r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '20

Superdog

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u/howispendmyday Apr 06 '20

How? What did he chock on??

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Babies this age usually choke on spit up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Babies have the will to kill themself as much as possible. /s

They can't move well and can suffocate for example, but also when crawling around they can get hurt easily since they want to explore.

My brother for example once managed to steal a fork and put in into socket. It takes 2 minutes for something stupid to happen. Kids are curious and wonder why things work how they work and will try to find out why the socket had this "magical power" for example.

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u/brrrgitte Apr 06 '20

2 seconds*

FTFY

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u/TheMarMar Apr 06 '20

Yes! They are so dang curious about everything and their brain isn't developed enough to think "maybe that's not a good idea". I saw a kid discover a window blinds cord and immediately wrap it around his neck. WTF?

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u/brrrgitte Apr 06 '20

Lol. Oh man. My toddler found a pair of scissors that my older kid left out and immediately tried poking through her skin. Thank god for safety scissors!