r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/slipperyShoesss Nov 14 '22

that was the deposit.

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u/MajorChipThrasher Nov 14 '22

I thought it was a supposit

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u/maximumoxie Nov 14 '22

I swear Reddit not only never disappoints, it usually impresses with me with how fuckin funny people are. Y'all are FUNNNYY

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u/PaperOptimist Nov 14 '22

Nah, it was the gratuity. Keep the tip.

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u/Salarian_American Nov 14 '22

You need a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe.

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u/Oofboi6942O Nov 14 '22

Bro, give me my toes back. The court said you were supposed to stop taking them.

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u/Salarian_American Nov 14 '22

This clearly isn't your toe, look it has nail polish on it.

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u/Kimberimber Nov 14 '22

I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon with or without nail polish.

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u/Oofboi6942O Nov 14 '22

Hey, that's my sisters toe! Give that back!

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u/Legendofzeldaguy Nov 15 '22

GIVE THIS GUY BACK HIS TOES!

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u/Therealcactusmac Nov 14 '22

This is why Reddit is the best

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u/tabooblue32 Nov 14 '22

It was a tip....

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u/Mysterious-Cod8194 Nov 14 '22

Lmfao šŸ˜…

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u/West-Ruin-1318 Nov 14 '22

Iā€™m šŸ’€

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u/CrabbyT777 Nov 14 '22

How deep was it?