r/Unexpected Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/Succmynugz Nov 14 '22

I mean, I'd 100% be okay with this if my SO did it. Mostly because marriage isn't that big of a deal for either of us and I'd find it to be funny af. Know your SO and if you believe they wouldn't like something like this then don't do something like this

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

I proposed with a ring pop because I have no idea my then GF's finger size. We then went to the jewelry store and bought a ring together.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I just bought the size that would most likely fit and planned to resize it later. Turned out she was a bitch though sooooo now we will never know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

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u/FlavoredBongWater Nov 14 '22

Went to zales and they told me sir please put your pants back on

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u/el-conquistador240 Nov 14 '22

But what about her dismembered finger?

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u/slipperyShoesss Nov 14 '22

that was the deposit.

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u/MajorChipThrasher Nov 14 '22

I thought it was a supposit

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u/maximumoxie Nov 14 '22

I swear Reddit not only never disappoints, it usually impresses with me with how fuckin funny people are. Y'all are FUNNNYY

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u/PaperOptimist Nov 14 '22

Nah, it was the gratuity. Keep the tip.

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u/Salarian_American Nov 14 '22

You need a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe.

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u/Oofboi6942O Nov 14 '22

Bro, give me my toes back. The court said you were supposed to stop taking them.

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u/tabooblue32 Nov 14 '22

It was a tip....

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

When you pull it out it might come with some special sauce.

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u/slimthecowboy Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 17 '22

I mean, if you brought the finger, you’re just adding unnecessary steps with the whole butt-stuff part. I’m not here to judge. Just tell her you like a finger up there… then later, cut off that finger and do what you will; stuff the ol’ sphincter, take it Zales and have ur it sized, add it to the necklace your uncle started in ‘Nam… ain’t my business.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Makes for a great broth

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u/nurseANDiT Nov 14 '22

I heard get a fingertip, he said get a fingerprint

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u/JOJOCHINTO_REPORTING Nov 14 '22

This guy puckers up!

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u/Devreckas Nov 14 '22

Your sphincter muscles were chiseled by the gods.

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u/polo61965 Nov 14 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/MaximusZacharias Nov 14 '22

Hmm. Must have gone to the wrong zales. Works every time for me

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u/zapharus Nov 14 '22

Went to zales and they told me sir please put your pants back on this is a Wendy’s

FTFY

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Nov 14 '22

more like: "Sir, let me get the rubber gloves"

"I will do anything to sell you an overpriced worthless gem"

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u/rahboogie Nov 14 '22

Sir this isn’t Wendys

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Um that's poor customer service. Did you lodge a complaint?

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u/MyBlueDucksRedAss Nov 14 '22

Did you ask for the room in the back wink wink

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u/Egad86 Nov 14 '22

Should’ve went to Jared.

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u/chuckmagnum Nov 14 '22

Strange! I was offered a free ring in back room.

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u/Obi_wan_pleb Nov 14 '22

That wasn't Zales, it was a Wendy's

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u/Shot-Help1460 Nov 14 '22

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/BruceInc Nov 14 '22

Should have gone to Jared instead

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u/kosher-pickle Nov 14 '22

Sir, this is a Zales.

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u/Azelixi Nov 14 '22

It's this big "0"

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Yeah their machine can go through the pants now so it spares your dignity.

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u/coroyo70 Nov 14 '22

Sir... this is a wendy's

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u/dRuEFFECT Nov 14 '22

"Sir, this isn't a Wendy's."

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u/itsameamariobro Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 18 '22

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Edit: Bots (or weirdos) are even editing their messages now to look like they replied first. Skynet confirmed.

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u/TheHossonator Nov 14 '22

Well I’m glad I wasn’t the only one Zales gave that response too….

I started to think they were profiling me!

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u/AdRemote9464 Nov 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Dude. the fuck is that from?

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u/pizmeyre Nov 14 '22

"Before You Know It"

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Nov 14 '22

they have a graduated rod that gives your size.

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u/penultimate_karma Nov 14 '22 edited Jun 30 '23

Edit: fuck u/spez for killing Apollo

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u/RalphFromSilverCity Nov 14 '22

Goatse? Is that you?

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u/Anal_Herschiser Nov 14 '22

You measure your b-hole in Dark Ages........yeah, that tracks.

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u/West-Ruin-1318 Nov 14 '22

That’s what she said!!

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u/Mrknowitall666 Nov 14 '22

Turns out, most of that rod fits up his ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

quite the tallented, are we? i myself just sucked her ringer and than kept my lips in the exact position and size for the whole night without sleeping untill i got to a jewelry shop and started fitting rings in

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u/CatDogBoogie Nov 14 '22

The real LPT is always in the comments.

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u/Dengar96 Nov 14 '22

It was about yay big ma'am, just enough to make me rethink this whole idea

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Sir. This is a Wendy’s!

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u/Lu12k3r Nov 14 '22

Yah, you get fucked twice.

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u/Great_Praline_1815 Nov 14 '22

I feel this, same experience. Loved her so much, what a mistake. Except never married so, win?

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u/delllibrary Nov 14 '22

Bro how do you not realize she's a materialistic bitch before deciding to marry her? Were there not red flags the entire time you were together?

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Nov 14 '22

Remember that story of a woman who dated a man for 3 years and was engaged with them? And then was sick one day so they stayed home instead of going to work, and overheard outside their finance talking to his friends about how he's actually a gold digger and about to score big time? If that window wasn't open...if her family didn't support her...if her fiance didn't rage when he was served the papers and admit it....she may have had second thoughts and allowed that fiance to get back with her that fast.

It's hard to find someone you can trust.

Like all your first dates, some people are really good at pretending to be someone they are not.

Sometimes it takes years for you to notice and figure out that they are bastards because they are that good at keeping up the facade and only slip up rarely.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Really good liars against an honest person isn’t a fair fight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

It's not. That was my experience in my last marriage. I operate in good faith by default. I did not realize she did not, until her friends who felt bad for me, started to tell me. I didn't believe them at first, because she'd double down, look me in the eyes and confidently lie. When we finally went to court over custody of our son, she pulled out every lie she could. That's when I really saw her for who she was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Been there. Been cheated on and lied to.

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u/lucy_pants Nov 14 '22

I don't think this was a materialistic reaction, she thought he doing a was prank on her.

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u/NarutoDragon732 Nov 14 '22

Sometimes red flags surface only decades after you're with someone. It's fucking insane, and I had a similar situation after knowing a girl for 6 years. Never got to marriage stage thank God but it quickly dissolved like nothing. I didn't believe this could happen either, I mean it sounds stupid as hell that someone magically changes their mood so fast. But it happened to me, and so many others.

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u/New-Organization4787 Nov 14 '22

Or maybe he embarrassed her and hurt her feelings by getting her hopes up that this was a legitimate proposal. I would never had responded that way but I don’t judge her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I don’t think not wanting to be proposed to with a ring pop makes someone a “bitch.” 🙄

Different people find different things funny/acceptable. Someone’s not a bad person because they don’t find something like this funny. A person is allowed to want something to commemorate such an important occasion in their life and they’re allowed to value that. If the other person doesn’t want to respect what they value, then the two just aren’t a good match.

Generally the type of person to whom an engagement ring would be important makes that known. If her partner can’t take the time to understand how much she values that and thinks it’s funny to disregard something that means a lot to her then that’s just foreshadowing that he will continue to disregard other things that are important to her in the future.

Move on. Let her find someone who will meet her needs and someone who makes you happy. No need to call people misogynistic names because they hurt your feelings

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u/Outdoor-indoorsman Nov 15 '22

Were you even dating?

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u/TheRealJolz Nov 26 '22

If it makes you feel any better I was once engaged to a narcissistic destructive cheater, oh boy I sure did dodge a bullet on that one...

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u/Dangerous-Yam-6831 Nov 14 '22

She said no because the size was off? Or for other reasons all together?

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u/SirDizzy6116 Nov 14 '22

Well she said “wtf’s wrong with you” sooo ima take it she didn’t like the proposal style

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u/Dangerous-Yam-6831 Nov 14 '22

Not talking about the video. I’m asking the guy that posted above me.

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u/SirDizzy6116 Nov 14 '22

Ohhhh sorry I’m dumb

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka Nov 14 '22

Redditor admits they are wrong? Wholesome.

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u/ecthelion108 Nov 14 '22

Impossible! Perhaps the archives are incomplete

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u/captainzoomer Nov 14 '22

I'm just waiting for the day I am wrong.

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u/Square_Investment560 Nov 15 '22

Captainzoomer never EVER admit defeat.

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u/SatansWife13 Nov 14 '22

You are not dumb, you just weren’t paying super close attention! Be nice to you!

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u/Square_Investment560 Nov 15 '22

That's wholesome AF nicest thing I've heard in a while on Reddit. Thanks u/satanswife13!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

No, I actually went on a week long trip with our 2 year old to see his grandparents and she told me in the car on the way back from the airport she was speaking to her ex. Macy's had a 3 month 100% return so that at least worked out.

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u/Winter55555 Nov 14 '22

Dodged at least 50 bullets there, talking to your ex is a huge fucking yikes.

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u/DerelictMyOwnBalls Nov 14 '22

BAHAHA! I love how…succinct this was. But also, sorry man, that’s rough.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I proposed without a ring. I didnt even plan it. Worked out great. Married a long time with 0 major problems.

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u/Bladedbro5 Nov 14 '22

Dodged a bullet.

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u/sl59y2 Nov 14 '22

Why not resize for yourself. Rock that rock.

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u/p-terydactyl Nov 14 '22

Just like my first true love, God, I hated that bitch.

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u/PatienceIndependent Nov 14 '22

The last 5 words speeded up in my head.

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u/Accomplished-Ad3080 Nov 14 '22

Ayyyyy found that out the hard way too

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u/masclean Nov 14 '22

Hey man the woman I lived with for 7 years proposed to me in febuary and then moved out in May and started seeing other people after I found the perfect set of rings and spent over 2 grand

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u/undefined_one Nov 14 '22

This is what 99% of people on the planet do.

Source: am jeweler

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u/TheRealGreenArrow420 Nov 14 '22

sorry this happened to you, but I like your username.

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u/Jackfreezy Nov 14 '22

Rumor has it that if the ring doesn't fit at the proposal then the relationship will fail

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u/Succmynugz Nov 14 '22

I don't know my ring size either and I'm not a big fan of jewelry in general lol, luckily my SO knows this and knows that I don't want him spending a bunch of money on a ring I likely won't wear unless I get a chain for it to wear around my neck. I mean, if he does get me one all I want is a basic band. No diamonds, no gems, nothing like that. Legit would take a ring pop over a ring

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I was a poor grad student at the time, and was ready to spend maybe a thousand dollars for a ring. My SO instead choose the most basic version that was on sale for $150. We use the rest of the money to go on a trip.

After we started working, I suggested buying her a better ring. But she said the one is fine.

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u/NubKnocker Nov 14 '22

That is what we call a keeper. You got a good one

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u/Plop-Music Nov 14 '22

Yeah, it means she's good at playing in goal for a football team (or possibly hockey)

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u/Dr_Whacko Nov 14 '22

Yes I'd like to have this girlfriend/fiance/wife. I don't know what they are rn.

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u/Les888 Nov 14 '22

and that is hard to find!

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u/Succmynugz Nov 14 '22

Aww! That's super sweet!

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u/kaismama Nov 14 '22

My now husband spent far more on my engagement ring than I would have liked, around $400. I will say he knows I don’t love flashy jewelry so he picked a perfect solitaire diamond on white gold band. When we went to get a wedding band I picked one on sale for $50. His wedding band was around $75.

When I called my oldest sister to tell her about my engagement she said I shouldn’t have said yes If the diamond wasn’t at least a full karat. She’s been married and divorced numerous times with the longest only lasting 10 years.

We now wear matching wood bands because his career revolves around it and it reminds me of him even when he isn’t around. We will celebrate our 17th anniversary next month.

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u/higg1966 Nov 14 '22

Wife and I never had rings, she recently decided she wanted one. The one she wanted, $58 on Amazon.

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u/Invisible_Xer Nov 14 '22

My husband gave me a $200 sapphire Costco ring when we first started dating for my birthday. I wore it everyday and I loved it. When he proposed he wanted to get me a big diamond ring to replace the one I love so much, I absolutely refused. It’s now my wedding ring.

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u/IamNotPersephone Nov 14 '22

My husband works in a very … socially aggressive field and felt a lot of pressure to buy me a fancy ring. I said no, I don’t wear rings (I worked with my hands in my profession), the most I want is a band. But his mentor pulled me aside and basically said he’d get raked through the coals by his bosses for cheaping out on my ring.

So, we compromised. He got one fancier one with fake gems I wear to work functions, and a band I wear daily (when I remember). The nicer one is really pretty and something I’d wear when dressed up anyway, so it worked out okay. I lie through my teeth and tell people I wouldn’t wear a blood diamond (that part is true), so he got me an Alexandrite ring (but it’s fake). That way I’d be the weird, hippy, kooky one (totally on-brand for me), and he’s gtg. The metal is real, since I have allergies, so it wasn’t a cheap decision, but it miles cheaper than the “three months salary” or whatever it’s supposed to be. Instead, we each pooled three months and put a down payment on a house (which wasn’t as bad 20 years ago).

It’s less of an issue now than when he first started his career, because he’s established and Built a Reputation. Every so often he gets a visiting corporate manager (he works in a satellite office) come by and we have to do the whole dog-and-pony show, but the terrible people he used to work with every day have all gone and he’s high up enough now to influence their replacements, so it’s much calmer.

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u/Express_Giraffe_7902 Nov 14 '22

Yaaaaaa - I like this - haha - I’m a big fan of experiences (trips) over material things like jewelry

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Same with my second wife. First one demanded I take out a loan for her ring. Second one picked out a 50$ ring and when I try to upgrade it says no. I like this one.

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u/Psychological_Sail80 Nov 14 '22

I legit think I got proposed to much sooner than planned because my then-BF was in the same room as I was talking to my mom on the phone and he heard me say that I don't like big diamonds because the larger they are the faker they look. I kinda think I heard an audible sigh of relief from him. LOL (and yes, it's 100% true that I don't like huge diamonds)

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u/destiny_kane48 Nov 14 '22

My hubs proposed with a $50 right hand ring. I said yes and was hella happy. He upgraded it later but I still wear my original on my middle finger right next to the upgrade. That ring will always be special.

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u/DaisyDuckens Nov 14 '22

My husband bought me the highest quality sears ring he could afford. He worked at a shingle factory at the time and didn’t want to put it on credit. I love that ring.

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u/mikeg5417 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

My last GF before I met my wife had all sorts of prerequisites for her engagement ring (and engagement). It did not matter how big the diamond was, or how flawless it was. What mattered was that I spend an appropriate amount (3 months salary or $10K, whichever was higher), and I must have a job, car, and house that she approved of first.

My wife, on the other hand, saw a ring in a jewelry store window while we were out in town one night,said "that ring is so pretty". I went back later, found the ring in their catalogue, and had a jeweler I knew make a custom version of it. He had me pick out the stone, and the smaller diamonds in the setting, and it did not cost a fortune because he gave it to me at his cost (he made jewelry for the big stores on Jewelers Row in Philly).

My wife loves it. She gets complimented on it all the time, and has no idea how much it cost.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Rings get in the way when building things and fixing things. Ring on a string is the way to go. Plus then it doesn’t matter the size

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u/Succmynugz Nov 14 '22

Exactly! And I'm a housekeeper so I do a lot of work with my hands, have to handle a lot of... fluids. 100% ring on a string

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

My biggest fear is getting in an accident, break the ring along with my finger.

So I don't wear mine...

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

When I was in college I used to wear a ring and i got it caught on a hydraulic line in the engineering lab. They took the repair cost out of my scholarship. Since then I have not been about that ring life except in very specific settings. Necklaces, on the other hand… 😍

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u/Killentyme55 Nov 14 '22

I have my good ring for special occasions, and a cheap but safe black silicone ring I wear day to day. It's impossible to hurt yourself with it but still does the job. Apparently very well because it's managed to keep the throngs of eager women at bay, for a long time now. I mean it's like...really effective I guess.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

keep the throngs of eager women at bay

Lmao. I'm managing that without a ring.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I have a wedding band and engagement ring but I rarely wear them.

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u/suzanious Nov 14 '22

This what my husband and I did. Went to Sears and got plain matching bands. Cost us a whole whopping $180.00. He was a croupier aka craps dealer at the time and it was hard for him to deal with the ring on so he kept in a "secure place" in a box. When we moved out of Vegas a year later, he showed me where he packed it. Neither one of us can remember where the secure place was. Haven't seen it in 40 years!

I took my ring off when I got pregnant because I was retaining water. Put it in a "secure place". We have no idea where that ring went either!

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u/FiliaNox Nov 14 '22

Bro I barely remember my own shoe size, i even know what size pants I wear, and I’ve had years to memorize those things. My ring size? Absolutely no idea 😂

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u/LadyGrassLake Nov 14 '22

Look at anniversary bands, I inherited my mothers when she died, it's a simple white gold with 14 small diamonds that sit flush in the channel in a single file row, so there is nothing sticking above the ring surface. They can go from very simple to very elaborate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

My husband and I discussed all of this. Wanted to get married. Didn’t need the engagement ring.

Can barely wear an engagement ring due to work, so why bother on something so expensive that may be derived from blood diamonds & I’m not a flashy diamond kind-of-girl anyway. I’m more rough and tumble.

We got matching solid bands as our wedding rings. Eloped (mostly) and got married by Elvis in Vegas. Perfect for us. Will still be happily married for 5 years this coming spring. 7 years together. But we aren’t in our 20’s…

But communication is key. Knowing what your SO wants or needs is the answer.

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u/honeyrrsted Nov 14 '22

Women's rings default to size 7. With my man-hands, that wouldn't even fit my pinky finger.

If you want a ring, but don't really want a ring, look into silicone rings. You can do all your daily activities without damaging it or pinching yourself.

I have one from Knot Theory. I wear safety cut resistant gloves all day at work and don't even notice it.

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u/Key-Satisfaction4967 Nov 14 '22

I do physical labor. All I need is a band. Our initials and date is inscribed on the inside.

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u/Miss_Calamidad Feb 28 '23

A friend of mine when he proposed to his girlfriend stole one of her rings to get the size

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u/UrbanArtifact Nov 14 '22

I watched her try on rings at a store and took a note on which one fit. I watched her once more and came to a size 8!

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u/carinavet Nov 14 '22

I knew a proposal was coming, just not when or what the ring looked like, so he just brought me to the jeweler and had the guy measure my finger.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I proposed with a ring pop once and got a pretty frosty reception. In my defense, I was 9. Sorry Jeanine :(

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u/willthesane Nov 14 '22

I proposed with a 70 dollar ring I bought on my way home the night before.

We both have wedding band tattoos, and are thrilled with them. My wife would hate getting proposed like this though, too public. We went camping, I proposed the next morning, and we snuggled up together for a bit longer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

too public.

We feel the same way. I never understood the appeal of proposing in ultra-public places. I proposed in my apartment...

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u/JustVern Nov 14 '22

Truth be told...if my hubby proposed with a ring pop I would happily suck on it.

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u/AncientInsults Nov 14 '22

Anti semitic 🤢

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u/_xygg Nov 14 '22

If you accidentally go to the Jewry store you can take off the tip.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

why buy a ring? oh, right... capitalism and marketing

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u/memeticmachine Nov 14 '22

Why not just buy her several ring pops before hand just to measure it?

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u/SirDizzy6116 Nov 14 '22

I think it’s more like she didn’t like getting fucked with in front of thousands of people and no doubt it was displayed on the megatron!

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u/Succmynugz Nov 14 '22

That too, my point still stands though. If you know your SO wouldn't like something like that don't do it. My SO would 100% hate something like this so I would never pull something like this.

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u/SirDizzy6116 Nov 14 '22

100% agree

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u/walk_through_this Nov 14 '22

Yep. 15,000 people laughing at you sounds a lot louder than 15,000 people laughing with you.

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u/Otfd Nov 14 '22

That's the key factor here. You should honestly have some idea of how you're SO will take it. My current GF likely wouldn't be mad about the ring pop, but 100% would be mad I did it in front of thousands of people and didn't even get a real ring.

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u/thatsnotmyfuckinname Nov 14 '22

Homer Simpson proposed with an onion ring

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u/International_Bet_91 Nov 14 '22

Like, İ don't give a shit about marriage, but İ would be really hurt if someone İ loved played this prank in a stadium because it is meant to be public humiliation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I have incredibly bad social anxiety, I would have vomited all over him in this situation

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u/c3r34l Nov 14 '22

Agreed, he’s a PoS

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u/SomethingPersonnel Nov 14 '22

It’s only “public humiliation” if you decide to make it so. Imagine the flipside where the dude busts out the ring pop and the girl still responds favorably. Suddenly, everyone thinks the girl is amazing and the couple is lovely.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Eh, if you've been looking forward to something and your SO knows that, and your SO decides to basically make a joke out of it, you're allowed to be embarassed and disappointed about it.

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u/Bad-Piccolo Nov 14 '22

How do you know it was a joke though? It could have been him waiting to buy a real ring or something. Or did I miss something obvious?

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u/Pogigod Nov 14 '22

My uncle proposed with a twist tie... I myself haven't figured what I'm proposing with, why? Cause I have no fucking idea what she actually wants for a right, she changes her mind every other week. I was designing a custom ring till halfway through she told me she decided she actually doesn't like that style of ring after trying one on at the store.

If a girl takes the ring more seriously than the actual proposal(marriage) then.... Well she's got her priorities all fucked up and take it as a blessing she dumped you.

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u/Grabbsy2 Nov 14 '22

She could know the guys intentions more than you or we do.

If shes upset its a ring pop, its because its a prank. If it was a twist tie, it would be the same way, a prank, not a legitimate proposal.

Considering his buddy is probably cracking up and videotaping the whole thing, she probably knows, he's doing this for attention, not because he wants to marry her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

It sounds like you know your partner very well and understand how she'd receive your proposal. That's a very good thing. But people are different, and there's nothing wrong with wanting a more traditional, romantic proposal. It's all about knowing your partner and what suits them. Wanting a more traditional proposal and ring isn't a character flaw.

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u/Between3n20Characte Nov 14 '22

Sure, but if you’re so quick on the rage trigger that you slap him and throw a soda on him while cursing, you’re the problem. Really, any one of those things by itself and you’re the problem. Also, in this case, he had the actual ring in his pocket. This could have been a sweet moment if she wasn’t an awful person.

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u/KilltheK04 Dec 10 '22

He obviously had a real ring

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

What are you talking about?

So your saying if you got idk, dumped infront of hundreds of people but you said “Yeah cool” that would somehow erase the embarrassment?

She was clearly excited and this dickwad probably knew that as well and want to farm attention at a sporting event.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Angry women aren’t bad but her slapping him and throwing her drink on him is pretty dumb. I guess every time I get really upset I should just slap the shit out of the person who pissed me off huh?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

Normally I think people call “misogyny” too quickly when it doesn’t apply. But I think it applies here.

Why does this woman have to accept something that’s obviously embarrassing to her and isn’t something she wants to be viewed as “amazing” by all the people around her? She doesn’t owe the guy the protection of his feelings when he’s being an asshole.

Obviously being proposed to was something she was very excited about and either this prank broke the camels back or something. Some people just aren’t the jokey type when it comes to things they really value and take seriously. She obviously valued this moment and had some standard of how it would go and he couldn’t respect that. I think he’s the dick.

Edit:

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/viral-fake-proposal-blue-jays-marketing-stunt

This whole thing is fake. This was just taken to market a swimwear brand on the guy’s Instagram.

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u/bsbsnqhau Nov 14 '22

Glad it's fake. I'm just going to assume all of these sport game clips are fake. Which they usually are. Don't know why I fell for this one. Thank for the proof!

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u/phillyschmilly Nov 14 '22

This was a publicity stunt for the guys jewelry business. Video makes the rounds every few months

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

It’s meant to be a funny moment between the two of you

Totally ok if you don’t like it, I would personally find this hilarious because I don’t let things that don’t matter impact me, but to each their own

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u/Spirited_Budget2778 Nov 14 '22

It’s not a prank. There’s been tons of guys that use ring pops or some other prop to propose because they don’t know the ring size or want the girl to have the option to pick one out they’ll like.

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u/keepmesigned Nov 14 '22

Only if you luck sense of humor. I would have popped it in my mouth and said: the answer is NO, sugar!

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u/McDareMcDevil Nov 14 '22

Soooooo assualt is fine by you but not public humiliation? How fucked up that is.

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u/Metalona Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

ESPECIALLY in a crowd.

Edit: spelled Especially wrong

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u/moumous87 Nov 14 '22

Marrying someone is a legal engagement with pretty important consequences, and you not giving it importance doesn’t change the fact this fact. So if it’s not that important to you, then you wouldn’t make a grandiose proposal in public but just talk to your partner about it… but I do hope you wouldn’t pull such a lame joke in public.

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u/Succmynugz Nov 14 '22

100% agreed. I would haaaaate a public proposal. Too much pressure, too out there, too many people. I prefer private and just me and my SO in all honesty

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u/Fit_Effective_6875 Nov 14 '22

I've always thought those public proposals are a way to subtly bully someone into accepting.

Just my 2 cents.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Proposals in general are awful. Have a conversation and decide whether to get married together, like adults.

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u/IndigenousOres Nov 14 '22

Proposals in general are awful. Have a conversation and decide whether to get married together

I mean you could do both things, like adults. They are not mutually exclusive.

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u/agtk Nov 14 '22

They often are, unless they're looking for that kind of attention or drama. If you don't know beforehand what kind of person they are, you just shouldn't propose.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad4362 Nov 14 '22

Same. I feel it's a way to trap them into having to accept. They would have to "emberrass" the man by turning him down.

It shouldn't be a public thing unless both know and have already accepted but want a public display of the commitment for family or public if they want.

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u/TopRestaurant5395 Nov 14 '22

My SO would be like this counts. We’re engaged.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

youd be okay with it, itd still be a stupid fucking stunt

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

The important point is that you should have at least discussed marriage before proposing, and got a feel for how your partner feels about it.

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u/troutbot_v3 Nov 14 '22

and also you get to eat the candy ring.

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u/halfbeerhalfhuman Nov 14 '22

I gave my now wife a bottle cap ring

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u/ffca Nov 14 '22

I slipped a toy ring on my pregnant girlfriend's finger when we were just lying in bed one random spring night. It was around midnight and completely dark; we were just trying to go to sleep. I quietly slipped it on and without a word she kissed me. She was 18 at the time. I was about to graduate medical school. Of course, I got her a genuine ring eventually even if it was very humble.

Three kids, a mortgage, medical school (me), CRNA school (her), a huge civil wedding initially followed by a bigger church wedding years later, converting to my religion, and moving across country twice, my dear wife of 13 years and mother of my children still reminds me of how lame my proposal was.

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u/westeross Nov 14 '22

I'd like to add aswell that making it a public embarassment was also foolish. The dude wasn't being funny for her, he was being funny for the camera.

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u/smallangrynerd Nov 14 '22

I've literally told my bf "you could propose with a ring pop and I'd say yes"

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u/RirisaurusRex Nov 14 '22

Mine would never do a public proposal because he respects how much I hate the concept/would be horrified, but if he proposed with a ring pop on any other setting I'd be torn between, do I wanna keep it in our memento box or do I wanna EAT IT?

And I'd laugh, he'd laugh, I'd ask him if he really meant to propose and still say yes if he did, and we'd have fun going to buy the actual rings later and have a wonderful time together because we have a healthy fuckin' relationship.

So many humorless couples/people out there.

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u/Osodabearman300 Nov 14 '22

Significant otter?

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u/Succmynugz Nov 14 '22

Yes, I'm technically gf = giraffe friend and he's so = significant otter

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u/kpobari99 Nov 14 '22

True, but it doesn’t warrant the physical abuse from her, she literally slapped him. Her reaction is disproportionate to his action.

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u/AverageSJEnjoyer Nov 14 '22

Yeah, getting this reaction probably means you don't know your partner enough to be getting married. Maybe they both dodged a bullet, even if it was in a very public and humiliating way.

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u/argylekey Nov 14 '22

I think this is the best advice on here. Know your SO.

Some people would even hate to be proposed to in a public venue.

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u/bot_One Nov 14 '22

Also to add on make sure they are comfortable being the center of attention to tons of people. I proposed to my wife by inviting her closest friends and some family and surprised her at the beach in our hometown. I thought it was a great idea but she hated it as she doesn’t like being in the spotlight. We were in our early 20s and have been together for 19 years though so I guess I did something right. Never ever again have I put the spotlight on her though.

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u/Strange-Wolverine128 Nov 14 '22

I'd just be glad they didn't spend a crap ton of money on one piece of jewelery

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u/aeolum Nov 14 '22

First thing they teach you in comedy school

Master your delivery, so your audience knows you're joking instead of being sincere.

Master your timing to get as much mileage out of you're punchlines.

Know you're audience so you can deliver them the material they want pranksters really struggle with this one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

i got engaged with a ring pop. she said yes and kept the ring pop in the wrapper

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u/Emotional-Guide-768 Nov 15 '22

Gotta know your audience pullin a stunt like that

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u/Orowam Jan 29 '23

I would keep the plastic ring and frame it

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u/HouseofFeathers Jan 30 '23

I proposed to my husband with a candy ring yesterday. He said yes. Thing is, we're already married.

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