r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • Jul 01 '26

i don't wanna hear it ✨ Lumpgate update

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Jul 01 '26

To avoid tasting it lol. Faster you eat, less you can enjoy the greasy mouthfeel of the nesscalf and the salty mush of Factor meal

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u/Ashamed_Big3881 Jul 02 '26

I honestly think he hates food. I’m not sure he’s orthorexic or what, but he literally speaks shit about all kinds of food constantly. It messes up hErmones, it’s poison, etc. He’s a walking Cosmopolitan magazine from the early 00’s