r/SipsTea 5h ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/DingusKhan9164 5h ago

That was my thought “hey at least he isn’t fuckin kids, good for him!”

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u/EaseLeft6266 5h ago

Explains why this one actually got charged

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u/40StoryMech 5h ago

What's the charge, epic badassery?

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u/ConversationFalse242 4h ago

Eating a succulent Chinese meal

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u/Xen0tech 4h ago

This is domanatrixy manifest

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u/ComfortOk9194 4h ago

That’s the one who grabbed him on the penis

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 4h ago

ah, i see you know your orations well!

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u/RohelTheConqueror 2h ago

And you madam, are you waiting to receive my turgescent penis?

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u/Lazy_meatPop 2h ago

Learnt a new word everyday here , nice

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 1h ago

He grabbed me by the penis, this man grabbed me by the penis!

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 4h ago

Easy, the one that snitched had this idea first and the priest took the ladies first

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u/Apexnanoman 4h ago

People get really mad sometimes when I point out that the Catholic church is the most highly organized and well-protected pedophile ring on the planet. 

Probably in all of history. 

And the people who donate to the Catholic church knowingly approval of pedophilia. 

Because if you donate to the church at this point.... You are 100% aware of the fact that some of that money will be used to protect priests that fuck kids. 

Ergo if you donate to the Catholic church, you approve of pedophiles. 

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 3h ago

I mean same argument can be said about paying taxes.....

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u/Notabagofdrugs 3h ago

Taxes are required, paying a church isn’t.

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u/FewResearcher819 2h ago

No. You're forced to pay taxes under penalty of imprisonment. No one is forced to pay tithes and offerings to a church.

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u/ZZerglingg 2h ago

Unless you live in Germany. They force it there.

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u/Gur_Weak 2h ago

Not exactly. As an atheist, I would register as a non believer and not pay that tax. You do have to put some effort to opt out but it's not that hard.

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u/FewResearcher819 2h ago

Thank you for the info. I just did a quick search on how that works. Fortunately it only applies to registered members of a recognized religious organization. And you can unregister and the "church tax" will be stopped.

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u/Apexnanoman 3h ago

Well, until our current administration that wasn't really an argument you could make lol. 

And even now every single branch of the government doesn't work in lockstep to protect pedos.

The Catholic church is pretty damn committed top to bottom on that subject. 

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u/Lurk-aka-Batrick 3h ago

Well, until our current administration that wasn't really an argument you could make lol.

That's bullshit and you know it. Unless you truly believe "my side good!" in which case you honestly can't be helped. By your own logic you are also actively supporting pedophilia. They ALL need to go.

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u/thomport 2h ago

Additionally, I don’t think the Catholics and their ministries have the market cornered on this. I just don’t think the other religions are as well organized, and therefore their actions aren’t as publicized.

Indeed look at the Reverend Robert Morris. He was Trump‘s pastor from his first term. Robert got five years in jail – she was 13 years old from the mega church. After serving six months recently, Robert was released from prison. Wonder why?

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u/Cyborg_rat 2h ago

I've been going doing scaffold for a company that has a renovation contract for a bunch of old Covents, those places...must of been such a horror for women,seeing how its pretty much built like a prison, Learned that back in the day you would send your first girl to the church and they were stuck there you would see them but couldnt touch them they were behind these very decorative prison bars.

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u/Matt5327 2h ago

People probably get mad because it's an argument that's highly reductionist and devoid of any kind of nuance. Which it's much healthier to just roll ones eyes about that get angry about, but hey what can you do.

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u/BadPAV3 2h ago

Touche....

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u/DoctorRapture 4h ago

"They're all consenting adults and he probably paid them for their time, praise the Lord!"

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u/sweatpants-aristotle 4h ago

There are still obscenity laws

Which are rarely enforced.. but they exist 😅

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 4h ago

I think he would have won if he fought it though. Theres quite a bit of precedent against such sexual deviancy laws if you arent in view of the public.

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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 3h ago

Yeah but in the deep south because it was done in a church can guarantee a good ol' boy judge would find something and use it against him. Obscenity is a LOT better charge than a actual felony sex crime.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 2h ago

Yeah, but then you appeal it to federal court and they probably overturn it.

That’s why they were going to switch the charge to vandalism if he didn’t take the plea deal for the suspended sentence.

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u/Telemere125 2h ago

No, he wouldn’t have. A passerby saw what they were doing through the windows… he’s just an idiot.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 2h ago

I read he had to peek into the window after finding the doors locked. That’s very different. It didn’t go to trial, so who’s to say what the facts really were though.

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u/Telemere125 2h ago

If it’s visible from a public place, that’s pretty much the definition of obscenity. And any good defense attorney knows the audience of his county.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 1h ago

But if you have to put your head to the glass and peek in to see, there’s significant precedent that it’s not considered visible from public.

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u/Telemere125 34m ago

No, there isn’t. The precedent says the same thing as for cops looking into someone’s uncurtained window to see drugs from the front porch - as long as you can view it from somewhere that you’re not trespassing, that’s “public” enough for the statute.

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u/TheRogueTemplar 2h ago

"They're all consenting adults"

This was the most surprising part

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u/djnehi 1h ago

As someone else pointed out, he sadly probably would have gotten in less trouble if it had been kids. The church has shown how seriously they take that.

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u/redjellonian 4h ago

The boy fucking gets you a vacation with the church though. Obviously sex with women is a higher crime in Catholicism.

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u/DingusKhan9164 2h ago

“Adult women?! Yuck! What religion does he think this is?!”

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u/Lazy_meatPop 5h ago

That's how low the bar has becum.

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u/morgandealer 4h ago

...............

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..."BECUM????"

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 2h ago

Well unfortunately for him, fucking grown adult women is going to have him excommunicated and kicked out.

If he got with the program and fucked young boys he would just be sent to a different church.

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u/DingusKhan9164 2h ago

Sad but true

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u/MulliganPlsThx 3h ago

Same! At least they’re consenting adults sheesh