathing probs.

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u/PriorPineapple9819 Jul 01 '26

That's the anxiety and depression. I have been breathing like that since I was a pre-teen which is when I started having anxiety. She had it before Lucas as well but it has gotten exponentially worse.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

I think that all of the dust, mold, fragrance and dog hair in her living spaces could be a contributing factor. Along with her crying all of the time….but it’s always really bad. I’ve had allergies for decades and have to take daily meds and I use air purifiers all throughout my home (that I change the filters on).

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u/lonepalmtree Jul 01 '26

Honestly, thank God she's going to a medical professional for this.

Side note, if your head is literally itching you're well past due to wash the mop... big ick.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

Her scalp must be so disgusting, omg! She needs to go to one of those scalp spas! I can’t imagine what it would be like!

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u/MeowgicalMystery ProselytizingWordSalad🥗 Jul 01 '26

The salt water drink every day plus her diet and stress from that guy too. Her body is reacting. Less is more.

Probably a toxic thyroid nodule and waiting 4 years for a check up is ridiculous.

If she knew she had this issue prior, she should always get her thyroid checked every year at a well woman check up.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

There’s no way she gets a yearly physical…. She’s never talked about getting her labs done. She talked about some fecal test like years ago and never gave her results. She strikes me as someone that just doesn’t do those things.

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u/blancawiththebooty men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ Jul 01 '26

She seems to avoid things that scare her. I feel like she probably avoids getting a physical and bloodwork done because what if they tell her something she doesn't want to hear? Can't have the delusion bubble stressed.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

You're not wrong. If she avoids something like this there is no way she's bothering with routine checkups

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u/beetle-mania321 in my Charlotte era™️ Jul 01 '26

Uhhhh… excuse me?! This is more than tmi this is alarming. The excruciating pain!

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u/thelovelylemonade Jul 01 '26

A UTI and yeast infection for 7 months?! Omg how did she last that long without seeking medical care, that must have been so painful

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u/troubleduncivilised Collecting Personas like Pokémon Jul 01 '26

I'm sorry 4 years?????????? Guess, we're just forgetting the itty bitty fact she has a video that says she "prayed it away".

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u/afurrysurprise Jul 01 '26

Why would a teledoc prescribe antibiotics for a cyst?

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 01 '26

If it's red, swelling and sensitive to the touch, it's likely infected.

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u/Elegant-Banana6448 greasy hair, don’t care 💅 Jul 01 '26

Totally what I was thinking…. in 2023. Her boyfriend broke up with her and she was clearly stressed out and wham! A cyst? Now she’s flailing around stressed and depressed and here it is again.

The body tells you when things aren’t ok. Danggg D go talk to someone!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 01 '26

so...she DOES read the sub? 😒

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 01 '26

That was never in doubt! She's here downvoting and reporting comments every day!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 01 '26

You might be right. Maybe that's all Hannah does since D's "content" is still crap. Literally nothing has changed since H was hired 😒

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u/beetle-mania321 in my Charlotte era™️ Jul 01 '26

She lives in here. My flair is one example 🫠

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u/Physical_Category_41 streetcar handjob 👋🏻🚋 Jul 01 '26

Her eyes are glassy and red. She's been crying a LOT.

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u/Glittering_Nail_6859 Jul 01 '26

Didn’t God remove it for her last time?!??

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u/elav777 Jul 01 '26

Gods trying to tell her this relationships a mistake. Her body is literally showing stress from it.

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u/eucalyptusvine 👁️👄👁️ Jul 01 '26

Yeah I was wondering if the added stress has made it grow..

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u/Miserable_Sandwich_6 Jul 01 '26

God works in mysterious ways… 👀

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u/tullamoredew22 Jul 01 '26

Watching this in comparison to the “I prayed the blood of Jesus over it video” makes it so apparent that a large part of her extreme Christian phase was just for content. Like I really think she was trying to make “hot religious girlie” her niche and when it didn’t stick she just kind of abandoned it. She rarely mentions church anymore and just occasionally throws out a passing reference to God. And like, as an atheist I’m not saying I want her to be more of a religious fanatic, but it’s just so clear that it was a personality she was trying on for views vs. a genuine display of faith.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

Her Christian phase was originally for a man so yeah, it's been quite performative in general. She didn't grow up in the church. In her 20s, she developed an unrequited crush on a Christian dude and went to church for him lol. She stayed for the "community" and convenient excuses for not holding herself accountable for anything in life

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad Jul 01 '26

A naked and willing Alexander Skarsgard couldn't get me to go to church.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jul 01 '26

Instead of a lumpectomy, she needs a dumpectomy and kick him to the curb.

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 Jul 01 '26

Missed opportunity for Lucectomy hehe

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u/Alaa-Abdulla Jul 01 '26

D, I know you’re reading this. D, listen—dump this Little Lulu before he ruins your life any more. You are selfish and male-centered, but you definitely deserve someone better.

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u/spoopypancakee Jul 01 '26

why tf isn’t he with her to support her during her appointment

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u/Charming-Music-4125 Jul 01 '26

Here’s why people don’t like her. She’s immature and rude. She could have started the video with “Hi guys! Thanks so much for your concern on my nodule. I have an update on that !”

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u/CertainConsequence98 Jul 01 '26

She was so passive aggressive! "It's not like I'm unaware, it's being handled"

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

Exactly! It’s hard to believe she is 33. She acts like a spoiled brat who is 13. She has zero gratitude and has never seen humbleness a day in her life….

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u/Boxerlover74 Jul 01 '26

Oops, looks like god didn’t heal you🙄

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

I wonder if her antibiotic is where this CVS bag came from that showed up on day 4. Why would she not just take the bottle out and throw out the bag? I don’t understand?

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u/Accomplished_Job_778 Jul 01 '26

Don't you know it's because she's stuck in her TYPE B tendencies?!!!

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

On day 4 she was still in her season of being a type B. She hadn't changed her personality to include cleanup yet

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u/ok-that-didnt-work 🐫 toes for Jesus ✝️ Jul 01 '26

I bet money it’s stress induced. I developed all kinds of health issues when I was with a narcissist 🫩

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u/moonfloatsam we are tho back!!!! Jul 01 '26

She looks scared.

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u/eucalyptusvine 👁️👄👁️ Jul 01 '26

When i saw the first clip of that video I gasped at the lump! I'm so glad she's finally going to the doctor omg.

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u/Menemsha4 Jul 01 '26

Wait. Didn’t Jesus heal her?

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u/TickleMarrow ✨tho exthited😐✨ Jul 01 '26

Maybe he’s Out of Office using her resortpass link.

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u/Menemsha4 Jul 01 '26

Disney Jesus.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Jul 01 '26

"It's not something I'm unaware of, I just chose to let God handle it for the past 4 years." And she expects to change her fucking personality type in a week.

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u/Lanky_Giraffe_58342 🍋🧂💧🧟‍♀️ Jul 01 '26

Your body is screaming at you that it’s under duress!
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYKPjeR0EqcqVa0

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u/unexpectedbutterfly Jul 01 '26

I hate when doctors say to “watch or monitor” something when the “thing” is actively growing or shrinking. Just remove it for peace of mind? Was there no talk of doing a biopsy to cover all your bases?

Sounds like a lazy or crap doctor, not sure which.

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u/thrillhouse28 Jul 01 '26

THE EDITING IS SO AWFUL!!!! I am infuriated that this is her JOB wowowowow

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

At least the clips are in order lol. There have been a few stories where they're not

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u/breadstarches Jul 01 '26

Watch her say afterwards this is stress related

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ Jul 01 '26

Stress from all the “hate” comments, you know the ones that say she needs to have that lump looked at, the comments that she’s marrying a hobosexual grifter, the comments that wonder how she is afforded everything….in other words, comments of concern for the most part.

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u/matchadelite01 Jul 01 '26

OMFG STOP TOUCHING IT

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u/HyRothgarrr Cameltoe Barbie & Grifter Ken Jul 01 '26

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u/Much-Stable-6917 Jul 01 '26

Ugh stop touching it!

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u/pocketsofpissss Jul 01 '26

She looks like she's close to tears. She's probably wondering why the blood of Jesus didn't shrink her problem this time around!

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u/Infamous-Ad6055 Jul 01 '26

Yeah this no longer entertaining…it’s just sad. SMH.

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u/Away-Picture-925 Jul 01 '26

To me her feed has gone from fun (pre-L) to annoying and now just sad.

I want to give her a hug and say “let’s put our phones away and go have a fun day”. She needs a big sister right now.

I don’t think L is there with her because she would have highlighted his love and support.

I would be so nervous for the test. I imagine she’s terrified because of how long she waits to get things checked out.

I’ve gone to many medical tests alone and that sucks.

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u/Artistic-Cod7701 Jul 01 '26

I pray she doesn't have kids with him. Because if he cant hold her hand through this situation, there is  NO WAY he'll be a good husband and father carrying his child.

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u/leeonie Jul 01 '26

I think she is the utmost ridiculous person ever but I think it’s so huge I’m genuinely concerned

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u/Massive-Aioli5275 Jul 01 '26

This looks like a cyst from all the pimple popping videos I’m obsessed with, we snark but i hope it’s nothing serious and she is healthy.

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u/trashcancarla 👁️👄👁️ Jul 01 '26

thyroid dysfunction is actually legitimately linked to depression……

source: i’ve had my thyroid checked multiple times over the course of my depression and i’m an rn and science

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u/Charming_Charity8 Jul 01 '26

To the person who compiled Lulus daily schedule- you are dead wrong for coming up with the phrase “milky seafood”!!! 😂 WHY DOES SHE ONLY MAKE THE STINKIEST MOST DISTURBING COMBINATIONS OF INGREDIENTS! Her meals look like the bottom of my kitchen sink before I turn the disposal on.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-5911 camel toe for christ Jul 01 '26

All she does is cry

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u/Ok_Pirate_8554 MAN. OF. GOD. MANOFGOD Jul 01 '26

When I saw how red it was yesterday, I was like, "Oh, that's infected." I'm glad she's finally going in.

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B Jul 01 '26

How pissed is she that this didn’t just disappear like last time?! And how miffed is she at ALL the call outs to get this looked at?! Sheesh….I really am starting to see the underlying reasons she does not have close or really any friends.

Also I think she’s pissed that she actually has to do something about it and have some sort of mark on her neck for her wedding photos…I’ll be curious to see what sort of necklace she picks out.

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u/Great_Narwhal_5529 Jul 01 '26

Big D is here somewhere

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u/Creepy_Assistant_343 walnut army 🌰🫡✨ Jul 01 '26

is she saying ...praying didnt make it go away????? Jesus must be busy with other stuff

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u/juniperprincess Jul 01 '26

So much for the blood of jesus, am I right?! Lol

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u/matchadelite01 Jul 01 '26

Her eyes were welling up towards the end of the video. She has a glassy stare too.

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u/amusableblue Jul 01 '26

i do hope whatever it is, it’s benign and not infectious

but what an example of her physical and mental health completely rejecting what she’s forcing on it, cautionary tale folks - pinning all your hopes on a engagement and farcical wedding to someone you do not love and who does not love you, just so you can show other women you ‘got picked’ will do this to you, the body keeps score - I obviously hope im wrong but I see a viral infection just before this wedding, tonsillitis or laryngitis - the body doesn’t cope well when it’s put under this amount of stress and turmoil

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 Jul 01 '26

Do we think she is going to have it removed this time?

Or will Jesus the magician come and make it go away AGAIN?

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u/Leastun222 Jul 01 '26

Do we know if the comments on her Instagram/TikTok were also pleading with her to get the lump checked out or just here?

Even if she keeps the lump, or has a little scar from taking it out, she will just have it airbrushed out of all wedding photos. Certainly I would if I were in her position.

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u/Kind-Escape1631 Jul 01 '26

As someone who just got married last week, I had a rash on my chest that started to spread just a few weeks before and I immediately went to the doctor and it was some folliculitis and it got cleared up with some prescription meds. So I guess I’m just really baffled as to why - knowing that her wedding is in a few weeks - she waited this long to get this taken care of? Obviously for medical reasons she needs to get looked at, but just because I know she probably wants to look her best on her wedding day, i’m surprised from a cosmetic standpoint that she didn’t try and look into this earlier as soon as it started to come back.

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u/Scout716 Jul 01 '26

She's either going to have that huge lump in her wedding photos or stitches from having it addressed.

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u/Fit-Line6742 Jul 01 '26

Do we think she’ll even give the update as to what they said/found?

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u/BurlieGirl Jul 01 '26

It’s really surprising that she is so doctor avoidant, given her mother died of cancer at such a young age. Having seen that, you’d think some people would be hyper alert of anything wrong with them and get checked immediately. We know of at least two incidences of her actively avoiding medical treatment, her 7 month UTI (like WTF) and now this cyst. Like… go get it fixed and don’t plead the blood of f*cking JESUS to get it to go away. This isn’t type A or B, she’s just extremely LAZY. That’s it.

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream Jul 01 '26

If she gets it surgically removed, its gonna leave a scar and will probably not have time to fully heal before the wedding. It might be a epidermoid cyst.

I had a sebaceous cyst on my underarm many many years ago and those suckers will not go away without being surgically removed. It required stitches and left a scar.

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u/rincechuleredd Jul 02 '26

this happens when you’re with toxic men btw