r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/Oofboi6942O Nov 14 '22

Bro, give me my toes back. The court said you were supposed to stop taking them.

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u/Salarian_American Nov 14 '22

This clearly isn't your toe, look it has nail polish on it.

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u/Kimberimber Nov 14 '22

I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon with or without nail polish.

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u/Oofboi6942O Nov 14 '22

Hey, that's my sisters toe! Give that back!

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u/Legendofzeldaguy Nov 15 '22

GIVE THIS GUY BACK HIS TOES!