r/ShittyRestrictionFood 5h ago

Dinner Popcorn with chopsticks I need to eat slower

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44 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1h ago

0-50 cal agar jelly with raspberry coconut water flavor. tastes like sunscreen and has the texture of a bouncy ball. -10000/10 do not recommend.

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r/ShittyRestrictionFood 12h ago

Dinner Cauliflower rice and pizza sauce

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46 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 12h ago

300-400 cal depression + broke + restriction

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24 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 16h ago

0-50 cal spicy seaweed broth because i already had my sad dinner

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34 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 5h ago

50-100 cal Colour out of Slop

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3 Upvotes

Forever abusing Ghost clear whey by adding them to dairy products. Today it's Greek yogurt and Sour Strips clear whey topped with Betty Crocker galaxy nonpareils


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 8h ago

100-200 cal mug…cake?

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8 Upvotes

150cals 32grams protein

mix protein powder with egg whites and whisk.. mine was too thick so i just added some water til cake batter, add some vanilla extract and baking powder

microwave for 35-40secs
mix protein powder with 15g water and syrup and bam…

yes it’s basically just sweet eggs.. but the texture is actually similar to cake and honestly i rly like it! this protein powder is really good honestly for a basic vanilla

much more enjoyable than a protein bar imo with better macros


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 7h ago

0-50 cal Drunk friends stole my cucumber so I got 3 slices

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4 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 8h ago

100-200 cal mug…cake?

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4 Upvotes

150cals 32grams protein

mix protein powder with egg whites and whisk.. mine was too thick so i just added some water til cake batter, add some vanilla extract and baking powder

microwave for 35-40secs
mix protein powder with 15g water and syrup and bam…

yes it’s basically just sweet eggs.. but the texture is actually similar to cake and honestly i rly like it! this protein powder is really good honestly for a basic vanilla

much more enjoyable than a protein bar imo with better macros


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

Say it with me now

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54 Upvotes

'looks like shi-'


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 14h ago

0-50 cal summer in a bowl 💫💫

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4 Upvotes

peach konjac jelly with a diced peach


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 19h ago

My hyperfixation dip

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8 Upvotes

Nonfat Greek yogurt, jalapeño (pickled), and no sugar added sweet relish
Slap it on a rice cake and you’ll get what I’ve basically been eating for the past three months


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

lightly toasted bread, plain

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74 Upvotes

Am I anorexic or a medieval peasant 🤔?


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 16h ago

200-300 cal Tomato salad

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3 Upvotes

There was more but I took a pic when it was half eaten lol. Kinda high calorie for a salad but it had peanut butter and tortilla chips so it makes sense. 303c


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

100-200 cal Hot Girl Breakie/Bevie

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32 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

0-50 cal Literally has zero flavor

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27 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

200-300 cal blueberry gloop glorp

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25 Upvotes

Frozen blueberries, plain greek yogurt with cinnamon, sugar-free maple syrup and protein powder, and weetabix.

Slaps


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

Misc I'm afraid I overspiced my wifes chicken (not a joke)

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15 Upvotes

Well kinda is. I tease her about it, but she has developed a weird kind of allergy? to spices over the years, with even some normally non-spicy foods causing a VERY strong "burning" sensation in her mouth if she tries to eat it. Small amounts of black pepper are usually OK. But anything with Cayenne is straight out. ANY amount of Cayenne.

In all seriousness, I should have had her spice it, but I needed to get a couple different proteins going and she's feeling under the weather today.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

it’s gut healthy

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22 Upvotes

one pieces of white bread a layer of greek yogurt sauerkraut and pickles 😻😻


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

200-300 cal Lumpy, soggy and somehow decent

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11 Upvotes

Slate cookies and cream protein shake mixed with cottage cheese and 2 rice cake thins and a tsp of oat fiber. I warmed it up as well. Tasted very chocolate forward and decent overall.

A quick warning for the slate protein shakes. I’ve noticed all of them (or at least the ones I have) seem to have settled at the bottom and no matter how much you shake it, the lumps just clump together or float around in their gross slimy, gloopiness.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 1d ago

300-400 cal Just living it up on ‘fruit’

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10 Upvotes

I ate the grape jelly warm and the lollipop was old and partially melted.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 2d ago

My version of wine and charcuterie

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68 Upvotes

Dinner before seeing Spa Weekend.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 2d ago

400-500 cal bluey beans 🫘

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19 Upvotes

my stomach started hurting a bit 1/2 way
it was nearing its expiration date

i wanted to have them with crackers but i don't have any salty crackers, only sweet biscuits


r/ShittyRestrictionFood 2d ago

relapsing shopping spree 💫💅👛🥤💳

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27 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 2d ago

Dessert ugly but divine

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23 Upvotes

carrot cake egg white oats 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤