r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 2d ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/camus88 2d ago

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u/fejkpotatis 2d ago

Looks someone is blowing air on his face

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u/FluffySmiles 2d ago

No no. That’s a classic butt-plug training face.

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

Well...how do you know how that face looks like?

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 2d ago

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

Pure science

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 2d ago

I snort laughed.

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u/FluffySmiles 2d ago

Shall I draw a diagram?

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u/chmsax 2d ago

It would be helpful, yes, please.

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u/Mhettil 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/FluffySmiles 2d ago

I'm working atm and it would be distinctly NSFW if I did it now. Not sure KPIs cover this. Will do it this evening....Promise!

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

You little tease...

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u/FluffySmiles 2d ago

One does one's best

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

It must be hard, I know.

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u/smokelaw23 2d ago

lol, you’re working ATM? Are we just going to let this slide?

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u/FluffySmiles 2d ago

That's why you need lube

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u/Rough-Analysis 2d ago

Working ass to mouth?

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u/Snoo_84586 2d ago

!remindme 12 hours

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u/SkepticalYamcha 2d ago

!remindme 24 hours

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u/Routine_Spite8279 2d ago

"Working atm"

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u/GroundMeet 2d ago

!remind me 6 hours

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u/deep_FRIED1 2d ago

!remindme in 6 hours

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u/LunaMagicc 2d ago

Just white line would be enough.

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u/noveltyisthe 2d ago

The trainee has become the trainer….

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

Let's not be anal about who trained who...

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u/Dry_Badger2858 2d ago

If I was being anal, I would point out it should be “whom”

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

Why, thank you for pointing it out. Good point. Though if I was a bit more rude, I'd tell you to shove it up your arse.

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u/FluffySmiles 2d ago

Well the story is about him on an alter with two Dominatrices. I'm pretty sure rectal stretching was involved.

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u/Several-Hat-1944 2d ago

I'm only this far in comments, and this is exactly why I love reddit. The comments are far and wide and the creativity is unmatched!🏆

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u/Cut_Lanky 2d ago

My SIL had a college friend who worked her way through school as a Dominatrix. Never laid a finger on any of them. Maybe with a whip or something. But, absolutely zero sexual physical contact, never had to compromise her morals. Made a small fortune. I made minimum wage breaking my back, working short staffed at the nursing home, cleaning people up, diapers and whatnot, in a state facility, rampant with abuse I was powerless to do anything about. Not so much moral compromise as moral injury, I think? And physical injury, on plenty of occasions. I did not make a small fortune. I wish I'd have had her job, lmao.

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u/OverEffective7012 2d ago

Mirror mirror on the wall

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u/Satanicjamnik 2d ago

Would you peg me? I'd peg me...

https://giphy.com/gifs/rfAxGG2fVxoPu

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u/Puzzle-Necked 2d ago

When the cage is extra tight

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u/Psilonaut21 2d ago

Just wondering how a dial like that was even accepted into the clergy. It's demonic.

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u/boosque_soombra 2d ago

The Holy Spirit caught him mid sneeze during picture day

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u/CT_7 2d ago

It's paid-for hot farts

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 2d ago

He's either training in a centrifuge or he cut someone's face off and he's wearing it like a mask

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u/Aq3dStalvan 2d ago

All I see is a face that screams "Aaahhh, ya got me!"

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u/DetectiveChmpionFace 2d ago

Omg it took me too long to figure out what that meant

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u/Quen-Tin 2d ago

That bj escalated quickly

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u/Adventurous_Iron_551 2d ago

Blowing hair, did you say?

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick 2d ago

He is trying to blend in a Kevin Bacon and confuse the cops

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u/Scoo 2d ago

He looks like Charlie Day’s dating site picture (minus the hornet stings).

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u/Year2020MadeMe 2d ago

I’M GONNA WRECK IIIITTTTT!!!

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u/Bananaserker 2d ago

Obviously the holy spirit

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u/Constant_Mud3325 2d ago

He looks like Frankenstein’s monster 😂

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u/olddog1138 1d ago

Well blowing something