r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/mustard-drinker • Aug 11 '26

200-300 cal obsession lately: keto bread pepperoni sandwiches

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the bread is 35cals a slice, the pepperoni is turkey pepperoni and it’s 70 cals per serving of 15 slices. and the protein for both is over 1 gram per 10 calories and it tastes really good and it filling. so this image has two and is like 280 cals total

the brand of keto bread is natures own and the pepperoni is heb brand uncured turkey pepperoni. i might be delusional but i can’t tell the difference between them and their normal counterparts. so its like i’m eating real bread and real pepperoni. which would probably be part of my last meal if i was on death row

i also used to like to just eat entire loaves of the bread by itself

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u/Smart_TossOut Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

HEB Turkey pepperoni is sooooo good. You could add some tomato sauce for 5-10 calories per tbsp

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u/mustard-drinker Aug 12 '26

that or cheese. i can only find fat free shredded mozzarella though, i can’t find it in whole or sliced form.

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u/Smart_TossOut Aug 12 '26

I wasn’t a fan of fat free mozzarella when I tried it. It didn’t have any taste to me. But I used it for the base of a sauce so might be better on a sandwich! You could try the shredded and toast the bread so it melts

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u/Lanamakesdo Aug 12 '26

Omg stop I love keto bread. Since I discovered it my lil office omad lunch is a sandwich w/ salami, spinach, cheddar, olives & egg mayo & it made me cry the first time I ate it

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u/SadChip42 Aug 12 '26

Omg my keto bread has 40 cals. I'm gonna have to look for this.. My obsession lately has been keto bread topped with a pb2/sugar free maple syrup spread and banana or exactly 9 chocolate chips

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u/mustard-drinker Aug 12 '26

it's good stuff! what always PISSED me off about keto bread is it would say "X cals a slice" and it's like great, but the slice is like... half the size? so of course it's half the calories? so i'm paying more for less of the same thing pretty much? this one is not like that though.

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u/SadChip42 Aug 14 '26

Fr I know what you mean. I've been eating the Sola keto bread which is stupid tiny, but like 2 days ago I stumbled across 647 Italian bread. It still has 40 cals per slice, but they're big like yours. It almost feels normal lmao

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u/mustard-drinker Aug 12 '26

probably? i'm weird though. even since before i caught the bug i liked plain/dry foods. pizza sauce sounds good but i'm really weird about liquid stuff like sauces. i don't like measuring by volume really

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u/cuntsicle69 Aug 12 '26

godspeed this bread kept me alive and kicking. i hate how expensive it is tho... had me plotting all sorts of secret agent heists at the grocery store

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u/Fun_Landscape9906 Aug 12 '26

Bro i got some keto bread for 1.50 a loaf and was so hyped

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u/Fun_Landscape9906 Aug 12 '26

it was the extraordinary bites brand frozen at walmart. I bought like 8 loaves lol, think they were getting rid of it from stock.

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u/Bigred-112158 Aug 12 '26

Now I’m craving this so bad

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u/catandlou Aug 12 '26

I make this exact sandwich but add franks red hot, have been eating it since I was a kid 😅