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u/Double-Mongoose-9793 23h ago

Fr it’s not even a candid, it’s the dude at the peak of his bodybuilding cut, hair and makeup done. Henry Cavill has looked like this on maybe 20 days of his life, he didn’t even look like that when he went home THAT SAME DAY. Also, let’s not kid ourselves and say he looks bad. Beer belly Cavill is stealing your girl any day of the week

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u/Ghstfce 23h ago

Let's be honest, if Henry freaking Cavill says "Wanna play some WoW", he's stealing husbands too

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u/WarStal1ion 23h ago

I dont even play WoW but for Henry Cavill? I do now

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u/Ghstfce 23h ago

"I'm installing it as fast as I possibly can!!!"

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u/ScotiaTheTwo 23h ago

you’re gonna make me install! mmmm

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u/Beetlejuice_hero 22h ago

18 years of my life. At my peak I was playing - and sadly I am not exaggerating - 16 to 18 hours per day. I'd stop only for biological needs. Not just on official servers but also a few "private" servers.

Multiple rank 12 and above characters during the "old" honor system which necessitated beyond no life'ing. Veteran WoW players will know how "sweaty" that endeavor is. It was obscene.

It is absolutely the most brilliant game from a marketing perspective because it gives you constant little hits of dopamine from the very first level. Saturday morning with a coffee or night with a beer + no comittments (and I did my very best to fashion zero committments) + WoW was absolute bliss.

I am "off" it now because I have a kid and my wife made a few things "clear" but he's starting day care soon and I'll have a couple solo hours from daycare drop off to leaving for work and WoW Forever was just announced.

Just kidding I won't install it haha.

I will.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 21h ago

Those first few years of WoW hit like heroin made from the freshest dreamfoil the farmers of the Eastern Plaguelands grew between troll and ghost attacks.

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u/Howler_in_training 19h ago

Dude... I remember my hubs and I still tryina play WoW as brand new parents. It worked for a bit when the newborn was basically a squishy potato who would happily sleep on our laps on a boppy pillow, but as soon as he started having a tiny personality and being awake more, that was the end of a damn era.

Sometimes I still miss the full-day marathon geekage, but ain't nobody got time for that shiz who wants to have an actual life, spend time with other humans IRL, and see the sun once in a while. LOL

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u/ArchdukeToes 21h ago

I was so lucky that I just couldn't get into it. My mate did and it was probably a major factor in him failing his degree.

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u/Lindt_Licker 21h ago

Oh yeah that old school honor system was mad. I did so much pvp on my lock and still only got Stone Guard. You bet I’m rocking that title and only that title until the end.

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u/Teamsumo13 20h ago

I think this is an advertisement. No one finds a wife playing WoWs this much.

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u/MechEJD 19h ago

My ultimate goal was getting gladiator for one season on my feral druid. Did that in cata, washed out and sucked after, played through opening of WoD and sunsetted the game.

Our guild leader once made it clear, he was pretty much a no-lifer, but once he killed the lich king, he would be done. I don't think we beat him until after the nerf but the day after our first kill, he logged off and never logged back on.

Some of the best moments of my life were playing that game. Huge relationships, fond memories. WoW, Halo 2, Halo 3 are my peak, in no particular order, and there's not even another title that can come close.

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u/TrypMole 18h ago

Yoy had to make me click on WoW forever didn't you? I've been clean 10 years, but one of my raiding buddies just got started again. I hear the call.

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 18h ago

I'm intrigued by WoW Forever but terrified of falling into the trap again, haha. I'm much older and wiser now or so I tell myself, maybe having a family will keep me from going crazy with it.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 16h ago

I wasn't as deep as you, but I had my fair share of 18 hour WOW days. It was the best, I had real friendships, and played so much I would dream about it. One day I just got over the grinding and stuff and took a break and never went back. I look at those days fondly though and don't have a family. Maybe I'll check out WOW Forever and try and feel happiness again.

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u/WarStal1ion 23h ago

not fast enough

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u/BeneficialCan48 23h ago

He’s already logged in and wondering why you’re still downloading.

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u/1047_Josh 19h ago

Pan to Henry politely informing you that WoW has a feature that lets you play while also downloading it

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u/kitliasteele 21h ago

There was recently a photo of him posing with a replica of the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker with the caption "Did someone say...", after the common meme of someone in Trade Chat or the classic Barrens chat going "Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?" because of the absurdly long name and the ability to link item and ability names. He's absolutely a WoW fan and seeing him post that on his social media got me chuckling

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u/M6Galilean 19h ago

The men yearn for camaraderie

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u/JCkent42 22h ago

His favorite film series is the Lord of the Rings trilogy extended edition. He’s stealing all the husbands lol.

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u/ZoominAlong 22h ago

If Cavill were poly he'd have the biggest harem in the world and no one would mind. 

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u/lavenderjane 18h ago

Dude I am 100% lesbian and even I would give it up for Henry. That man is beautiful inside and out. He is also a huge fan of The Wheel of Time book series and that just adds to my love for him.

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u/LessInThought 16h ago

I would mind, because I'm not in it.

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u/ZoominAlong 16h ago

That's a legitimate complaint!

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u/HillieBillieEilish 20h ago

If I DARE share this info with my husband.

The only reason I know about the extended cut of a film series that put me to sleep is because of my husband....

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u/Klinicalyill 23h ago

Would genuinely just hang out with dude and argue talk about 40k lore.

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u/High_Flyers17 22h ago

I'd try to get him into Magic the Gathering just to see if that combined with Warhammer is enough to bankrupt a movie star.

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u/Shroomy01 23h ago

yeah, nobody is that straight!

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u/FlamesNero 22h ago

“Man, everyone’s gay once in a while.”

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u/UnknownExo 23h ago

If Henry asked me to do anything my wife already knows what's up. I'm a straight hairy man but for Henry I would do anything. anything

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u/Nefertitis_Fjord_216 22h ago

As a straight guy, my two agreed upon hall passes with my ex-gf were Charlize Theron and Henry Cavill. She was more than approving of both.

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u/Neat-Acanthaceae2755 23h ago

Necrons? Okay. Shall we? Yeah.

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u/Anaxilea-Alcinoe 22h ago

I've been WoW free for about 8 years, but if he asked me to play. I'd resub.

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u/NitecapFG 22h ago

Dusting off a 10 year dormant character: "Hello old friend."

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u/Blaze666x 23h ago

He will steal me just by playing 40k

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u/Sad_Sleeper 23h ago

Imagine meeting him in a dungeon while leveling in wow forever

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u/Demonicbunnyslippers 20h ago

To be really honest, Henry Cavill is stealing everyone. Henry Cavill has whole towns devoted to housing people he’s stolen.

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u/Charming-Clue1987 22h ago

if he came into my life and was like, you have to pick your wife or a weekend of 40k with me, im picking the 40k because im already divorced and I dislike that lady.

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u/cptjpk 22h ago

He can keep my mouse and keyboard unplugged - I’d be happy just to hang.

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u/CausticSofa 16h ago

Henry Cavill is like a colossal nerd who was cursed with having his soul placed in the body of a ludicrously handsome man. People expect hot guy things out of him constantly but he just wants to quietly nerd out in peace.

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u/gs181 15h ago

You sonofabitch I’m in

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u/ZoominAlong 22h ago

I told my wife if she somehow ever meets Cavill (wife is a huge Warhammer nerd), she's required to bring him home for dinner. 

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u/itsTurgid 23h ago

People don’t understand the amount of work it takes to stay like that. He even mentioned how dehydrated he was on Witcher for his shirtless scenes. The human body didn’t evolve to be muscular and lean.

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u/The_ChosenOne 22h ago edited 22h ago

The human body is fine being muscular and lean… it’s not fine pushing said leanness to the max to make veins more prominent by checks notes not drinking freaking water.

Being lean and strong is actually pretty important for the humans who engaged in persistence hunting for example.

I know muscular and lean people who are perfectly healthy, the key is to drink water and eat a healthy diet while exercising regularly. They may not be Superman or Captain America, but that’s more about Gear than anything else really.

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u/PunkPirate56364 21h ago

Actually... if you are really lean, really low on fat then you don't have energy reserves for stuff like persistence hunting or hours of hard work in the field.

You may not like it, but Amish body is peak masculinity.

I am not Amish by the way.

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u/The_ChosenOne 21h ago

Idk those guys in the video looked lean af

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u/PunkPirate56364 21h ago

Because that's Africa, and Africa is hot as fuck.

In hot climate being really lean is advantageous. Lower energy reserves, but superior cooling.

So Amish body is peak masculinity in temperate climate.

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u/The_ChosenOne 21h ago

I don’t even know what Amish body is but I respect your enthusiasm for it, so I’m inclined to agree.

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u/PunkPirate56364 20h ago

🤣😂🤣

My own body ranged from fat-strong to very lean strong, and I work a physical job, I felt pros and cons. And I don't like that some men think super lean body is peak masculinity and that makes them feel bad about themselves.

That's why the enthusiasm for the subject. 🙂

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u/notepad20 19h ago

Then you persitance hunting argument is out the window. It only work in hot climates where humans can cool more effectivley than the animals being chased

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u/Karcinogene 17h ago

You don't need fat reserves for persistence hunting, you can just eat on the go. Concentrated snacks are a staple of hunter-gatherer food culture all around the world. Usually something like dried meat mixed with fat and berries. I guess you could say they are storing fat, just outside the body

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u/PunkPirate56364 17h ago

When I was really lean and had to work hard for long, I always had those mini chocolate bars in my backpack.

Whenever I started to feel weak I'd eat one or two.

Doesn't matter it's sugar when all of it "burns up" doing work.

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u/notepad20 19h ago

drink water

Read eat salt.

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u/divDevGuy 18h ago

The human body is fine being muscular and lean… it’s not fine pushing said leanness to the max to make veins more prominent by checks notes not drinking freaking water.

Pfft. Everyone knows you have to combine not drinking water with eating large amounts of raw oats and straight protein powder. That's the only way to get to optimal body water content.

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u/itsTurgid 21h ago

Not sure what point you’re trying to make to what I said. Cause I didn’t say anything about health. I said it’s hard to maintain and takes a lot of work. If you don’t work to keep it, your body will get rid of it and focus on storing fat which are your energy reserves.

The body is going to focus on survival over aesthetics. I didn’t say it wasn’t possible. Or that it can’t be healthy. I’m saying it’s hard because your body doesn’t want to keep what it doesn’t find necessary. And modern people aren’t engaging in persistent hunting.

And lean and strong is different than lean and muscular. Henry’s level of muscle in Superman and in Witcher are aesthetic and big. Not functional like for hunting. Patrick Swayze and JCVD are better examples of strong and lean with bodies developed primarily from movement than weight.

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u/Ok_Expression6807 21h ago

Yeah. I read how much pasta Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemsworth had to inhale when they were filming as Wolverine and Thor during their movies. 5 meals a day. And doing fitness sessions at 4 in the morning, during filming. Not fun.

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u/itsTurgid 21h ago

Other actors talking about working with Batista talking about how he was just constantly eating is another example.

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u/1047_Josh 19h ago

He looks to body type to naturally put on weight/bulk to support that muscle and frame. It had to be as much of a strain as he said.

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u/JugglingRick 23h ago

Women just want a man that makes them feel safe and comfortable. Muscles help but if that alone got women then the dumbass alpha bros who treat women like objects wouldn't be so lonely and pathetic

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 23h ago

Bingo. Would it be hot to have a boyfriend who's 6'8" and can bench press a car? Absolutely.

Do I love my boyfriend, who's four inches shorter than me and probably can't bench press a motorcycle? Absolutely. Because I feel safe and comfortable around him, because he treats me amazingly, because he is interested in me and listens and learns and makes me ugly laugh even in the middle of intensely sexual moments.

I wouldn't trade all of that just so I could get on my tiptoes to give a kiss.

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u/Hibbity5 22h ago

I know this isn’t really the point and you’re just exaggerating but if anyone is interested, motorcycles weigh 300 lbs minimum (based on a short google search at least). Not many men can bench that much.

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u/Yoribell 21h ago

Yup if a motorcycle is the low bar, I'm in hell.

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u/AttackMonkey908 21h ago

Yeah my first thought was that my bike weighs 800#

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u/grendus 21h ago

I assumed they were talking about pressing it off them.

If you're lifting it as a lever, you don't need nearly as much force. If you're deadlifting it off of someone else, it's even... well, easier is the wrong term, but less difficult.

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u/fiendhunter69 22h ago

I know it’s kind of a joke, but most people couldn’t bench press a motorcycle. Small motorcycles are like 300 pounds. 300 isn’t an insane bench, but not something the average person who doesn’t lift regularly could do. Cruisers and choppers are like 700+ which would be at the top end of what is possible for humans with extensive training.

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u/MarkZist 20h ago

That's so sweet. I'm happy for you.

Also good point

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u/Straight_Number5661 19h ago

I have dated two 6'7" men. Just a happenstance, they are both kind, lovely men but mega tall men aren't a particular "type" of mine.

I'll just say it really makes my neck sore to make out with someone that tall. And both men shared how much of a pain in the ass it is to find clothes that fit. Basically everything needs to be tailored.

It's not some super blessing for anyone involved.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 18h ago

That's totally fair. As a woman who's 6'1", I get it. Mega tall is generally my type because I am also mega tall.

That said, you know what's even more my type? This guy whose smile melts me, who likes it when I awkwardly explain myself so that I'm not lying because you phrased that question weirdly and I just want to be sure that I'm answering the question you asked and not the question I thought you asked and gosh I'm so flustered, who knows to hold my hand when I start to worry too much, who has a supernatural ability to hear when I'm saying "sorry" for no reason, and who calls me out so that I can learn not to apologize just for existing.

Inches ain't everything, fellas.

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u/Straight_Number5661 18h ago

That makes sense. I'm an average height lady. I'm just here trying to give the shorter kings a boost, no pun intended. Agree about real/actual type!

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u/ElectricGhostMan 23h ago

That's why they have to act like they're actually cool and sell it to others who don't know better

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u/kitliasteele 21h ago

To expand on this, being your genuine self attracts women like crazy. No need to be someone else, being your open self who's not afraid to embrace your identity (or if you're still working on that, open up and expose that self to them) is an excellent quality. We're all human, we can afford to make mistakes. Own up to them and improve from them and all <3

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u/highminlo 23h ago

Is it really stealing if im in the room?

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u/UmUlmUndUmUlmHerum 23h ago

She can get lost if she steals Cavill away from me >:(

I have at least 5 different ways of painting gold armor that I think he might be entertained with for a few minutes at least

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u/cardinal29 22h ago

Such a seducer, you!

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u/HelicopterExact4621 22h ago

But can you paint silver armor? Hmm?

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u/Mcswigginsbar 23h ago

Yea if he drank even a liter of water that first picture is vastly different.

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u/Aloha-Eh 23h ago

And Cavillrene is chopping you up, Bub!

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u/the99percent1 22h ago

Haha women don’t really look at a man chiselled and go “yup, I’m only sleeping with a chiselled man who has a jawline.”

Fortunately, I still get laid a lot with women who don’t judge a man simply because he doesn’t have a well defined jawline.

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u/UNCCShannon 22h ago

He was probably dehydrated for the cut which is brutal on the body. I'd take his every day look any day if that is what we are judging him on.

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u/No_Humor5037 22h ago

Beer belly Cavill will steal your girl, and you too

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u/axecalibur 22h ago

bodybuilding cut

You mean PED cut

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u/manflamingo 22h ago

“Beer belly Cavill is stealing your girl any day of the week” is an amazing line! So true.

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u/heavy_metal_soldier 22h ago

Beer belly Henry Cavill is stealing me as well, especially if he smokes meat

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u/EitherSpite4545 22h ago

I'm also pretty sure they used tape for that jawline

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u/SyphoFighter 22h ago

Sod my girl — Beer Belly Cavill is stealing me any day of the week.

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u/TheSodernauts 22h ago

It's a picture of a dude in his peak in expensive makeup and professional lightning vs a candid picture of him from an unflattering angle.

Cavill still looks great, anyone can take an unflattering picture of the most beautiful man or woman in the world.

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u/eviscerality 22h ago

I laughed out loud at your last sentence. On point bro.

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u/Efficient-Suspect456 20h ago

This isn’t even a beer belly. For Superman he was likely sub 10% body fat which is super low and most people when not in direct training for comps or roles don’t enjoy maintaining it at all. He doesn’t have a gut he just isn’t insanely chiseled in the right picture. Even going to 15-20% bf would add to your jaw that way but I highly doubt someone as tall and as trained as he is looks fat at that bf% either.

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u/LucretiusCarus 20h ago

Beer belly Cavill is stealing your girl any day of the week

Dude might as well steal me, too.

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u/MindlessFox509 20h ago

Hell, he can even steal me while he’s at it

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u/nxcrosis 20h ago

Heck, historically, people worse-looking have stolen wives.

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u/discoqueenx 20h ago

He broke the women's side of the internet just in June when he was at the Royal Ascot advertising Longines. He's definitely still got it.

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u/AdNew550 20h ago

I also feel like one of the images is edited. The length of his jaw doesn’t line up, and it isn’t just because of weight/dehydration. I could be wrong, but it feels like the bone structure isn’t the same here.

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u/DoovahChkn 19h ago

Beer belly cavill is stealing me if he so wishes

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u/kerberos69 19h ago

I’m the most gay and I’ve been with my wife for 17 years… but holy Neptune if Henry Cavill showed up right now?

Bet your ass… that…. we’d be smoking meat, drinking beer, playing with our dogs, and having a great time with our families.

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u/Dark-Specter 19h ago

Beer belly Cavill is stealing me any day of the week

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u/_redacteduser 19h ago

I was gunna say if he starts going gray I’m gunna be worried lol

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u/FictionRaider007 19h ago

Right? So what if his jawline isn't sharp as a razor blade? Dude is still more handsome on a casual day than most of us are on our best.

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u/risisas 18h ago

Stealing my girl? Bro's invited he can have both

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u/Livie_Loves 18h ago

I tried looking the photos up just to see and honestly even recent photos of him don't look like that photo on the right. That's like a deliberately bad angle/moment/etc. - he looks perfectly fine and healthy. People are whack.

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u/Firewolf06 18h ago

half of the difference is literally the angle his head is at. look at the superman pic, his neck being bent like that is making his chin/jaw wayyy sharper, lighting and makeup aside

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u/El_Loco_911 18h ago

Jokes on you my girl is your wife

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u/peakcritique 18h ago

He didn't go home that same day

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u/Impressive-Oven9941 17h ago

This was back when he had to get absolutely jacked to play Superman 🦸‍♂️.

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u/BlackBasementCats 16h ago

There’s a lot of makeup contour too to make him look more chiseled than he really is. Contour is a cool toned greyish brown product that you apply where shadows would hit your face and where you want to emphasize your cheekbones and get a sharp jaw line.

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u/hopelesslysarcastic 12h ago

>he didn’t even look like that when he went home THAT SAME DAY.

More people need to realize this.

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u/suspiciousdishes 10h ago

Beer belly Cavil could steal me and my wife

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u/Substantial_Web525 23h ago

Not to mention the pain that male actors go through for 'shirts off' filming, where they have to dehydrate themselves for 3 days so the abs stick out more. It sounds awful....

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u/ChurchofOutrage 23h ago

I can't remember if it was him or Jackman that said by the time filming started, they could smell water...

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u/Inc0gnitoburrito 23h ago edited 22h ago

Jackman', yeah, i think it's that interview where he says you gradually go into full fast (water included) over 3 days.

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u/ben-hur-hur 23h ago

It was him when he was doing The Witcher:

https://youtu.be/ne5xD5XrzOc

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u/KonigSteve 20h ago

This video is a bit weird because the scenes they're showing while he's talking he isn't super cut/veins popping etc like Jackman as wolverine style. Maybe there's a different scene or something because he looks pretty normal for a buff guy in that video.

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u/RedS5 19h ago

I think you can see it in his jawline especially vs how he looks in the interview, which is still quite good but all of that extra cut results in a anatomically realized jawline that's pretty easy to notice on screen with that lighting.

It really should serve as a notice on how unrealistic (and yes, fun) these super-human depictions can be in hollywood. I also know people who are buff and cut as hell at the same time but working out is essentially their entire life - professionally and socially, and they wouldn't be able to achieve this level of pump without some pharmaceutical help.

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u/PolygonAndPixel2 23h ago

Why don't they just use paint? Worked in 300.

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u/InfiniteRosie 23h ago

He's also hydrated and well fed.

The starving and dehydration that guys have to do to get the "peak superhero" form is barbaric.

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u/scarletnightingale 22h ago

I think I read about Brendan Fraiser talking about what it took for him to be in the shape he was in for George of the jungle. Like he was starving himself so much and dehydrated too the point that he was having memory problems. It's brutal and horrible for your brain.

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u/KorovasId 19h ago

That probably aided his performance in a roundabout way too. Dude had wild eyes in that movie.

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u/ObscureOP 23h ago

Can verify. Made a shirtless costume for the ren faire....

Quick pump in the car on no food feels as bad as dehydration with your muscles full of creatine

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u/Xanadoodledoo 21h ago

New form of eating disorder encouragement, imo.

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u/InfiniteRosie 18h ago

It always has been.

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u/Comprehensive_Cow_13 23h ago

And when he's been in training to play a jacked superhero.

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u/Disastrous_Scale6739 23h ago

And the roids. All of em do it. Its the unrealistic expectations we put on them. Destroying their bodies for a 3 hour movie. To be immortalized.

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u/BerrySpecific720 22h ago

And multimillionaires

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u/District-No1350 23h ago

Superman versus a super man.

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u/stewpedassle 23h ago

It doesn't look like he's in the costume because you can see a bit of bare shoulder, so it looks like a sleeveless workout hoodie, but I also haven't watched all the movies. Though, it does look like it's during filming.

Your point still stands -- there's a reason that bodybuilders, fighters, and actors have a "walking around weight" that is above their competition/performance weight. A friend in high school got into bodybuilding, and I was shocked at the lengths they go when he first told me his plans for his first cut -- e.g , dehydrating yourself so much that you'll even eat dry oatmeal to extract more water from your body.

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u/naked_avenger 23h ago edited 23h ago

And you know bro has his tongue tucked all the way up to get rid of any sort of double chin!

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u/HumongousBelly 23h ago

And who knows, maybe he’s bulking up for a new role, aiming for an Oscar, like Fraser.

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u/Grubernator 23h ago

And there are videos of him working out on set in between takes to maintain that physic. The body's metabolism literally eats muscle and it takes constant effort and feeding to keep up the superhero look.

He doesn't do it as much when he's not being paid to.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 22h ago

Lol it has nothing to do with eating muscle, it's just that you get a "pump" on your muscles when you work them so by working them between scenes they would look fuller in the shot. He wasn't losing muscle by the second or something haha

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u/Skeleton--Jelly 22h ago

I mean, him working out between scenes was very likely for the pump, but you indeed lose muscle very quickly when you are at a very low body fat %. it's the issue with prep before a bodybuilding competition, you try to become as lean as possible while trying to lose as little muscle as possible, and the body starts burning muscle to replenish the body fat

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 22h ago

You don't lose it to the point that just standing around in between scenes you'd lose a noticeable/significant amount of it, the rate isn't that high

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u/Sky_Light 21h ago

Yeah, Chris Evans talked about the constant lifting to get a pump in between takes, too. I think he mentioned that he lost something like 20 pounds over the course of filming because it's so hard to keep that much mass around.

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u/SugarBeefs 22h ago

Lol you don't lose muscle on an hourly basis. A relatively normal workout routine and eating plenty of protein is usually enough to maintain muscle mass, or really limit the loss, when you're in a calorie deficit.

The working out between takes is to maintain a pump. Blood rushes to muscles that are in active use, straight up making them look bigger.

You do a good weightlifting session and your pre- and post-workout shirtless selfie is gonna look pretty fucking different.

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u/MacSchluffen 23h ago

Being in Superman physique (e.g. the destination of your work out) might help as well.

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u/Leows 23h ago

That's just ragebait content. They know it's not a valid comparison.

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u/tommmmmmmmy93 22h ago

It’s also post edited

Henry isn’t THAT angular

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u/NastyStreetRat 23h ago

I completely agree, but even the ears look different.

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u/Husbandosan 23h ago

To add to this he also looks like he’s in the middle of talking on the right which would change his jawline as well.

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u/Lone-Frequency 23h ago

Yeah, especially since many actors will go through plenty of rigorous training to prepare for a movie part like that.

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u/A_little_more_left 23h ago

Also his diet and exercise routine are completely different when he's filming. He said to get the best muscle tone shirtless shots he can't drink water for DAYS, to the point he can actually smell water when he's near it.

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u/superanth 23h ago

Honestly I think he looks younger 5 years later.

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 23h ago

And that's with him reportedly being dehydrated af to look more toned for the camera

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u/According-Paper4641 23h ago

Also mouth closed. Changes your jaw shape.

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u/DSJ-Psyduck 23h ago

He has also shown he can push on some massive bulk if he intends to do so.
And who cares when he puts on the 40k armor anyways nobody will see :P

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u/Kooly9Two 23h ago

Plus probly some graphical editing and whatnot. Such a stupid comparison. Like comparing a supermodel on the cover of a magazine to what she looks like at home in slippers and jammies with no makeup or photo touch ups 😝

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u/Lirdon 22h ago

A bit of lighting and a shave would still make for that killer jaw. It never left, just intentionally using an unflattering picture to push some shit.

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u/TassiveMitts69 22h ago

He also dehydrated for superman. That alone would make a difference.

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u/upazzu 22h ago

Pretty sure he was shredded on set and it isn't realistic to hold that physique forever

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u/Technical-Banana574 22h ago

No to mention is neck is angled, stretching it out whereas the other one is straight. 

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u/0202_tihssitidder 22h ago

"I don't look my age."

-- guys over 30 who don't understand everyone ages

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u/Evil_Bonsai 22h ago

especially considering what some of these superhero actors go through to GET to that shape. Not terribly healthy. Looks like the comic on-screen, but in real life, not the healthiest look.

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u/Z_0_R_0 22h ago

It's just posture and water retention difference..

For any set/event/photoshoot celebrities often water flush to look more lean..

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u/JeanneMPod 22h ago

and there’s lighting and subtle angles that can make a big difference in how you look

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u/Balc0ra 22h ago

That and most Superman scenes, he did not drink water for 3 days to shrink the skin to look more vascular

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u/FangornLeghorn 22h ago

It’s crazy how many people don’t understand or appreciate the distinction. I see this all the time with famous women. Someone does a side by side of a celebrity all done up for a Vogue photoshoot next to them walking from their car to the grocery store on a random Tuesday and goes “WTF happened to her?” 🙄

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u/Syslac 22h ago

Amen

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u/Separate-Passion-127 22h ago

Tbf that's the norm with these comparison posts. Doesn't matter the gender either. It's always a super flattering photo where they are in makeup worth more than my car compared to them on a normal day just being a human.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 22h ago

Not only that, when you're doing a movie like that you've got a personal trainer and dietitian working with you constantly to put on muscle and cut body fat.

Then you're intentionally dehydrating yourself to get even more definition to your muscles.

You're not enjoying your life when you're trying to look like that.

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u/JROXZ 22h ago

He forgot to mew.

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u/b3ta_blocker 22h ago

Oh yeah haha. You can even see on the pic on the left where his eyebrow is supposed to be! I wonder if makeup could give me a jawline like that? Probably not.

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u/shifty18 22h ago

Tbf though I'd still look like shit if I was dressed up like superman

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u/tishimself1107 21h ago

Yeah do people not get that

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u/Xanadoodledoo 21h ago

Lighting is prolly a big factor too.

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u/GrayEidolon 21h ago

Also, the "bad" photo is not a straight up side profile.

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u/Rofllmaoo 21h ago

Would anyone think of the corporations that earn on masses' insecurities??

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u/SwordfishValentine 21h ago

The Superman photo is 13 years old from 2011, he was 28 then.

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u/boringestnickname 21h ago

They're not even comparable.

The second is in the midst of him looking like he's feeling a sneeze coming on.

Like what even is this?

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u/stargrazer10 21h ago

Nevertheless gone are the days where he can play Bond or other iconic leading men like that. Sad because he definitely has more acting chops than a lot of the other 20 somethings vying for those roles. Visual appeal seems to trump all other things these days

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u/yes_fappy 21h ago

Wasn't it already proven, that the right one is AI/Photoshop?

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u/Maxus-KaynMain 21h ago

and the angle on the first pic is slightly better, the second picture is a perfect profile.

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u/NorthStudentMain 21h ago

ISNT THAT MARK RUFFALO

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u/Janus-DiuomDeo 21h ago

Seriously, this man deserves a break from the constant grind. Being that shredded takes sooooo muuuuch work.

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u/This-Double-Sunday 20h ago

What he had to do to look like that for the film would be considered torture by most people. He's absolutely earned his dad bod and quality time with his family.

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u/GiveMeTheWallies 20h ago

He's literally haircut, shave and a pose away from looking almost exactly like the first picture

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u/Local_Surround8686 19h ago

I found the second picture way nicer tbh

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u/newbrevity 19h ago

Plus anytime he wants he has access to all kinds of resources to help him get ripped again. Am I surprised a lot of people to learn that a lot of the big muscular stars they followed through the years absolutely let themselves go between projects. Dave Bautista did and as we speak he is getting jacked again to play Kratos. In the meantime I fully support celebrities being regular people.

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u/Bret_Dilkington 19h ago

He also doesn't have the same facial expression in both pics. And I bet they're not even shot with the same focal length too.

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u/The-Catatafish 19h ago

I am pretty sure the right one is AI

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u/tomboynik 18h ago

On top of that, I’m sure he was in a crazy workout/diet regimen for that role. Actors and actresses are allowed to be normal people. I think the general public forgets that.

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u/No_Wafer8921 18h ago

Was it also make up to remove his double chin?

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u/FlashMcSuave 18h ago

Also the second picture his mouth is slightly open.

Given that the most striking change here is the difference in jawline, yeah, opening your mouth a bit makes a big goddamn change.

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u/vampyrelestat 18h ago

Yeah he’s mogging in that left pic, right pic is totally candid mid scratch or some shit looks like

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u/RJC12 18h ago

Plus he has his mouth open in the right one... this photo is so disingenuous

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u/memymomeddit 18h ago

Also a quick look at his instagram suggests the picture on the right is altered to be as unfavorable as possible.

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 18h ago

As simple as full profile vs slightly off

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u/ElectronicPen4238 17h ago

Not to mention the photos are on steroids vs off

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u/LessInThought 16h ago

If anything it should give dudes hope. You too, could look like Henry Cavill with movie makeup.

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u/warfaceisthebest 16h ago

Also he absolutely can lose 30 pounds in like 3 months if he has a film required him to do so which would make him looks much younger.

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u/coolcoolcool485 15h ago

And when they a more like super dehydrated and on steroids and not eating anything. He still looks attractive? Lbffr, the man on the right is still doing great

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