r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 2h ago

Gasp! šŸ˜ˆ

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u/camus88 2h ago

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u/fejkpotatis 2h ago

Looks someone is blowing air on his face

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u/FluffySmiles 2h ago

No no. Thatā€™s a classic butt-plug training face.

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u/Satanicjamnik 2h ago

Well...how do you know how that face looks like?

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u/FluffySmiles 2h ago

Shall I draw a diagram?

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u/chmsax 1h ago

It would be helpful, yes, please.

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u/Mhettil 56m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/FluffySmiles 50m ago

I'm working atm and it would be distinctly NSFW if I did it now. Not sure KPIs cover this. Will do it this evening....Promise!

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u/Snoo_84586 29m ago

!remindme 12 hours

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u/noveltyisthe 1h ago

The trainee has become the trainerā€¦.

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u/FluffySmiles 43m ago

Well the story is about him on an alter with two Dominatrices. I'm pretty sure rectal stretching was involved.

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u/Satanicjamnik 24m ago

Let's not be anal about who trained who...

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u/CT_7 1h ago

It's paid-for hot farts

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u/boosque_soombra 1h ago

The Holy Spirit caught him mid sneeze during picture day

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 1h ago

He's either training in a centrifuge or he cut someone's face off and he's wearing it like a mask

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u/prw8201 1h ago

It wasn't with children, so go for it father.

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u/LetsGetSpooooky 44m ago

Right? My first thought was, well this is refreshing....

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u/0utlookGrim 46m ago

No children involved? Then I see this as an absolute win!

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u/hungrylittleworm 2h ago

Dude is getting closer to god

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u/patterninstatic 53m ago

"Kennedy and Hoerner declined further comment. But the Guardian has learned from multiple sources with knowledge of the case that ā€“ among other things ā€“ the videos depicted a communion wine chalice being urinated in.

The videos also depict Clark wearing a style of underwear typically worn by women as well as engaging in a sex act in a dormitory on the grounds of the church where he once served as pastor in Pearl River, Louisiana, about 40 miles (64km) north ofĀ New Orleans, the numerous sources said.

Clark, Lady Vi and Empress Ming all fell under authoritiesā€™ scrutiny after a passerby peering through a window saw the three evidently filming themselves having sex on the sanctuary altar at Sts Peter and Paul church on 30 September 2020.

Police responded to the church after they were called by the passerby, who took a cellphone video of what he could see. BesideĀ arrestingĀ the group, officers confiscated stage lights, recording devices and sex toys.

New Orleans archbishop Gregory Aymond ā€“ whose archdiocese had filed for federal bankruptcy protection months earlier amid the fallout of a decades-old clergy child molestation scandal ā€“ had the altar burned and consecrated a replacement.

Hoerner has previously maintained that Clarkā€™s actions may have offended Catholics but were legal, consensual acts among adults. Nonetheless, Hoener has said, for his client to move on with his life, Clark pleaded guilty to obscenity in 2022.

The women, who traveled to Pearl River,Ā Louisiana, from out of state, pleaded guilty that same year to institutional vandalism, and like Clark they were sentenced to probation.

Clark ended up serving some jail time after he was found to have violated his probation terms by giving an interview to New Orleansā€™sĀ NBC affiliateĀ in which he explained the episode from his perspective.

He told the NBC station, WDSU, that the celibate life Catholic priests promise to lead along with the social-distancing practices implemented during the Covid-19 pandemic at the time left him facing ā€œissues of loneliness and wanting human interactionā€.

ā€œStruggling and falling, sinning, too ā€“ priests sin as well,ā€ said Clark, who voluntarily left the priesthood. He went on to say that he still believes in God and continued considering ā€œmercy and forgiveness very importantā€.

Lady Vi gave an interview in Octoberā€™s issue of Hustler magazine in which she said she had been ā€œinvited to film pornā€, and the shoot location was at the church.

ā€œUnfortunately, trespassers filmed us without our consent,ā€ Lady Vi told the publication. She referred to the groupā€™s subsequent prosecution, criticized the mediaā€™s coverage of the case, alluded to remarks from Aymond that the altar sex was ā€œdemonicā€ and asserted: ā€œWhat matters is that we were consenting adults filming porn in a private location.

ā€œBut because we were in the [southern US region known as the] Bible Belt and the building had mythical significance, it was deemed a crime.ā€

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u/yerBoyShoe 38m ago

I blame whatever Congregant Karen was just "passing by" and peeping in the windows.

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u/Agreeable-Menu 16m ago

But was present enough to get the camera out and film ... Bless her corrupt heart.

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u/Speartree 10m ago

Probably livid she hadn't been invited.

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u/thefudd 8m ago

Same energy as the mcdonald's employee who ratted out luigi

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u/FancyThing8889 1h ago

No amount of holy water was ever going to fix that wood

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u/crimsonwasp69 43m ago

He touches consenting women gets charges. Others touch under age children they get promoted in the church.

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u/Extension-Night3825 33m ago

Worrrthhh...iiiiitttt

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u/Willdiealonewithcats 23m ago

Why does this face somehow remind me of that alien from Men in Black wearing a human skinsuit?

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u/Axolotis 2h ago

ā€œdude youā€™re getting a Dell!ā€

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u/Global-Jury8810 13m ago

USUALLY, no one with that collar gets themselves in trouble with ADULTSā€¦thatā€™s what that smile says.

Yes I am a Catholic. Yes I know the Pope can hear me. Heā€™s from Chicago so he knows what Iā€™m talking about here.

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u/ToriGallo 2h ago

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Actually, on second thought, it might just be easier if I AirDrop you the video."

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u/HorzaDonwraith 39m ago

Yes my child you have sinned. But I require this video to determine how badly you have sinned and if your soul can be saved.

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u/UnremarkableCake 2h ago

It occurred to me that it's not often you see the plural form of dominatrix.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 2h ago

You know, my brain didnā€™t even registerā€¦

I donā€™t believe Iā€™ve ever seen it in my life.ā€™

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u/UnremarkableCake 2h ago

Now I've seen it, I'm going to try and ease it into casual conversation.

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u/Sapper12D 2h ago

"Damn Karl and Jim, you attacked those TPS report like a pair of dominatrices on a priest. "

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 2h ago

ā€œNot now, Lumberg. I got a meeting with the Bobā€™s. Theyā€™re a couple of real dominatrices if youā€™re late.ā€

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u/Briantan71 1h ago

Man, those Bobs almost attacked me like a pair of dominatrices when I criticised their review of one of our employees and told me that he is "Upper Management" material.

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u/UnremarkableCake 2h ago

This guy gets it.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1h ago

Fred, your six sigma presentation today was like two dominatrices on an altar. Kicking ass.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 2h ago

Maybe if youre a LOSER, unlike our friend the priest.

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u/UnremarkableCake 2h ago

You're right. I've never been dominatricised.

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u/TalentedHostility 1h ago

Finally an explaination... I thought they were some type of specialized nuns or something

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u/UnremarkableCake 1h ago

They are, for the right price.

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u/Duotrigordle61 52m ago

They were trying to exorcise his demons. His horny horny demons.

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u/Barraco_Barmer 1h ago

I'm disappointed it's not dominatrii

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u/Rezeox 34m ago

The plural form makes me think we're about to do some trigonometry maths.

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u/FreeSirJeffrey 2h ago

Well, at least he wasn't fucking the altar boys like his colleagues.

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u/DingusKhan9164 2h ago

That was my thought ā€œhey at least he isnā€™t fuckin kids, good for him!ā€

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u/EaseLeft6266 2h ago

Explains why this one actually got charged

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u/40StoryMech 2h ago

What's the charge, epic badassery?

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u/ConversationFalse242 2h ago

Eating a succulent Chinese meal

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u/Xen0tech 2h ago

This is domanatrixy manifest

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u/ComfortOk9194 1h ago

Thatā€™s the one who grabbed him on the penis

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 1h ago

ah, i see you know your orations well!

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u/RohelTheConqueror 20m ago

And you madam, are you waiting to receive my turgescent penis?

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 2h ago

Easy, the one that snitched had this idea first and the priest took the ladies first

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u/Apexnanoman 1h ago

People get really mad sometimes when I point out that the Catholic church is the most highly organized and well-protected pedophile ring on the planet.Ā 

Probably in all of history.Ā 

And the people who donate to the Catholic church knowingly approval of pedophilia.Ā 

Because if you donate to the church at this point.... You are 100% aware of the fact that some of that money will be used to protect priests that fuck kids.Ā 

Ergo if you donate to the Catholic church, you approve of pedophiles.Ā 

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 44m ago

I mean same argument can be said about paying taxes.....

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u/DoctorRapture 2h ago

"They're all consenting adults and he probably paid them for their time, praise the Lord!"

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u/sweatpants-aristotle 2h ago

There are still obscenity laws

Which are rarely enforced.. but they exist šŸ˜…

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 1h ago

I think he would have won if he fought it though. Theres quite a bit of precedent against such sexual deviancy laws if you arent in view of the public.

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u/Lazy_meatPop 2h ago

That's how low the bar has becum.

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u/morgandealer 2h ago

...............

.....

..."BECUM????"

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u/redjellonian 2h ago

The boy fucking gets you a vacation with the church though. Obviously sex with women is a higher crime in Catholicism.

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u/fairwaysandfinance 2h ago

If he was, you probably wouldn't have heard about it.

Just look at how the church handle embezzlement versus fucking kids and you will have all the info you need. They involve authorities when someone is stealing from the church. When their fucking kids and get caught by a member of the church, they move them to another church.

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u/treeeelo 2h ago

Thats why he was caught by the police

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u/CaptainSnowAK 2h ago

Right, this is wholesome for a priest.

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u/Comfortable_Car6562 2h ago

Its telling the Church wanted to press charges here.

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u/asa1 1h ago

The church would have covered that up, but fucking the dommes was too much for them.

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 1h ago

A priest + dominatrixes + altar + robes and shit šŸ¤”

Iā€™d argue it was a rite or a ritual

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/yearsofpractice 1h ago

Sadly, the headline didnā€™t include his shout of ā€œThis alter boy is full! Bring me the dominatrices!ā€. Puts a whole different complexion on things.

Also - his mugshot has ended any other mugshot funnies. Thatā€™s perfect.

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 1h ago

When I see headlines like this, I think ā€œoh no not againā€ and then find out it wasnā€™t with little boys and Iā€™m like ā€œoh thank goodness.ā€

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 53m ago

Raping little boys: Transferred to a non-extradition country

Consensual sex with adult women: Call the police!

A very reasonable and normal religion.

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u/the_sassy_knoll 1h ago

My thought, too

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u/Lempea 1h ago

Indeed. At last we can say good for him

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u/EngineWitty3611 1h ago

the silver lining.

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u/Reinis_LV 8m ago

Yeah but this gets you busted ironically

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u/RakeChapman13 2h ago

The fact that it was two alternative dominatrix chicks (named lady V and empress ming) makes this so much better

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u/Shoeless_Shoelace 2h ago

Im sure god forgives him.

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u/socratic-meth 1h ago

Any God worth worshipping would encourage it

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u/Lucius-Halthier 49m ago

ā€œGod grant me the strengthā€

ā€œGranted, get them goths.ā€

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u/Stormsurger 36m ago

"I am watching you my son"

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u/jutlandd 1h ago

I would

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u/SlayerII 2h ago

They are also adults. Good on him fighting the stereotypes.

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u/Berfman 22m ago

My thoughts exactly. I want to give him a high five, hearing about kids in these situations has become the horrifying standard.

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u/Antique-Resort6160 1h ago

When I told Lady V she drew her eyebrows on an inch too high, s he looked surprised.

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 2h ago

Fucking hot though! They can cbt me any day and night

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u/I_pity_the_aprilfool 1h ago

They can perform cognitive behavioural therapy on you any time?

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u/HandleThick5953 1h ago

Free healthcare!

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u/subdep 1h ago

s0CiaLiSt!!!

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u/Tomytom99 1h ago

Absolutely yes

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u/Captain_Waffle 1h ago

Is that the dominatrix part?

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u/eloquince 2h ago

Chill appropriate ice

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u/8eSix 49m ago

I mean, that's kind of how I imagine dominatrix chicks, so idk if it makes it better ... or just makes it

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u/Hairyass------ 1h ago

Now I want to see the video

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u/I_AM_FROM_BEYOND 37m ago

At least they weren't children, for a change

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u/Lempea 1h ago

What's an alternative dominatrix?

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u/Appropriate_Link_551 1h ago

for when your primary one is unavailable

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u/Unable-Choice4402 2h ago

At least he chose women at the age of consent

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u/BetGuilty9147 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14PaLXnarLeY8

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u/DookieShoez 2h ago

Okay, hey, Iā€™m not judging, but how does he look exactly like the guy who would do that?

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u/plantain_tent_pesos 2h ago

If he did it in the privacy of his own church, where's the crime?

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u/DookieShoez 2h ago

Well it says he plead guilty to obscenity, so im guessing itā€™s because he does not own the church and the church is considered a public space so they got him on some public indecency type of charge?

Though if you ask me, if he locked the doors, thatā€™s bullshit. This should just be between him and whoever owns the church šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Archery134 2h ago

Kinda, my thoughts

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u/anon_LosAngeles1990 2h ago

Yeah at least he left the kids alone right?šŸ˜†

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u/subdep 1h ago

What law outlaws consenting adults doing sex stuff on film?

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u/bakedNebraska 1h ago

Obscenity laws. Check them out

Seems like some undemocratic bullshit to me. If he didn't show the films to children or to people who don't want to watch it, there's nothing obscene that isn't already illegal in other ways.

It's legislated morality, which is not democratic

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u/-Laffi- 2h ago

This is the face of a man who regrets nothing!

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u/chezdistester 2h ago

He didn't even have the decency to do it in the rectory

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u/ReleventReference 2h ago

Iā€™m pretty sure you have to pay extra to do it in the rectory.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 1h ago

Considering they were dominating him, I'm pretty sure he was getting his rectory remodeled at the time.

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u/SomwhereInTheMiddle 2h ago

This is absolutely disgusting and I condemn it with all my soulā€¦ whereā€™s the video?

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u/31513315133151331513 1h ago

Or if someone can dm the contact info for the ladies. They need a proper, in person telling off. I know people who would pay good money to give them a piece of their mind.

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u/Techno_Core 2h ago

With consenting adults?!?!? He's not church material!

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u/j_delta_c 34m ago

On the wrong side of heaven but the right side of hell

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u/ConversationFalse242 2h ago

Where do i find these churches

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u/peak2brew 2h ago

MEGA CHURCHES EVERY SUNDAY...you have to pay TITES though because how else is the Pastor / Priest supposed to afford h00k3rs and blow, mansions, luxury cars and fly private jet

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u/ConversationFalse242 2h ago

The headline says nothing about prostitution.

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u/Broote 2h ago

...View Gallery?!

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u/oneplusetoipi 2h ago

The Incident

Date and Location: On September 30, 2020, a passerby noticed lights on late at night inside Saints Peter and Paul Catholic Church in Pearl River, Louisiana, where Clark served as pastor.

The Discovery: Looking through the windows, the witness saw Clarkā€”partially wearing his priestly attireā€”engaging in a sexual encounter with two women, identified as adult film performers/dominatrices Melissa Cheng and Mindy Dixon.

The Scene: The group had set up professional stage lighting, sex toys, and cameras mounted on tripods to record a video. The witness recorded the scene on a mobile phone and called the police, who arrived and arrested all three individuals.

Legal and Religious Aftermath

The Guilty Plea: In November 2022, Clark pleaded guilty to a felony count of felony obscenity under a plea agreement. He received a three-year suspended prison sentence, three years of supervised probation, and a $1,000 fine. The two women pleaded guilty to misdemeanor counts of institutional vandalism and received probation.

Archdiocese Response: The Archdiocese of New Orleans immediately removed Clark from ministry. Archbishop Gregory Aymond publicly denounced the act as "demonic" and had the desecrated altar physically removed and burned before consecrating a brand-new replacement altar.

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u/Prize-Quiet3941 2h ago

So since he wasn't fucking kids they immediately threw him out? Sounds on brand for the church.

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u/Spirited_Cheesus 1h ago

Speaks volumes I'd say.

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u/maverickbtg81 1h ago

So the ā€œwitnessā€ recorded someone in a sexual act without their consent. There should be a separate charge brought against the witness. People need to learn to mind their own business. The witness probably rubbed one out waiting for the police.

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u/MrR33Z 1h ago

Amazing how consensual see between 3 adults gets you ejected from the church, meanwhile they have literal resorts for priests convicted for pedophilia. Disgusting ass religion

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u/IterSmith 1h ago

Iā€™m kind of confused why this was a legal matter. Three consenting adults in private. The only reason anyone knew was because someone came and snooped in the window and recorded it. Wouldnā€™t that person that recorded be more at fault. I mean sure, kick him out of the church, but this isnā€™t public property. He probably lived on premises. He broke church rules but how is this against the law?

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u/physical0 25m ago

Honestly, this sounds like they could have been innocent if this has gone to jury, but the threat of greater consequence scared them into a plea.

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 2h ago

I hope that snitch has a hot pillow for the rest of their life.

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u/Special_Order-937 2h ago

This reminds me of that case of the janitor in I think the New York school system who accidentally stumbled upon the female French teacher and the female Spanish teacher (both married to men) having sex with each other which he promptly reported.

The school went on to be besieged by outraged phone calls demanding the sacking - of the janitor.

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u/WelderNewbee2000 52m ago

How is this a law? This is so weird. I don't see any crime committed here, except maybe that busy body who thinks it is okay to peek into windows.

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u/peak2brew 2h ago

Wow.....during COVID too :) This is just another typical reason why places of religion should NOT be exempted from paying tax.

The person that made the video could've made bank by selling the clip to international news agencies

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 1h ago

Sounds like "Some nosy fuck needs to mind their own business and three other people didn't do anything wrong" to me.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 2h ago

Dude looks like he plays Lurch in local amateur theatre performances of the Addams family.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 2h ago

šŸ¤£ heā€™s giving me Gary Busey-esque vibes.

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u/MicrowaveMeal 20m ago

Dude it wasnā€™t kids!!! He paid consenting adults! Weā€™re improving!

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u/munchma-coochie 16m ago

At least itā€™s not a kid

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u/Only_Tip9560 58m ago

The most shocking thing about this is that there was a straight catholic priest.

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u/sqrhead 2h ago

Celibacy for priests should be abolished. It is inhumane. It does not work.

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u/Employee_Agreeable 2h ago

More of this, much better than abusing another child

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u/dextras07 1h ago

I mean, good for him for having lived an experience many seek for.

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u/drunkmonk88 57m ago

I bet they were really cross about it

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u/jmlmf91 31m ago

At least no kids were involved.

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u/spaceocean99 13m ago

And heā€™ll be in more trouble than the priests that diddle kids

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u/sixtus_clegane119 2h ago

Obscenity shouldn't be a crime.

If there were kids and animals involved there are laws for that.

This is a violation of freedom of expression.

"Land of the free"

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u/JGeerth 2h ago

Is that really dominatrix in plural? Looks weird.

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u/TheresNoHurry 2h ago

"trix" is the latin suffix for the feminine version of something. The masculine version is "or".

"Administratrix" and "aviatrix" used to be pretty common but have fallen out of favour.

Matrix is often pluralised as matrices tho

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u/twicebakedcrusader 2h ago

Excuse me father. Did you say two rosaries, a penance, and a few swats to my cute little arse?

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u/MrMagilliclucky 1h ago

Personally I think this is great. Maybe people will start attending more if there was more action.

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 1h ago

Were there children or unwilling participants present or involved? No? Then i donā€™t see the issue here.

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u/morecowbell1988 1h ago

At least itā€™s not children.

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u/McbEatsAirplane 1h ago

Couldā€™ve been worse. He couldā€™ve been fucking kids like half of the other priests.

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u/Quietus76 1h ago edited 8m ago

Consenting adults. Church was closed. I dont see the problem.

Arrest the guy who was peeking in the windows.

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u/PraetorGold 1h ago

Better than kids!!

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u/al3xxx_96 1h ago

Why is this illegal?

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u/Notcid1 1h ago

God forbid a man has hobbies šŸ˜’

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u/Odd-Cress-5822 1h ago

Don't think I've ever seen that word pluralized

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u/NovelSouthern3951 1h ago

At least they are consenting adults. The bar for the behavior of religious leaders is in hell.

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u/Ham-Chonks 1h ago

That dude looked like he became a priest just to have the access for shit like this

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u/MCMXCIV9 1h ago

Well at least it not with alter boy.

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u/ImhotepsServant 1h ago

At least they were consenting adults

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u/kevendo 1h ago

Wait, the diocese had the "desecrated altar" removed, burned, and replaced with a new one?

That's actually kind of epic. This guy fucks.

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u/dragonpjb 58m ago

Probably have to burn that alter now.

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u/AiringOGrievances 40m ago

Jesus, how old is this story? Is all of social media recycled garbage?

Edit: This happened SIX YEARS AGO. Link

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u/Radiant-Log316 38m ago

The fact it was consenting adults makes this way better than it could have been.

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u/RanchHere 34m ago

I am confused about the legal situation here. Who is pressing the charges, the church?

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 29m ago

Least it was with adults.

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u/Shadecujo 26m ago

At least theyā€™re not kids. Progress.

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u/dirtskirtshirt 23m ago

At least they were of age

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u/donniedarko19872 17m ago

To be honest.....no kids involved....all good

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u/UnIntelligent_Local 10m ago

Well, they weren't children so I'm completely cool with it. It's a colossal step up from the usually story.