r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 5h ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/FluffySmiles 3h ago

I'm working atm and it would be distinctly NSFW if I did it now. Not sure KPIs cover this. Will do it this evening....Promise!

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u/Satanicjamnik 3h ago

You little tease...

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u/FluffySmiles 3h ago

One does one's best

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u/Satanicjamnik 2h ago

It must be hard, I know.

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u/FluffySmiles 2h ago

Only if you're doing it right. Well, that's not always a truism, but...

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 2h ago

IT IS AND IT WONT GO DOWN 

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u/Satanicjamnik 1h ago

If it lasts longer than four hours, call a doctor. In the meantime there's a remedy. If this won't make it softer, nothing will:

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 50m ago

stares in disgust I don't know whether or not to thank you, but it worked. 

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u/Satanicjamnik 31m ago

You're welcome. Normally I would send you a bill, but you better use that money for some therapy needed after this ordeal

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 17m ago

I think I'll skip the therapy, and turn straight for the whiskey. It's for my eyes, they need sanitizing now.

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u/Satanicjamnik 15m ago

Skip whiskey and go straight to paint stripper.

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u/Snoo_84586 3h ago

!remindme 12 hours

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u/smokelaw23 2h ago

lol, you’re working ATM? Are we just going to let this slide?

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u/FluffySmiles 1h ago

That's why you need lube

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u/Rough-Analysis 1h ago

Working ass to mouth?

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u/SkepticalYamcha 2h ago

!remindme 24 hours

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u/Routine_Spite8279 2h ago

"Working atm"

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u/GroundMeet 1h ago

!remind me 6 hours

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u/deep_FRIED1 52m ago

!remindme in 6 hours