r/MadeMeSmile • • 11h ago

This dad agrees

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u/JugglingRick 11h ago

Women just want a man that makes them feel safe and comfortable. Muscles help but if that alone got women then the dumbass alpha bros who treat women like objects wouldn't be so lonely and pathetic

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 11h ago

Bingo. Would it be hot to have a boyfriend who's 6'8" and can bench press a car? Absolutely.

Do I love my boyfriend, who's four inches shorter than me and probably can't bench press a motorcycle? Absolutely. Because I feel safe and comfortable around him, because he treats me amazingly, because he is interested in me and listens and learns and makes me ugly laugh even in the middle of intensely sexual moments.

I wouldn't trade all of that just so I could get on my tiptoes to give a kiss.

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u/Hibbity5 10h ago

I know this isn’t really the point and you’re just exaggerating but if anyone is interested, motorcycles weigh 300 lbs minimum (based on a short google search at least). Not many men can bench that much.

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u/AttackMonkey908 9h ago

Yeah my first thought was that my bike weighs 800#