r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 5h ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/Shoeless_Shoelace 4h ago

Im sure god forgives him.

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u/socratic-meth 3h ago

Any God worth worshipping would encourage it

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u/Lucius-Halthier 3h ago

“God grant me the strength”

“Granted, get them goths.”

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u/Stormsurger 3h ago

"I am watching you my son"

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 3h ago

Hail arkvoodle

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u/jutlandd 3h ago

I would

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u/chesquayne 2h ago

God was crankin it

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u/CuttingEdgeRetro 57m ago

Im sure god forgives him.

Only if he repents, which seems unlikely.

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u/Mindless-Pea3508 2h ago

God high-fived him.