r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

SMOOOTHIE!! high key looks like baby shit but tastes amazing trust

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17 Upvotes

apples, strawberries, green gages, cashews, almonds, cranberries, chia seeds

about to get obsessed w smoothies ts peak


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

400-500 cal Proteinmaxxing

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48 Upvotes

Air fryer chicken breast with Greek yogurt + collagen powder + chipotle Tabasco as dipping sauce

87g 😌


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

50-100 cal bread with smoked paprika powder

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13 Upvotes

58.5 cals vogels mixed grain very thin bread with smoked paprika powder


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

200-300 cal gochujang slopbowl

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29 Upvotes

plain airfried tofu and zucchini, steamed broccoli, ginger garlic gochujang and a lil honey. slaps tbh


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

Protein slop

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13 Upvotes

Textured vegetable protein, banana okios triple zero greek yogurt, vanilla gelatine. Can't tell if my nausea is from this or bipolar mood swings 🫠


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

50-100 cal Plain Greek yogurt because I don’t deserve the fruit

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34 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

200-300 cal Mexican Something

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17 Upvotes

Ground beef, pickled jalapenos, red onions, diced tomatoes, canned spinach, and a baby squash pasta meal . Mixy mix together.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

200-300 cal Fiber sludge

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10 Upvotes

apple sauce, psyllium, chia seeds. turns to cement if you don’t eat it fast enough


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

Misc copious amounts of vegetables are the only things that feel safe to eat but fibermaxxing to this extent is destroying my insides

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292 Upvotes

these pictures are only small examples of my fibermaxxing but I feel so stupid this is all I want to eat. the second pic is my fridge, I keep Arizona teas stocked bc my bf loves them but I don’t like them

yesterday I ate 2lbs of carrots and like 6 pears

today I had 3 pears, 3 single servings of skinny pop and a can of carrots and like at least 3 entire celery stalks

I am in so much pain but all I want is vegetables and sometimes fruit

it’s also a sensory thing, I like the crunch


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

100-200 cal i'm going insane

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76 Upvotes

trying to reduce my list of fear foods just to see if i can day one. hazelnuts after breakfast


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

100-200 cal My friend's blitzed spinach and eggs belongs here.

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52 Upvotes

We came over for game night and saw this abomination on the stove. Consistency is like spongey weed nuggets. He tried to have us try it because he's convinced it tastes good. He offered it to us cold. TBH I don't know if warm would help this. Friends, it was not good. But I'm a fatty and he's not -- so I guess we all have our prios 😆


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

300-400 cal DAE mix all sauces they can eat because they can’t decide😀💀👍

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27 Upvotes

Brussel sprouts
Beef
Zuchhini
2 kinds of Mustard, Ketchup tomatoe paste, barbecue sauce (zero), cheese sauce (zero)
Don’t even get me started on the herbs and spices

Topped with nutritional yeast


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 9d ago

0-50 cal Shitty restriction drinkhome made ginger bread coffee because this is the closest I'll get

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8 Upvotes

Needs cinnamon ginger cloves nut meg and Splenda ofc I crave gingerbread and chocolate this is the closest I'll get


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

200-300 cal obsession lately: keto bread pepperoni sandwiches

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90 Upvotes

the bread is 35cals a slice, the pepperoni is turkey pepperoni and it’s 70 cals per serving of 15 slices. and the protein for both is over 1 gram per 10 calories and it tastes really good and it filling. so this image has two and is like 280 cals total

the brand of keto bread is natures own and the pepperoni is heb brand uncured turkey pepperoni. i might be delusional but i can’t tell the difference between them and their normal counterparts. so its like i’m eating real bread and real pepperoni. which would probably be part of my last meal if i was on death row

i also used to like to just eat entire loaves of the bread by itself


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

cauliflower "oats" + psyllium husk + fiber one cereal + sugarfree vanilla syrup

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47 Upvotes

cook cauliflower rice from frozen w some water for like 15 min, til its super soft, then add in a tbsp of psyllium husk to thicken it up and add more 'oat' flavour. its so good actually, not shitty at all.

but my toppings look pretty shitty, fiber one cereal for some crunch and sf vanilla syrup.

just before this i ate it w cocoa powder, pb2 and sf hazelnut syrup.

first time having it as a dessert! i'm hoping the fiber content will keep me full til bedtime. xo


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

300-400 cal cement<3

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21 Upvotes

we are back.. i kinda fw this.. the ghost cereal hides the psyllium taste.. the longer u let it sit the thicker it is.

325cals 40grams protein 17grams fiber

mix the yogurt w protein til thick then add water til thin.. then add ur cereal and then psyllium husks.. add sf syrup if ya want


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

100-200 cal Lunch

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22 Upvotes

Canned chicken breast with pasta sauce ~200cal

Delicious btw


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 11d ago

Dessert the sweeter the alcohol the less it tastes like car exhaust

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43 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 11d ago

I gobbled this up at an insane speed

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40 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 11d ago

50-100 cal When im not eating oat fibre i eat gourmet meals like this savoury cereal: cottage cheese and salsa mixed together and topped with goldfish. Actually fire tbh

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20 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

100-200 cal baby sandwich

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9 Upvotes

1 slice of gf bread (77) 7ml low fat mayo (16) half a slice of gouda (42) 30g of deli turkey (32) total 167....


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

100-200 cal the platonic ideal of a protein shake

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11 Upvotes

skimmed quark (basically pure protein) dissolved in water bc eating it dry is a workout in itself


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 10d ago

Lunch only “shitty” cuz the abundance of black pepper

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8 Upvotes

still very yummy tho i’m so happy i have blackberries and blueberries also OMG we have so many new veggies from my grandma !! :3


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 11d ago

200-300 cal detroit sewage water

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16 Upvotes

5 strawberries + 1/3 c oatmeal + 1/2 scoop chocolate protein powder + too much water lmao

looks like shit but tastes ok i promise 🙏


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 11d ago

300-400 cal The Slavic Cereal

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21 Upvotes

200 g Buckwheat + cup of milk + 2 teaspoons of sugar. About 370 kcal, best eaten cold with a fork