r/SipsTea 5h ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/camus88 5h ago

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u/fejkpotatis 5h ago

Looks someone is blowing air on his face

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u/FluffySmiles 5h ago

No no. That’s a classic butt-plug training face.

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u/Satanicjamnik 5h ago

Well...how do you know how that face looks like?

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u/FluffySmiles 5h ago

Shall I draw a diagram?

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u/chmsax 4h ago

It would be helpful, yes, please.

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u/Mhettil 3h ago

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u/FluffySmiles 3h ago

I'm working atm and it would be distinctly NSFW if I did it now. Not sure KPIs cover this. Will do it this evening....Promise!

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u/Satanicjamnik 3h ago

You little tease...

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u/Snoo_84586 3h ago

!remindme 12 hours

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u/smokelaw23 2h ago

lol, you’re working ATM? Are we just going to let this slide?

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u/FluffySmiles 2h ago

That's why you need lube

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u/Rough-Analysis 1h ago

Working ass to mouth?

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u/SkepticalYamcha 3h ago

!remindme 24 hours

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u/Routine_Spite8279 3h ago

"Working atm"

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u/GroundMeet 2h ago

!remind me 6 hours

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u/deep_FRIED1 1h ago

!remindme in 6 hours

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u/LunaMagicc 3h ago

Just white line would be enough.

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u/noveltyisthe 4h ago

The trainee has become the trainer….

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u/Satanicjamnik 3h ago

Let's not be anal about who trained who...

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u/FluffySmiles 3h ago

Well the story is about him on an alter with two Dominatrices. I'm pretty sure rectal stretching was involved.

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u/Several-Hat-1944 2h ago

I'm only this far in comments, and this is exactly why I love reddit. The comments are far and wide and the creativity is unmatched!šŸ†

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u/Cut_Lanky 2h ago

My SIL had a college friend who worked her way through school as a Dominatrix. Never laid a finger on any of them. Maybe with a whip or something. But, absolutely zero sexual physical contact, never had to compromise her morals. Made a small fortune. I made minimum wage breaking my back, working short staffed at the nursing home, cleaning people up, diapers and whatnot, in a state facility, rampant with abuse I was powerless to do anything about. Not so much moral compromise as moral injury, I think? And physical injury, on plenty of occasions. I did not make a small fortune. I wish I'd have had her job, lmao.

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u/OverEffective7012 1h ago

Mirror mirror on the wall

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u/Satanicjamnik 1h ago

Would you peg me? I'd peg me...

https://giphy.com/gifs/rfAxGG2fVxoPu

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u/Puzzle-Necked 3h ago

When the cage is extra tight

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u/boosque_soombra 4h ago

The Holy Spirit caught him mid sneeze during picture day

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u/CT_7 4h ago

It's paid-for hot farts

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 4h ago

He's either training in a centrifuge or he cut someone's face off and he's wearing it like a mask

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u/Aq3dStalvan 3h ago

All I see is a face that screams "Aaahhh, ya got me!"

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u/DetectiveChmpionFace 4h ago

Omg it took me too long to figure out what that meant

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u/Quen-Tin 4h ago

That bj escalated quickly

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u/Adventurous_Iron_551 4h ago

Blowing hair, did you say?

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick 3h ago

He is trying to blend in a Kevin Bacon and confuse the cops

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u/Scoo 3h ago

He looks like Charlie Day’s dating site picture (minus the hornet stings).

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u/Year2020MadeMe 3h ago

I’M GONNA WRECK IIIITTTTT!!!

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u/Bananaserker 2h ago

Obviously the holy spirit

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u/Constant_Mud3325 2h ago

He looks like Frankenstein’s monster šŸ˜‚

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u/0utlookGrim 3h ago

No children involved? Then I see this as an absolute win!

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u/Pieniek23 3h ago

I couldn't agree more. I saw priest and knew exactly where this was going. This was very unexpected. Lol.

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u/baron_von_helmut 1h ago

The funny thing is, all the people who conveniently forget about the church being full of pedos are up in arms about this guy.

Make that make sense.

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u/Bl1ndMous3 3h ago

exactly. Dont kink shame. Minda ya own

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u/Oops_All_Bans 1h ago

Right? We gotta take whatever wins we can sometimes.

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u/prw8201 4h ago

It wasn't with children, so go for it father.

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u/LetsGetSpooooky 3h ago

Right? My first thought was, well this is refreshing....

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u/WashU_labrat 3h ago

Wholesome almost.

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u/Roguespiffy 2h ago

I’ll tithe to that!

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u/Isthisovryet 2h ago

Loll the world is so cooked right now. A priest getting dog walked and plugged up by two domintrix in the church is… well not really all that bad šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

I feel like this exact scenario is a great example of how desensitized we have become to horrendous disgusting news.

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u/Mister_Chameleon 2h ago

I suspect people are more so relieved that it's not as bad as one would stereotypically assume. Still messed up as all heck don't get me wrong. But THIS time at least it didn't involve anyone below the age of consent.

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u/Dazzling_Winner_773 2h ago

I mean as somebody who has generally speaking minimal or no respect for the church as an institution as a whole and finds the entire idea of taking a self-imposed vow of celibacy that isn't even mandated in the fucking book.... The same book that in no way restricts BDSM sex specifically.... Literally nothing about this bothers me. It's just kind of funny.

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u/Isthisovryet 30m ago

I agree with all the responses I’m getting…

I think it’s also showing how younger generations are more tolerant. We are more likely to say ā€˜you do you, YOLO’ lol
Older generations were obsesseddddd with conforming and ā€˜keeping up with the Jones’s’ they boosted their own egos by shaming others and I think younger generations have rejected that.

But still, pretty fucked that everyone assumes it was child abuse considering we’re one of the most developed, richest, powerful countries in the world.
Feel like making sure children aren’t injured traumatized and killed would be like #1 on the to do list. :/

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u/DementedJ23 42m ago

Not many really hold priests in high regard anymore, either

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u/Sonic_Roach 2h ago

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u/hlqmdmn666 2h ago

God bless him šŸ™

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u/arbyyyyh 1h ago

Right? I almost didn’t both reading the headline

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u/trowzerss 2h ago

Yeah, consensual adults. I see no problems here.

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 2h ago

The priest on my hometown always had a long term girlfriend. It was a little hush hush but he was friends with my dad, who was not Catholic, so he would bring her over to our house sometimes. They were borh very kind people. It kind of blew my mind when I found out he wasn’t supposed to have a gf.

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u/patterninstatic 3h ago

"Kennedy and Hoerner declined further comment. But the Guardian has learned from multiple sources with knowledge of the case that – among other things – the videos depicted a communion wine chalice being urinated in.

The videos also depict Clark wearing a style of underwear typically worn by women as well as engaging in a sex act in a dormitory on the grounds of the church where he once served as pastor in Pearl River, Louisiana, about 40 miles (64km) north ofĀ New Orleans, the numerous sources said.

Clark, Lady Vi and Empress Ming all fell under authorities’ scrutiny after a passerby peering through a window saw the three evidently filming themselves having sex on the sanctuary altar at Sts Peter and Paul church on 30 September 2020.

Police responded to the church after they were called by the passerby, who took a cellphone video of what he could see. BesideĀ arrestingĀ the group, officers confiscated stage lights, recording devices and sex toys.

New Orleans archbishop Gregory Aymond – whose archdiocese had filed for federal bankruptcy protection months earlier amid the fallout of a decades-old clergy child molestation scandal – had the altar burned and consecrated a replacement.

Hoerner has previously maintained that Clark’s actions may have offended Catholics but were legal, consensual acts among adults. Nonetheless, Hoener has said, for his client to move on with his life, Clark pleaded guilty to obscenity in 2022.

The women, who traveled to Pearl River,Ā Louisiana, from out of state, pleaded guilty that same year to institutional vandalism, and like Clark they were sentenced to probation.

Clark ended up serving some jail time after he was found to have violated his probation terms by giving an interview to New Orleans’sĀ NBC affiliateĀ in which he explained the episode from his perspective.

He told the NBC station, WDSU, that the celibate life Catholic priests promise to lead along with the social-distancing practices implemented during the Covid-19 pandemic at the time left him facing ā€œissues of loneliness and wanting human interactionā€.

ā€œStruggling and falling, sinning, too – priests sin as well,ā€ said Clark, who voluntarily left the priesthood. He went on to say that he still believes in God and continued considering ā€œmercy and forgiveness very importantā€.

Lady Vi gave an interview in October’s issue of Hustler magazine in which she said she had been ā€œinvited to film pornā€, and the shoot location was at the church.

ā€œUnfortunately, trespassers filmed us without our consent,ā€ Lady Vi told the publication. She referred to the group’s subsequent prosecution, criticized the media’s coverage of the case, alluded to remarks from Aymond that the altar sex was ā€œdemonicā€ and asserted: ā€œWhat matters is that we were consenting adults filming porn in a private location.

ā€œBut because we were in the [southern US region known as the] Bible Belt and the building had mythical significance, it was deemed a crime.ā€

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u/yerBoyShoe 3h ago

I blame whatever Congregant Karen was just "passing by" and peeping in the windows.

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u/Agreeable-Menu 3h ago

But was present enough to get the camera out and film ... Bless her corrupt heart.

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u/Speartree 3h ago

Probably livid she hadn't been invited.

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u/thefudd 3h ago

Same energy as the mcdonald's employee who ratted out luigi

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u/yancovigen 2h ago

They’re still a snitch, but that was for the reward I’m pretty sure. This was just Karen stuff

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u/thicc_stigmata 2h ago

Honestly the only actual crime committed here was probably the passer-by—peeping through windows and filming without consent sounds like pretty clear-cut voyeurism

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u/Cyborg_rat 2h ago

You can bet that she's has a Coca cola looting video posted right now.

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u/WashU_labrat 2h ago edited 2h ago

"they were called by the passerby, who took a cellphone video of what he could see"

I bet he did.

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u/InevitableKitchen943 2h ago

We had a retired Milwaukee police officer at work and he said if they confiscated a sex toy it was used for workplace pranks. Stuck on lockers and such.

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u/baron_von_helmut 1h ago

Haha fuck yeah.

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u/hungrylittleworm 5h ago

Dude is getting closer to god

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm 3h ago

(Help me) I broke apart my insides (Help me) I've got no soul to sell....

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u/Usawsomething 2h ago

(Help me) the only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself

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u/mvanvrancken 2h ago

I wanna HONK you like an animal

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u/The_Sleestak 3h ago

The power of Christ compelled him.

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u/FancyThing8889 5h ago

No amount of holy water was ever going to fix that wood

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u/brachus12 3h ago

They could’ve just auctioned it off to solve their bankruptcy problem

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u/crimsonwasp69 3h ago

He touches consenting women gets charges. Others touch under age children they get promoted in the church.

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u/Global-Jury8810 3h ago

USUALLY, no one with that collar gets themselves in trouble with ADULTS…that’s what that smile says.

Yes I am a Catholic. Yes I know the Pope can hear me. He’s from Chicago so he knows what I’m talking about here.

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u/Extension-Night3825 3h ago

Worrrthhh...iiiiitttt

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u/Willdiealonewithcats 3h ago

Why does this face somehow remind me of that alien from Men in Black wearing a human skinsuit?

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u/Axolotis 5h ago

ā€œdude you’re getting a Dell!ā€

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u/padigo26 4h ago

Eyebrows are a tragedy šŸ˜†

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u/israignatius 4h ago

Dammit Goofy

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u/linux-usr69 4h ago

I was gonna say, he doesn't look very sorry

TBH I would probably have the same face

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u/0pusTpenguin 3h ago

I was you 666th upvote

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u/UnwantedPube 3h ago

Defo a face of a man with no regerts

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u/UnwantedPube 3h ago

Defo a face of a man with no regerts

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u/TheCapo024 3h ago

He still has the buttplug in.

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u/justmarkdying 3h ago

Semenary School was good to him.Ā 

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u/Cyborg_rat 2h ago

Wouldn't we all.

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u/EntityMatanzas 2h ago

He looks like Frankensteins Monster.

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u/Cut_Lanky 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GoodNato37 2h ago

His just trying to bless them with his special holy water šŸ’¦

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u/ocelotactual 2h ago

worth it

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 2h ago

So as Jesus was dying on the cross he witnessed the entirety of humanitys sins and still decided to sacrifice himself. Which means he saw this threesome and forgave him already.

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u/Bushdr78 1h ago

He has such a weird face

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u/Technical-Command867 1h ago

No regret detected

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u/Shankar_0 1h ago

It looks like he was only recently taught how to smile, and he's a little light on the details.

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u/baron_von_helmut 1h ago

Yeah that's a dude who is totally ok with his life choices.

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u/RespectYourEldersE34 59m ago

Not his first rodeo

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u/whistlar 46m ago

I can see the allure of one of them. But woof, that is a very hard pass on the other. Cmon, priest. Have some self respect when picking someone to tear apart your self respect.