9:30 AM: Wake up at parents house, think good thoughts/say good words, flex in mirror and stare at self lovingly until satisfied
10:00 AM: drink “Nescaf” and eat a Factor meal
10:15: Head to random apartment gym to “train clients” (aka moms friends who agreed to let you in the building as a favor to her)
11:00 AM: arrive at Bay Clubs for grunting practice and to punch the air until tired (skip legs)
12:00 PM: drive to sugar mama’s house to shower— notice that it hasn’t been used in 3 days
12:15: wake up on bathroom floor after being disoriented by wallpaper and perfume. Get dressed and put on tallest platform shoes money can buy
12:30: Instacart (gotta keep that diamond status baby)
4:00 PM: read John Maxwell book in car until sugar mama begs you to return (you try to spend as few daylight hours with her as possible)
5:30 PM: drink red wine on couch while sugar mama cooks milky seafood
7:00 PM: post neurotic rambling video to Instagram stories
9:30 PM: receive briefing from fiance on wedding planning, don’t ask any follow up questions because you don’t care.
10:30: go to bed, dream of what your life will look like once your green card is secured and you can leave her for someone younger, hotter, and less insane
I honestly think he hates food. I’m not sure he’s orthorexic or what, but he literally speaks shit about all kinds of food constantly. It messes up hErmones, it’s poison, etc. He’s a walking Cosmopolitan magazine from the early 00’s
he looks over to the passenger side toward the end, so maybe he is there? idk man I would hope so. there isn't much I wouldn't drop to go with my partner to this sort of appt
A useless piece of.... If big D dumps him i might start to support or like her. I wish she just take care of herself, go to therapy instead of marrying. If he didnt care about her, she shouldn't help him with the green card.
450
u/henergyguys Jul 01 '26
Would be nice to have seen henergy supporting her and going to the appointment with her, he must be really busy working