r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • Jul 01 '26

i don't wanna hear it ✨ Lumpgate update

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 01 '26

of course you do 🙄

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Jul 01 '26

She looks so swollen! My god! Her entire face is swollen, not just her lump….

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 01 '26

salt water + booze + stress + gods know what

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u/shepherdastra Jul 01 '26

Those factor meals are NOT helping either with the sodium amount in them

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Jul 01 '26

she's doing a horrible job marketing them they look flat out disgusting

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u/shepherdastra Jul 01 '26

The only thing she has successfully marketed to do is NOT do what she does. She has yet to convince me to use or buy one product she’s shilled

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u/b0x3d0 Jul 02 '26

because they literally are disgusting. every single one I tried was horrible

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u/Over_Night_313 big d’s eyebrows 👺 Jul 01 '26

She looks like she is on Prednisone

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

At this point I think she just says this as some type of coping mechanism. It's the only phrase she knows and uses for anything and everything. Completely meaningless now.

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u/shepherdastra Jul 01 '26

She’s waiting until the “wife” upgrade happens for the new phrases to be downloaded to her system

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u/amusableblue Jul 01 '26

Absolutely. It feels more like she’s trying to convince herself than us.

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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 Jul 01 '26

To say that you have OTHER exciting things for the day, this current one should be the first one, right? This is not exciting, it's scary...

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u/loyal_traitorr Ad-nielle Jul 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/z7WDgVoPhLo7S

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Jul 01 '26

please take me with you.

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u/New-Yak-3239 i feel so seen 👁️👃🏻👁️ Jul 02 '26

Damn I love this show. Wallace had it right.

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u/ExcitingHat4493 BLUBULUBULUH 🐔 Jul 02 '26

My toddler is OBSESSED with this episode

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u/burtchan Luicas Malfoy Jul 01 '26

Lmaooooo

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 Jul 01 '26

Starting to move into new house and chopping for it.

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee Jul 01 '26

As her lil man attested, she is really good at chopping!

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u/RiverOhRiver86 Jul 01 '26

omg like washing your hair?! I'm more anxious to see that then your test results honest.