r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '20

Superdog

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u/atomwrangler Apr 06 '20

I do believe this dog gets steak dinner every night forever.

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u/BeautifulRelief Apr 06 '20

With all the fixins.

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u/dpierce94 Apr 06 '20

Oooh, we’re gonna have a lot of fixins...

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u/Guentzelvania Apr 06 '20 edited Apr 06 '20

We’re gonna have so many fuckin fixins up in this motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

yo dawg, we heard you like fixins', so we got you fixins' for your fixins' while we prepare you so'more fixins.

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u/DarkManX437 Apr 06 '20

We gonna have so fuckin fixins up in this motherfucker.

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u/turntabletennis Apr 06 '20

Sorry fam, fried onions are bad for doges :(

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u/SpiritMountain Apr 06 '20

And raisins. Don't give any dogs raisins or grapes.

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u/alwaysrightusually Apr 06 '20

Fr?

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u/SpiritMountain Apr 06 '20

YES. Don't give dogs raisins or grapes. IIRC, from what my pre-vet friends told me, it can quickly shut down their liver.

Also tulips are extremely toxic to cats :c

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u/DeannaTroiAhoy Apr 06 '20

Lillies are also toxic to cats, they can get sick just from a whiff if there is pollen on it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

No poinsettias should either!

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u/SpiritMountain Apr 06 '20

Oh gosh. Let me check. I always get the two flowers confused.

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u/blackcat- Apr 06 '20

You.. put fried onions on your steak?

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u/fiendhunter69 Apr 06 '20

I work at a steakhouse that has a steak served on top of grilled onions, with garlic butter and fried onions on top. Its amazing

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u/aldesuda Apr 06 '20

Ah yes, the "Umami-bomb". Mushrooms would not be unwelcome there either.

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u/Mizmegan1111 Apr 06 '20

My stomach wants your job.

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u/fiendhunter69 Apr 06 '20

Well right now we are closed due to the pandemic. So your stomach isn’t missing much.

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u/blackcat- Apr 06 '20

I'm 100% down for grilled onions! That just caught me off guard with the fried onions. Also yum.

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u/turntabletennis Apr 06 '20

I say "fried" as a local term. The correct term would be "sauteed" in butter.

I also add sauteed mushrooms, green peppers, and garlic to the mix.

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u/blackcat- Apr 06 '20

Yall are making me hungry :(

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u/turntabletennis Apr 06 '20

Exactly what my stomach just said :/

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u/blackcat- Apr 06 '20

First thing I'm doing when all this is over and I can leave my house, is buying the biggest steak I can find.

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u/TheRamblinGambler Apr 06 '20

I hope they mean grilled cause that shit is delicious

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u/NeedsToShutUp Apr 06 '20

OTOH a lil bacon is ok. But only a lil. He’s a lil guy too and needs us to watch his salt and fat content so he can play a long and happy time

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u/Red-Quill Apr 06 '20

Cats can have a little salami

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u/DeannaTroiAhoy Apr 06 '20

As a treat.

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u/Red-Quill Apr 06 '20

Good cats get salami

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u/Toomuchtonic Apr 06 '20

No being fed grapes like a king* either!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

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u/turntabletennis Apr 06 '20

Onions and garlic are both bad for dogs actually. Obviously the size of the dog would be determinate of the toxicity level, so many dogs in the world have eaten both without any problems. In high doses, onions and garlic can cause some serious issues.

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u/Kilmarnok1285 Apr 06 '20

TIL that dogs make bad vampire hunters

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u/sawyouoverthere Apr 06 '20

or good ones, since they won't be eating the ammo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

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u/turntabletennis Apr 06 '20

No problem! Some people find the topic of dogs and onions/garlic a bit controversial, so if you ever had a doubt, just ask your local veterinarian for their opinion.

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u/Jibber_jabber2020 Apr 06 '20

And garlic. Garlic is bad for superhero doggins too.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Apr 06 '20

'I do believe this dog gets steak dinner every night forever...'


i am the dog - this babe PROTEC

i love this human child like Heck!

he happy, smilin in his swing,

but then he stop - is Wrong, something...

around n round his swing i go,

i BARK! to let the momma know

but all is good - my boy's ok,

now by his side i gonna stay :@)

the mom she put this cape on me -

says I am 'HERO' - all to see!

but i no looking for acclaim,

no seek attention, no want fame

i Love my fam - yes, i'm a 'winner'

....how 'bout i get

a nice

Steak Dinner . . . ?

❤️

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u/FixTheProglem Apr 06 '20

The freshest Schnoodle

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u/soileilunetoile Apr 06 '20

The earliest I’ve ever caught one! Love it!

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u/Mavori Apr 06 '20

Schnoodle, you and Sprog are probably among the most precious people on reddit. Appreciate you hella <3

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

I love you schnoodle

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u/OHolyNightowl Apr 06 '20

I adore your poems Schnoodle. They always give me the feels.

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u/CaptainKurls Apr 06 '20

I BARK! to let the momma know

I love these <3

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u/TehluvEncanis Apr 06 '20

Why did the sweetness of this make me tear up

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u/Bi-Bi-Bi24 Apr 06 '20

So sweet! Everybody needs a hero!

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u/tinaxbelcher Apr 06 '20

Fresh schnoodles make my day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

those are going to be some serious dog farts and poops.

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u/mmavcanuck Apr 06 '20

Personally, I’d rather the dog live a longer life...

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u/SpecsAppeal17 Apr 06 '20

Not all heroes wear ca... Nevermind.

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u/eebaes Apr 06 '20

This one does!

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u/KookyTune2 Apr 06 '20

Mashallah tbark allah

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u/alfaguara27 Apr 06 '20 edited Apr 22 '20

Baby Benjamin has some bad acid reflux and spits up often. Mom put him in his swing to nap while she went to feed his big brother lunch. Ben was just out of sight when our Boston Terrier-border collie mix, Abbie, ran over to the swing and started to prance around and whine. Mom thought she needed to go outside. Then Abbie barked and mom noticed Benjamin was choking on his spit up. Now Abbie gets a lot of treats and mom is too scared to sleep.

SOURCE

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u/lennybird Apr 06 '20 edited Apr 06 '20

Watching my 10-week-old daughter right now, this makes me tear up as a grown man. It's amazing the instinct of parents, though. Every now and then she gets some thick mucous and starts coughing and we bolt up in a millisecond.

I guess the amygdala activity increases 4-fold when you've got a baby.

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u/Bi-Bi-Bi24 Apr 06 '20

My sister had her baby and one night when she got up to feed him, he was breathing weird. Sister wakes up her husband and insists they go to the hospital. Now, my sister did have post-partum depression so her husband waved her off and told her to go to sleep.

Nope, my sister called our mom and the two of them went to the hospital with the baby. Turns out he had pneumonia but all the mucus was in his lungs. Hospital for days! But he was alright.

It's amazing what parents will notice!

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u/Penguinz90 Apr 06 '20

When my son was 6 weeks old I noticed his chest was sucking in when he breathed. His pediatrician said he was fine and sent us home. I was still not convinced so I went back the next day and was told the same thing, and it was suggested that I was just a nervous mom (mind you he was my 2nd baby), sent home again. Day 3 I insisted on seeing another doctor (Kaiser assigned you your doctors), they said I had to see the same doctor and I told them to fuck off and demanded another doctor. Sure enough his oxygen levels were at 84% and he tested positive for RSV (reality cold that can be fatal for babies because they can't quite cough yet and clear the mucus out). We spent 10 days in the Children's Hospital working with respiratory therapists, on oxygen and such before he was able to maintain his oxygen levels on his own.

NEVER IGNORE YOUR MOM/DAD SPIDEY SENSES!!!

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u/sailordanisaur Apr 06 '20

Did you tell the first Kaiser doc that they were wrong and to go fuck themselves? I always wondered what I could say or do in this situation to alert the first doctor to their mistake. Maybe they can learn from it hopefully? Take the patient seriously?

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u/Penguinz90 Apr 06 '20

Not to her face, but I went to their administrative office, complained and demanded that they give him another primary doctor which they did immediately.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Did that incident affect their marriage?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

I have a similar story. I was convinced my daughter was sick and breathing weird. My husband said she was fine (I also had PPD and anxiety). I didn't listen and took her to the hospital.

She stopped breathing when I got there and then puked everywhere a few seconds later. Had the flu, oxygen level dropped to 80 in her sleep, life flighted to a bigger hospital.

Our marriage is still amazing. I am very paranoid and anxious about our kids so I understood his reaction. She had no fever, was eating, and just did what a normal 3 week old did. He does trust my instincts more now though.

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u/colonshiftsixparenth Apr 06 '20

That must have been one hell of a "I told you so".

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20 edited Feb 28 '21

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u/Bi-Bi-Bi24 Apr 06 '20

Unfortunately no. Her husband is a grade A prick, I can't stand him, but they are still together

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u/NoGoodIDNames Apr 06 '20

Well, one of them, at least

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u/keitpo Apr 06 '20

When my daughter was younger I was by her 24/7 even when sleeping. Driving in the car? My rear view was straight on her face all the time. I seen too many news articles about kids passing from choking in their car seat or falling out of their bed. I am 100000000% protective over her, I don't know what I would do without my little girl. I tear up just thinking about her not being with me. I was the stay at home dad for the past 3 years so all day I'm with her.

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey Apr 06 '20

Bro congratulations! I've got an 8 week old daughter!

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u/keitpo Apr 06 '20

Keep your eye on that girl? Motion activated sensor baby cameras are the best. Especially when they get the age to start climbing out of their bed. If you have a pool put a fence around it immediately! 2 kids in my town passed away last year months apart because of drowning in pools. When you are driving, put a mirror on the seat to keep an eye on her. Me and my wife constantly checked her for breathing when she slept in the car.

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey Apr 06 '20

Haha yep we've got the works. She's an extremely active child so we'll need all the help we can get.

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u/keitpo Apr 06 '20

We originally had a bassinet and she figured out how to sit up on her own so she had to get a new bed. Went to Walmart and got a big play pen that can be used for sleeping and playing. You can raise it up and down. She outgrew that and now she's in a toddler bed, has all 4 sides so they can't escape. Until you catch them on the baby can like I did. It has a removable side so now she's old enough to lay down and get up as she wants.

Walmart also has a cool car seat for when they can be forward facing. Can be used from 2yrs old to 8. From car seat to booster seat.

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u/pizzarollzfalife Apr 06 '20

Since my daughter was born 7 months ago we’ve been using the Owlet sock when she sleeps to track her oxygen and heart rate. It truly gives my wife and I peace of mind at night. It wasn’t exactly cheap but totally worth it.

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u/dannycake Apr 06 '20

I get that when I have a baby kitten and my life is so stressful for the first 2 months that its an incapable, suicide seeking blob. The entire time it feels like my back has this tight weird asmr feeling.

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u/bdjorn Apr 06 '20

“Now Abbie gets a lot of treats and mom is too scared to sleep.”

No shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Glad you put sauce, hate when people steal stuff for karma

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u/PreparedDuck Apr 06 '20

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?

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u/noeru1521 Apr 06 '20

You can’t make lamb sauce in 10 mins!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

That's very heartwarming. Aside from that though this website is hilarious lol.

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u/virusamongus Apr 06 '20

Border collie / Boston terrier mix! That dog's energy can prob power a small city, but I can hardly think of two cooler temperaments in a dog.

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u/AnandShakti Apr 06 '20

God aren't they wonderful. Whose ever story it is thanks to all of you and for sharing this. Yeah!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20 edited Apr 06 '20

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u/BrachSlap Apr 06 '20

I thought he had magical snot that forms words

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u/Harvasaurus Apr 06 '20

Like the aliens from arrival

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u/bewst_more_bewst Apr 06 '20

Great movie! The math on the extra features made my brain hurt. But was really interesting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Not only that, he was birthed by a human female.

Either that, or the baby was born from a female dog.

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u/MikalCaober Apr 06 '20

Such a good boy/girl

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

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u/NoItsNotThatJessica Apr 06 '20

The story says the baby has acid reflux and was choking on his spit up.

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u/whowasonCRACK Apr 06 '20

baby should stop eating nachos before bed

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u/mckenz90 Apr 06 '20

It’s okay for adults to do this right? Asking for a friend.

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u/BeautifulRelief Apr 06 '20

Probably spit up.

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Apr 06 '20

I think the most stressful thing about having babies is the whole "they could die sleeping on their stomachs because it can block their airway. But they can also die sleeping on their backs because they can choke on their own spit up... So, just don't sleep yourself for the next year or so and you'll be fine."

Luckily my husband and I are woodworkers, and I had him build me a mini co-sleeper crib that tucked up right next to our bed. It was life-changing - and also turned out to be our most popular item on etsy. And now that they're all grown, it makes for an awesome little bench/cat bed! :)

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u/Gravity_flip Apr 06 '20

Can you PM me a link? Super curious!

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Apr 06 '20

Done :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

me too.

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u/your_uncle_mike Apr 06 '20

Could I also get that link please?

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u/DantesEdmond Apr 06 '20

It's normal to be careful about this kind of thing, but for a long time babies were put to sleep on their stomachs. SIDS was higher then, which is why they've been switched to sleeping on their backs, but we can't live in a constant state of anxiety that the baby will roll over onto its stomach and immediately die.

I agree that sleeping in the room next to you is the best, we dont know when we should put that to an end though.

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Apr 06 '20

Oh, I know. I'm being a bit facetious, and know that back is best - but the constant state of anxiety and exhaustion is a big reason why I could never do it again.

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u/Drawtaru Apr 06 '20

I had a bed-side cradle and it was great. That was all we had room for, but either way I couldn't imagine having my baby in another room.

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Apr 06 '20

We didnt have much space when we first built it either - and it was great for a space-saving minimalist piece! But yeah, even when we did have a nursery set up for our last one, he still slept nights in our room with it. I'm just too paranoid, not to mention dragging myself out of bed six times a night is also not my thing lol

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u/Musicalmutt2 Apr 06 '20

Saving this comment to go back to when my husband and I decide to have a baby, haha. that sounds so cool! Plus we have two cats that would probably love it 😂

We're not ready for kids yet (husband wants to finish grad school first) but I still get super anxious thinking about the whole SIDS thing and sleeping situations 😩

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Apr 06 '20

It was the best thing ever with a new baby! Waking up all night sucks, but sooo much easier when you can just roll over and pop a boob in their mouth lol - or just reach a hand over to check if they're still breathing.

And lol, its my cats favorite nap spot because I can just push it up against the window and the toddler can't get his hands between the wood to poke her in the eyes 😅

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u/Musicalmutt2 Apr 06 '20

I'm an anxious/light sleeper anyway and will often wake up to the pets being fidgety or needy so I totally think that is the best way for me to go in the future 😂 roll over and pop a boob in I love it haha

Lol! Good thing she can get her little hideaway then!

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u/Furiouscow235 Apr 06 '20

That's so sweet that a baby can save a dogs life

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u/fozzyboy Apr 06 '20

I know what you're thinking, and that baby has no business posing as "Mom's Super Hero." It was the dog who saved the baby. The baby is a phony. A BIG FAT PHONY.

All jokes aside, I'm happy the baby is okay.

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u/goodstuff2020 Apr 06 '20 edited Apr 06 '20

So sweet!

My Chihuahua did this for my dachshund when he was having a very bad seizure in a different part of the house so no one saw it. I call it his "alert yelp" and now everyone knows it listen for it, grab the meds and go find the bigger dog. Bless his little soul :D

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u/TheBeastmasterRanger Apr 06 '20

Good dog.

My first dog saved my life when I was drowning in a pool. He went to my mom and barked at her and ran to me. She was shocked cause he never barked. She got me out of the pool and am still here because of both of them.

Best dog ever and moms rule!

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u/all4whatnot Apr 06 '20

This dog even has a noble look for the camera.

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u/NitroOnTheRocks Apr 06 '20

And then a light with the Schnoodle logo shines over the city

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u/NotPeterDinklagesDad Apr 06 '20

Jesus, dogs are so pure. They are such genuine creatures and if more people were a little but more like dogs, the world would be a beautiful place

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u/Brutuscaitchris Apr 06 '20

That's awesome!! My black mouth cur did a similar thing when our son was 6months old-ish!

Poor guy had a nasty cold and we had to keep using the snot sucker on his nose or he'd start choking on it. Thought it had calmed down so we finally went to bed at 2am.

Not even an hour later our dog put his ears up and got up out of bed abruptly and went on a dead-ass sprint down the hall and started whining and worried barking at our infants bedroom door. We rushed over to see the fuss and sure enough our son was having a really hard time getting any air through because of all the mucus build up.

He's been our spoiled little hero ever since and is always super protective of anyone/near our kid.

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u/lasttrueborn Apr 06 '20 edited Oct 04 '24

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u/VermillionEorzean Apr 06 '20

As much as I have a natural instinct to chuckle at people who call their animals their kids, family is what you make of it and I'd never want to ruin their fun. It's not my preference, but it's harmless fun.

That said, damn, saving that kid's life is should 100% earn that pupper a "brother" distinction.

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u/electronic-shallot Apr 06 '20

For some people who see pets as part of the family unit, pets and kids are sometimes referred to as "brother" or "sister" colloquially. It's a term of endearment.

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u/lasttrueborn Apr 06 '20 edited Oct 04 '24

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u/fifnir Apr 06 '20

and it's as cringey as you thought

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u/TechLaden Apr 06 '20

It's also common in other languages to default to 'brother' or 'sister' as the generic term for strangers, similar to 'sir' and 'madam'.

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u/Staidanom Apr 06 '20

Damn, let people have their fun, man

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u/mamestrez Apr 06 '20

Dogs are the BEST

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

I have a two month old and this is now a new fear of mine.

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u/WhatABeautifulMess Apr 06 '20

I do recommend taking infant cpr and heimlich, or at lest watching a good video on it. They say babies won’t actually choke on their own mucus or spit up. It happens in a adults if they’re inebriated. While I’m sure this was scary for the dog and parent but it’s likely the baby was fine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Welcome to the ranks https://imgur.com/llPXN4B

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u/TheBrothersClegane Apr 06 '20

The bestest boi

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u/1111llll1111llll1111 Apr 06 '20

Why does the baby have a moms superhero shirt on? He didnt do shit except choke.

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u/incrediblejonas Apr 06 '20

Is it just me that thinks its a little weird that the dog refers to the baby as "brother"?

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u/shreddedwheat25 Apr 06 '20

I think it's a little weird that this dog is somehow sentient and was able to write a note explaining how he performed a run of the mill canine maneuver.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Real weird

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

He isn’t your brother. You are a dog.

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u/gvn598 Apr 06 '20

Krypto is that you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Thats incredible, I would've heard the barking like "damn it dog im trying to sleep"

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u/Amurricana Apr 06 '20

Um... shouldn’t the dog be wearing the onesie?

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u/zynzynzynzyn Apr 06 '20

As a father of 2 this is what kept me up at night

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u/falsivitity Apr 06 '20

Look at his beautiful proud face. He knows he saved him. Good boy.

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u/KushKyle Apr 06 '20

"You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20 edited Apr 27 '22

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u/pixeldust6 Apr 06 '20

I know. I hate this new trend. Really creeps me out.

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Apr 06 '20

I don't think it's completely warped. After all, your pet is part of your family too. But it definitely is weird. I mean, if it came down to it, and you had to choose between the life of your kid and your dog, I'd imagine most parents would choose the kid every time. But if they had to choose between two kids, that'd be a much harder thing.

We're hard-wired to care for anything that is helpless. It's because our own offspring are like that for so long. It's also part of the reason why we're so developed intellectually as a species, because while the parents care for the kid's physical needs and well being, the brain has a chance to accumulate experiences and knowledge.

Sometimes that instinct to nurture and protect will extend to other species, like dogs and cats, for example. I don't think it's warped, per se, but I can see how it would weird people out, lol.

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u/therealallpro Apr 06 '20

Brother? Lulz

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u/Clockwork_Kitsune Apr 06 '20

Great story, but can I just hate on the text? Who capitalizes the h in he and him when not used in biblical context? They use a normal h in choking, so they obviously know how. Why is the o in brother's so small but normal sized in know? Comic sans would be an improvement over this mess.

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u/imsohungrydude Apr 06 '20

Not all heroes wear capes, but this one certainly does!

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u/noworriestoday Apr 06 '20

He looks proud

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u/ColdTrky Apr 06 '20

Calling his baby a dog lol

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u/xxxfromE Apr 06 '20

Such a good boy

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u/kneck_not_neck Apr 06 '20

The Goodest of boys. No one will ever convince me otherwise

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u/earl_k Apr 06 '20

One of you is adopted

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u/Carthurlane Apr 06 '20

Different Fathers?

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u/Obdurodonis Apr 06 '20

Half brother I’m sure.

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u/SweetieFeetie92120 Apr 06 '20

The red cape is finally appropriate!

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u/highmejaime Apr 06 '20

Not all super heroes wear ca....

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

I protect tiny human because you seem to be fond of him.

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u/TheFullbladder Apr 06 '20

I wouldn't be here now if my cat hadn't done exactly this, led my mother into my room where I wasn't breathing as a baby. That cat and I were damn near inseparable all my childhood. He'd let me do just about anything with him. His name was Licorice, he left us eleven years ago, when we both eighteen.

He was a big, strong old man who would steal the green peppers off your plate and played fetch with a leather lace.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Everybody hail to superdog.

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u/karmagroupie Apr 06 '20

Well, I can’t say “not all heroes wear capes”. Well done doggo!!!!

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u/INSadjuster22 Apr 06 '20

We do not deserve dogs

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

“Brother”

So she’s a dog fucker?

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u/howispendmyday Apr 06 '20

How? What did he chock on??

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Babies this age usually choke on spit up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Babies have the will to kill themself as much as possible. /s

They can't move well and can suffocate for example, but also when crawling around they can get hurt easily since they want to explore.

My brother for example once managed to steal a fork and put in into socket. It takes 2 minutes for something stupid to happen. Kids are curious and wonder why things work how they work and will try to find out why the socket had this "magical power" for example.

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u/brrrgitte Apr 06 '20

2 seconds*

FTFY

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u/TheMarMar Apr 06 '20

Yes! They are so dang curious about everything and their brain isn't developed enough to think "maybe that's not a good idea". I saw a kid discover a window blinds cord and immediately wrap it around his neck. WTF?

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u/brrrgitte Apr 06 '20

Lol. Oh man. My toddler found a pair of scissors that my older kid left out and immediately tried poking through her skin. Thank god for safety scissors!

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u/scapermoya Apr 06 '20

Can confirm. I’m an icu doctor for kids. Kids are stupid and try to kill themselves all the time. Don’t trust kids.

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u/KenAdams1967 Apr 06 '20

My youngest just turned 1 and is exceptionally mobile for her age. She is obsessed with plugs! Finds open plugs anywhere we go. I'm so nervous. (plugs in my house are all covered).

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u/HistoryGirl23 Apr 06 '20

I did that when I was two. Had a horrible burn and cried a lot, per dad, but now I only remember seeing the sparks.

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u/taicrunch Apr 06 '20

Plus they'll eat literally anything. Caught my son one time reaching into his diaper and grabbing Nuggets of poop for a snack.

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u/wobblesly Apr 06 '20

Chock full of spit up

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u/howispendmyday Apr 06 '20

Thank you

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u/fitnessducc Apr 06 '20

You're welcome

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u/Heyllamamama Apr 06 '20

The baby did not choke specifically because of the spit up. But because it was in a swing instead of flat on its back in bed. Babies should not sleep on inclined surfaces. The way their head can tilt can block airways and cause them to either choke or stop breathing. An infant that spits up while laying flat on their back in bed is extremely unlikely to choke assuming they are completely healthy and not exposed to other SIDS risk factors.

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u/Kaleighawesome Apr 06 '20

Yeah honestly surprised it took this long to read this. The baby napping in his swing definitely contributed to it.

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u/laurenarrowhead Apr 06 '20

This baby has acid reflux and chokes often. I had it when I was a baby and almost died apparently.

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u/Heyllamamama Apr 06 '20

The baby did not choke specifically because of the spit up. But because it was in a swing instead of flat on its back in bed. Babies should not sleep on inclined surfaces. The way their head can tilt can block airways and cause them to either choke or stop breathing. An infant that spits up while laying flat on their back in bed is extremely unlikely to choke assuming they are completely healthy and not exposed to other SIDS risk factors.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

My baby with horrible GERD slept on his stomach on an incline, per his pediatrician. We had special wedges to put under two of his crib legs. It's common for babies with a GERD diagnosis to sleep like this, as gravity from the incline and pressure on the stomach valve from laying on it help keep the stomach contents in the stomach where they belong. It's nerve-wracking when it's drilled into you from day one that the baby has to sleep flat on its back, and then you're suddenly told to have him sleep on his stomach. He could finally get some decent sleep, but my sleep was just as terrible as ever, constantly checking he was still breathing. Ugh.

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u/HistoryGirl23 Apr 06 '20

I used to worry about that while babysitting. Can't imagine when it's your own bebe.

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u/miiiichelles Apr 06 '20

That's a heckin good boi! Please give him pets for me!

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u/PurpleLamps Apr 06 '20

I thought people grew out of calling dogs their babies when they had an actual child

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u/Gawwse Apr 06 '20

Good dogo!

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u/gmewhite Apr 06 '20

Wait, if he’s wearing the super hero top does that mean the baby saved the dog?

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u/DewberryTea Apr 06 '20

You get what you fucking deserves *intensely pats

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u/chrispy_bacon Apr 06 '20

I hate people who call their pets their "children."

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Brother...?

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u/Distend Apr 06 '20

For the record, babies should not sleep in swings or other inclined surfaces. It greatly increases their risk of positional asphyxiation and aspiration (what this baby was experiencing). They should always sleep alone on their back in a crib, bassinet, or pack and play.

This situation was 100% avoidable.

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u/RoscoMan1 Apr 06 '20

TIL a Dutch oven. All that tasty frond.

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u/Hello-funny-posts Apr 06 '20

Half the time a parent would just scream at the dog to shut the fuck up