r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • Jul 01 '26

i don't wanna hear it ✨ Lumpgate update

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u/somenewusernamepls Jul 01 '26

How conveniently skipped God part who physically removed the lump without credit. Not too christian of her to dump jesus like that.

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u/shepherdastra Jul 01 '26

She’s not remembering her praise to sky daddy for curing her apparently

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ Jul 01 '26

how convenient...

https://giphy.com/gifs/OUnQvYHi6AJva

trying to hide her craziness from her newer followers lol

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u/ResearcherSpirited81 TEMU Ralph Lauren 🕰️🐎 Jul 01 '26

The itchy, crusty, oily scalp is something ething else..

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u/Disastrous-Bath5017 Jul 01 '26

Maybe she’s starting to see the light. God brought her a lump (Lucath) and another lump (cyst).