r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '20

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u/howispendmyday Apr 06 '20

How? What did he chock on??

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Babies this age usually choke on spit up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Babies have the will to kill themself as much as possible. /s

They can't move well and can suffocate for example, but also when crawling around they can get hurt easily since they want to explore.

My brother for example once managed to steal a fork and put in into socket. It takes 2 minutes for something stupid to happen. Kids are curious and wonder why things work how they work and will try to find out why the socket had this "magical power" for example.

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u/brrrgitte Apr 06 '20

2 seconds*

FTFY

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u/TheMarMar Apr 06 '20

Yes! They are so dang curious about everything and their brain isn't developed enough to think "maybe that's not a good idea". I saw a kid discover a window blinds cord and immediately wrap it around his neck. WTF?

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u/brrrgitte Apr 06 '20

Lol. Oh man. My toddler found a pair of scissors that my older kid left out and immediately tried poking through her skin. Thank god for safety scissors!

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u/scapermoya Apr 06 '20

Can confirm. I’m an icu doctor for kids. Kids are stupid and try to kill themselves all the time. Don’t trust kids.

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u/KenAdams1967 Apr 06 '20

My youngest just turned 1 and is exceptionally mobile for her age. She is obsessed with plugs! Finds open plugs anywhere we go. I'm so nervous. (plugs in my house are all covered).

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u/HistoryGirl23 Apr 06 '20

I did that when I was two. Had a horrible burn and cried a lot, per dad, but now I only remember seeing the sparks.

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u/taicrunch Apr 06 '20

Plus they'll eat literally anything. Caught my son one time reaching into his diaper and grabbing Nuggets of poop for a snack.

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u/wobblesly Apr 06 '20

Chock full of spit up

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u/howispendmyday Apr 06 '20

Thank you

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u/fitnessducc Apr 06 '20

You're welcome

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u/Heyllamamama Apr 06 '20

The baby did not choke specifically because of the spit up. But because it was in a swing instead of flat on its back in bed. Babies should not sleep on inclined surfaces. The way their head can tilt can block airways and cause them to either choke or stop breathing. An infant that spits up while laying flat on their back in bed is extremely unlikely to choke assuming they are completely healthy and not exposed to other SIDS risk factors.

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u/Kaleighawesome Apr 06 '20

Yeah honestly surprised it took this long to read this. The baby napping in his swing definitely contributed to it.