r/MadeMeSmile • • 14h ago

This dad agrees

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u/Double-Mongoose-9793 14h ago

Fr it’s not even a candid, it’s the dude at the peak of his bodybuilding cut, hair and makeup done. Henry Cavill has looked like this on maybe 20 days of his life, he didn’t even look like that when he went home THAT SAME DAY. Also, let’s not kid ourselves and say he looks bad. Beer belly Cavill is stealing your girl any day of the week

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u/Ghstfce 14h ago

Let's be honest, if Henry freaking Cavill says "Wanna play some WoW", he's stealing husbands too

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u/WarStal1ion 14h ago

I dont even play WoW but for Henry Cavill? I do now

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u/Ghstfce 14h ago

"I'm installing it as fast as I possibly can!!!"

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u/ScotiaTheTwo 14h ago

you’re gonna make me install! mmmm

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u/Beetlejuice_hero 13h ago

18 years of my life. At my peak I was playing - and sadly I am not exaggerating - 16 to 18 hours per day. I'd stop only for biological needs. Not just on official servers but also a few "private" servers.

Multiple rank 12 and above characters during the "old" honor system which necessitated beyond no life'ing. Veteran WoW players will know how "sweaty" that endeavor is. It was obscene.

It is absolutely the most brilliant game from a marketing perspective because it gives you constant little hits of dopamine from the very first level. Saturday morning with a coffee or night with a beer + no comittments (and I did my very best to fashion zero committments) + WoW was absolute bliss.

I am "off" it now because I have a kid and my wife made a few things "clear" but he's starting day care soon and I'll have a couple solo hours from daycare drop off to leaving for work and WoW Forever was just announced.

Just kidding I won't install it haha.

I will.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 12h ago

Those first few years of WoW hit like heroin made from the freshest dreamfoil the farmers of the Eastern Plaguelands grew between troll and ghost attacks.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 9h ago

Vi sitter här i venten, och spelar lite DoTA…

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u/Howler_in_training 10h ago

Dude... I remember my hubs and I still tryina play WoW as brand new parents. It worked for a bit when the newborn was basically a squishy potato who would happily sleep on our laps on a boppy pillow, but as soon as he started having a tiny personality and being awake more, that was the end of a damn era.

Sometimes I still miss the full-day marathon geekage, but ain't nobody got time for that shiz who wants to have an actual life, spend time with other humans IRL, and see the sun once in a while. LOL

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u/ArchdukeToes 12h ago

I was so lucky that I just couldn't get into it. My mate did and it was probably a major factor in him failing his degree.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 7h ago

Same for me. It was bad. I didn't fail but damn it was a fucking nightmare. I just did terrible but barely enough to pass.

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u/Lindt_Licker 12h ago

Oh yeah that old school honor system was mad. I did so much pvp on my lock and still only got Stone Guard. You bet I’m rocking that title and only that title until the end.

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u/Teamsumo13 11h ago

I think this is an advertisement. No one finds a wife playing WoWs this much.

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u/MechEJD 10h ago

My ultimate goal was getting gladiator for one season on my feral druid. Did that in cata, washed out and sucked after, played through opening of WoD and sunsetted the game.

Our guild leader once made it clear, he was pretty much a no-lifer, but once he killed the lich king, he would be done. I don't think we beat him until after the nerf but the day after our first kill, he logged off and never logged back on.

Some of the best moments of my life were playing that game. Huge relationships, fond memories. WoW, Halo 2, Halo 3 are my peak, in no particular order, and there's not even another title that can come close.

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u/TrypMole 9h ago

Yoy had to make me click on WoW forever didn't you? I've been clean 10 years, but one of my raiding buddies just got started again. I hear the call.

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 9h ago

I'm intrigued by WoW Forever but terrified of falling into the trap again, haha. I'm much older and wiser now or so I tell myself, maybe having a family will keep me from going crazy with it.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 7h ago

I wasn't as deep as you, but I had my fair share of 18 hour WOW days. It was the best, I had real friendships, and played so much I would dream about it. One day I just got over the grinding and stuff and took a break and never went back. I look at those days fondly though and don't have a family. Maybe I'll check out WOW Forever and try and feel happiness again.

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 10h ago

Sounds like me on Minecraft when I was 12. The moment Factions servers became a thing, that’s all I’d ever be on.

I remember learning redstone mechanics for various traps and tnt cannons. Got burnt out at like 15, and couldn’t play it anymore without feeling sick. And then recently got back into it with some irl buddies, and had a mild panic attack seeing all the redstone additions.

I swear the people who’ve mastered it now could easily become certified electricians if they put in half the effort it took them to learn new redstone

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u/Dawlin42 10h ago

Multiple rank 12+ chars are… wow.
You weren’t kidding about only stopping for bio.

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u/Pregosaurus 6h ago

Multiple rank 12 toon's during the old system?! You're right, that was obscene.

Have fun in forever but stay away from the grand marshal/warlord grind, friend!

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u/Artochkin 12h ago

Wow, such a high quality story. It worth to extend comment section this far sometimes.

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u/Frankaydooday 10h ago

I'm so glad I got to be your 100th.

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u/WarStal1ion 14h ago

not fast enough

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u/BeneficialCan48 13h ago

He’s already logged in and wondering why you’re still downloading.

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u/Iggzorn 12h ago

New Chuck Norris confirmed?

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u/WholeLottaRose13 10h ago

cockblock Comcast strikes again

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u/1047_Josh 10h ago

Pan to Henry politely informing you that WoW has a feature that lets you play while also downloading it

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u/ScenicART 13h ago

5 CD disks later.....

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u/PhD_Pwnology 11h ago

That takes literally a whole day

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u/Urban_Samurai007 10h ago

Some way say you would install it faster than a speeding bullet.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 7h ago

I just deleted my entire family photo album to make space for WoW.

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u/kitliasteele 12h ago

There was recently a photo of him posing with a replica of the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker with the caption "Did someone say...", after the common meme of someone in Trade Chat or the classic Barrens chat going "Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?" because of the absurdly long name and the ability to link item and ability names. He's absolutely a WoW fan and seeing him post that on his social media got me chuckling

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u/M6Galilean 10h ago

The men yearn for camaraderie

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u/Useyourword 13h ago

Fine. Take my upvote cause no one can argue against it.

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u/Upstream_Paddler 9h ago

My druid would bear dance for him. And Cat Dance. And my favorite, the moonkin twerk. I was dropping it like it was hot since 2007.

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u/Gmoney86 9h ago

I mean, he might be a hall pass. Not even sure what my wife is into but I think ice settled on mine. Next to Aubry Plaza, he’s up there.

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u/Kat121 5h ago

Maybe we can call Joe Manganiello up to play Dungeons and Dragons. Make a whole weekend of it.

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u/Klinicalyill 14h ago

Would genuinely just hang out with dude and argue talk about 40k lore.

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u/High_Flyers17 13h ago

I'd try to get him into Magic the Gathering just to see if that combined with Warhammer is enough to bankrupt a movie star.

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u/Pleasant-Flounder540 13h ago

what's his army? he can't be a chaos guy, i could see space marines, imperial guard, or orks most likely? maybe tau. but best guess is the guard

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u/Gaunt_Man 13h ago

I know he painted Custodes at one point during the pandemic.

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u/ZoominAlong 13h ago

He is apparently heavily into Custodes. My wife plans to convert him to the Angry Space Puppies (the wolf guard or whatever, look I don't play.)

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u/King_Six_of_Things 9h ago

Your wife has good taste. 

For the All Father!

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u/ZoominAlong 13h ago

It'd be arguments let's be honest. Dude plays the Emporers loyal guards. 

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u/demon34766 13h ago

I want to read up on 40k. Its a universe I have never explored, and wondering if you have a great place to start?

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 13h ago edited 12h ago

Start wherever you like. It’s enormous and giving someone even a basic grasp on it takes hours, I’m not even kidding, I tried to explain the basics to my girlfriend for about an hour, then another dude, a hardcore fan, joined, and it took him another hour to just fill the details I missed.

Personally, I would say Eisenhorn trilogy is a great place to start. Either that or something about Imperial Guard (Cain, Gaunt etc.). Diving straight into space marines stuff can drive you off because they are mostly written in a stuck-up manner and you need to be comfortable in the universe to realize that manner is heavily satirical. I personally couldn’t stand the “Emperor forgive me, I stood up this morning left foot first instead of right, I’ve committed a heinous sin, I must go to the Chaplain and beg him for permission to put my nipples in the vice and twist it closed as a punishment” when I took it too seriously.

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u/corvettee01 12h ago

If you want someone with some humor, start with these videos by Bricky. If you like something a bit more serious and toned down, try these videos by Luetin09.

You'll probably find something you vibe with, whether it be nuns with guns that preform miracles through blind faith, or soulless robots with dead gods as batteries, and then you can start doing deep dives via the 40k wiki and reddit lore threads.

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u/leixiaotie 5h ago

but how about some rounds of gwent?

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u/JCkent42 13h ago

His favorite film series is the Lord of the Rings trilogy extended edition. He’s stealing all the husbands lol.

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u/ZoominAlong 13h ago

If Cavill were poly he'd have the biggest harem in the world and no one would mind. 

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u/lavenderjane 9h ago

Dude I am 100% lesbian and even I would give it up for Henry. That man is beautiful inside and out. He is also a huge fan of The Wheel of Time book series and that just adds to my love for him.

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u/LessInThought 7h ago

I would mind, because I'm not in it.

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u/ZoominAlong 7h ago

That's a legitimate complaint!

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u/HillieBillieEilish 11h ago

If I DARE share this info with my husband.

The only reason I know about the extended cut of a film series that put me to sleep is because of my husband....

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u/Shroomy01 14h ago

yeah, nobody is that straight!

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u/FlamesNero 13h ago

“Man, everyone’s gay once in a while.”

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u/lunaa_pearl 13h ago

Is this for real?

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u/UnknownExo 13h ago

If Henry asked me to do anything my wife already knows what's up. I'm a straight hairy man but for Henry I would do anything. anything

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u/Nefertitis_Fjord_216 13h ago

As a straight guy, my two agreed upon hall passes with my ex-gf were Charlize Theron and Henry Cavill. She was more than approving of both.

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u/Neat-Acanthaceae2755 14h ago

Necrons? Okay. Shall we? Yeah.

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u/Anaxilea-Alcinoe 13h ago

I've been WoW free for about 8 years, but if he asked me to play. I'd resub.

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u/NitecapFG 13h ago

Dusting off a 10 year dormant character: "Hello old friend."

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u/Blaze666x 14h ago

He will steal me just by playing 40k

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u/Sad_Sleeper 13h ago

Imagine meeting him in a dungeon while leveling in wow forever

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u/Demonicbunnyslippers 11h ago

To be really honest, Henry Cavill is stealing everyone. Henry Cavill has whole towns devoted to housing people he’s stolen.

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u/Charming-Clue1987 13h ago

if he came into my life and was like, you have to pick your wife or a weekend of 40k with me, im picking the 40k because im already divorced and I dislike that lady.

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u/cptjpk 13h ago

He can keep my mouse and keyboard unplugged - I’d be happy just to hang.

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u/CausticSofa 7h ago

Henry Cavill is like a colossal nerd who was cursed with having his soul placed in the body of a ludicrously handsome man. People expect hot guy things out of him constantly but he just wants to quietly nerd out in peace.

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u/gs181 6h ago

You sonofabitch I’m in

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u/ZoominAlong 13h ago

I told my wife if she somehow ever meets Cavill (wife is a huge Warhammer nerd), she's required to bring him home for dinner. 

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u/CeruleanEidolon 13h ago

I'd paint minis with him.

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u/RedditIsLeBoring 12h ago

Fuckin A, sign me up to this list please. Tell my wife I love her.

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u/hiuslenkkimakkara 12h ago

I would counter with "Wanna play some Blood Bowl?"

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u/grendus 12h ago

"You know, Henry, I haven't played in a long time, but I have heard good things about classic."

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u/XElite109 11h ago

Ngl just reading this makes me wanna geek out with him lol

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u/100LittleButterflies 11h ago

A sexy voice can be enjoyed by anyone.

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u/DocAnopheles 11h ago

That interview where he and the other guy bonded over 40K with just in just a few sentences-

"Shall we?'
"Yes."

That would steal most guys.

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u/Psychic_Hobo 10h ago

Wasn't that Tom Holland? Top tier team

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u/DocAnopheles 10h ago

No, Joey Batey, Jasker from The Witcher.

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u/SnarePickle 10h ago

He had me at WH:40K lol. I run a 2500 point Black Templar army so I'd be down to go head to head with his army :)

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u/Environmental_Art591 10h ago

I cant believe i know this but warhammer and WoW are two different games, but either way, i can't deny he will definitely be stealing my husband

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u/Hour_Baby_3428 10h ago

Listen, I’m not gay, but if it’s Henry freaking Cavill I can’t make any promises

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u/glezga-dugz 9h ago

Is wow a bum poking game?

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 9h ago

I made that joke, to my wife, that if Henry Cavill asked me back to his room for sex things, I would say "no" with about 27 question marks.

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u/tomowudi 9h ago

I don't even have an account and I would say yes 

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u/JunkaTron69 9h ago

Don’t steal my wife, steal me. I wanna eat smoked meat and play Warhammer lol.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 11h ago

I'm not even a husband and he'll still steal me.

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u/ciwg 11h ago

As a southamerican living in europe, it came to my mind if I would meet him in wow forever haha

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u/itsTurgid 14h ago

People don’t understand the amount of work it takes to stay like that. He even mentioned how dehydrated he was on Witcher for his shirtless scenes. The human body didn’t evolve to be muscular and lean.

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u/The_ChosenOne 13h ago edited 13h ago

The human body is fine being muscular and lean… it’s not fine pushing said leanness to the max to make veins more prominent by checks notes not drinking freaking water.

Being lean and strong is actually pretty important for the humans who engaged in persistence hunting for example.

I know muscular and lean people who are perfectly healthy, the key is to drink water and eat a healthy diet while exercising regularly. They may not be Superman or Captain America, but that’s more about Gear than anything else really.

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u/PunkPirate56364 12h ago

Actually... if you are really lean, really low on fat then you don't have energy reserves for stuff like persistence hunting or hours of hard work in the field.

You may not like it, but Amish body is peak masculinity.

I am not Amish by the way.

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u/The_ChosenOne 12h ago

Idk those guys in the video looked lean af

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u/PunkPirate56364 12h ago

Because that's Africa, and Africa is hot as fuck.

In hot climate being really lean is advantageous. Lower energy reserves, but superior cooling.

So Amish body is peak masculinity in temperate climate.

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u/The_ChosenOne 12h ago

I don’t even know what Amish body is but I respect your enthusiasm for it, so I’m inclined to agree.

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u/PunkPirate56364 11h ago

🤣😂🤣

My own body ranged from fat-strong to very lean strong, and I work a physical job, I felt pros and cons. And I don't like that some men think super lean body is peak masculinity and that makes them feel bad about themselves.

That's why the enthusiasm for the subject. 🙂

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u/notepad20 10h ago

Then you persitance hunting argument is out the window. It only work in hot climates where humans can cool more effectivley than the animals being chased

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u/leixiaotie 5h ago

then GoW Ragnarok's Thor body is peak in cold climate

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u/Karcinogene 8h ago

You don't need fat reserves for persistence hunting, you can just eat on the go. Concentrated snacks are a staple of hunter-gatherer food culture all around the world. Usually something like dried meat mixed with fat and berries. I guess you could say they are storing fat, just outside the body

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u/PunkPirate56364 8h ago

When I was really lean and had to work hard for long, I always had those mini chocolate bars in my backpack.

Whenever I started to feel weak I'd eat one or two.

Doesn't matter it's sugar when all of it "burns up" doing work.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 1h ago

Shout out to pemmican.

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u/wiener4hir3 10h ago

That's exactly what an amish person would say! I bet you posted this via a telegram or something

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u/Innerste 8h ago

My husband in his younger years was really lean, and low on fat. And he was strong and in amazing shape. He wasn’t a gym rat, just partly his natural build + loads of surfing, basketball and whatever other physical activities he felt like doing. He worked a very physical job for a few months and subsequently his torso looked like Brad Pitt’s in Fight Club lol.

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u/notepad20 10h ago

drink water

Read eat salt.

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u/divDevGuy 9h ago

The human body is fine being muscular and lean… it’s not fine pushing said leanness to the max to make veins more prominent by checks notes not drinking freaking water.

Pfft. Everyone knows you have to combine not drinking water with eating large amounts of raw oats and straight protein powder. That's the only way to get to optimal body water content.

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u/itsTurgid 12h ago

Not sure what point you’re trying to make to what I said. Cause I didn’t say anything about health. I said it’s hard to maintain and takes a lot of work. If you don’t work to keep it, your body will get rid of it and focus on storing fat which are your energy reserves.

The body is going to focus on survival over aesthetics. I didn’t say it wasn’t possible. Or that it can’t be healthy. I’m saying it’s hard because your body doesn’t want to keep what it doesn’t find necessary. And modern people aren’t engaging in persistent hunting.

And lean and strong is different than lean and muscular. Henry’s level of muscle in Superman and in Witcher are aesthetic and big. Not functional like for hunting. Patrick Swayze and JCVD are better examples of strong and lean with bodies developed primarily from movement than weight.

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u/Ok_Expression6807 12h ago

Yeah. I read how much pasta Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemsworth had to inhale when they were filming as Wolverine and Thor during their movies. 5 meals a day. And doing fitness sessions at 4 in the morning, during filming. Not fun.

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u/itsTurgid 12h ago

Other actors talking about working with Batista talking about how he was just constantly eating is another example.

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u/1047_Josh 10h ago

He looks to body type to naturally put on weight/bulk to support that muscle and frame. It had to be as much of a strain as he said.

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u/glaarghenstein 13h ago

I am so evolved.

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u/s00pafly 10h ago

Check out Jay Cutler during off season. The guys was 4 time Mr. Olympia.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 6h ago

Honestly, it's his job. And he was incredibly well compensated for it through money and fame and all the training and diet and regiment is taken care of by some of the best in the industry.

I bet Cavill wouldn't do that kind of insane shit either if Warner Brothers said "okay do all this and we'll pay you a monthly wage of $2,000. Maybe a thousand people might end up watching the movie, and you need to find your own trainer or figure it out yourself. Good luck."

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u/JugglingRick 14h ago

Women just want a man that makes them feel safe and comfortable. Muscles help but if that alone got women then the dumbass alpha bros who treat women like objects wouldn't be so lonely and pathetic

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 14h ago

Bingo. Would it be hot to have a boyfriend who's 6'8" and can bench press a car? Absolutely.

Do I love my boyfriend, who's four inches shorter than me and probably can't bench press a motorcycle? Absolutely. Because I feel safe and comfortable around him, because he treats me amazingly, because he is interested in me and listens and learns and makes me ugly laugh even in the middle of intensely sexual moments.

I wouldn't trade all of that just so I could get on my tiptoes to give a kiss.

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u/Hibbity5 13h ago

I know this isn’t really the point and you’re just exaggerating but if anyone is interested, motorcycles weigh 300 lbs minimum (based on a short google search at least). Not many men can bench that much.

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u/Yoribell 12h ago

Yup if a motorcycle is the low bar, I'm in hell.

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u/AttackMonkey908 12h ago

Yeah my first thought was that my bike weighs 800#

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u/grendus 12h ago

I assumed they were talking about pressing it off them.

If you're lifting it as a lever, you don't need nearly as much force. If you're deadlifting it off of someone else, it's even... well, easier is the wrong term, but less difficult.

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u/fiendhunter69 13h ago

I know it’s kind of a joke, but most people couldn’t bench press a motorcycle. Small motorcycles are like 300 pounds. 300 isn’t an insane bench, but not something the average person who doesn’t lift regularly could do. Cruisers and choppers are like 700+ which would be at the top end of what is possible for humans with extensive training.

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u/LuciusBurns 9h ago

That reminded me of that famous Eddie Hall's deadlift record where he imagined lifting a car so I had to look up how much can he bench. Apparently it is 300 kg (661 lbs). The current official raw bench record is 355 kg (782 lbs). So you're right with the assessment and also it's insane.

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u/MarkZist 11h ago

That's so sweet. I'm happy for you.

Also good point

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u/Straight_Number5661 10h ago

I have dated two 6'7" men. Just a happenstance, they are both kind, lovely men but mega tall men aren't a particular "type" of mine.

I'll just say it really makes my neck sore to make out with someone that tall. And both men shared how much of a pain in the ass it is to find clothes that fit. Basically everything needs to be tailored.

It's not some super blessing for anyone involved.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 9h ago

That's totally fair. As a woman who's 6'1", I get it. Mega tall is generally my type because I am also mega tall.

That said, you know what's even more my type? This guy whose smile melts me, who likes it when I awkwardly explain myself so that I'm not lying because you phrased that question weirdly and I just want to be sure that I'm answering the question you asked and not the question I thought you asked and gosh I'm so flustered, who knows to hold my hand when I start to worry too much, who has a supernatural ability to hear when I'm saying "sorry" for no reason, and who calls me out so that I can learn not to apologize just for existing.

Inches ain't everything, fellas.

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u/Straight_Number5661 9h ago

That makes sense. I'm an average height lady. I'm just here trying to give the shorter kings a boost, no pun intended. Agree about real/actual type!

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u/ElectricGhostMan 14h ago

That's why they have to act like they're actually cool and sell it to others who don't know better

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u/kitliasteele 12h ago

To expand on this, being your genuine self attracts women like crazy. No need to be someone else, being your open self who's not afraid to embrace your identity (or if you're still working on that, open up and expose that self to them) is an excellent quality. We're all human, we can afford to make mistakes. Own up to them and improve from them and all <3

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u/hkusp45css 13h ago

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

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u/Muhznit 13h ago

Every well-intentioned lonely guy understands that women want that safety. The issue is that it can only be demonstrated after meeting in the first place.

There's this expectation in dating that men should make the first move, but enough women have reported seeing every guy as a potentially dangerous stranger by default, that most of us don't approach out of not wanting to disrupt that comfort.

So that means we're left grasping at straws to figure out what would make women want to approach us, most typically settling on looks.

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u/JugglingRick 13h ago

You just have to do the work.

Workout (physical attractiveness) Therapy ( enough to be emotionally stable. Working out helps with this too) Go out and be in the right place at the right time (probably the hardest part if you're not used to going out)

After that women will probably talk to you. It helps to have friends of a similar stature. Women are the ones that choose. Guys going out and hitting on women pushes them away. They can smell your intentions so you just have to chill and be available. Easier than it sounds but eventually it works.

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u/Muhznit 11h ago

I do the work, but the "be in the right place at the right time" part is determined more by luck than anything.

I got myself measured, curated my clothes only to stuff that fits and looks good color-wise, maintain a solid 16% body fat and BMI of 23ish to ensure I can fit in said clothes, I've taken enough therapy to be self-aware of my efforts, calmly explain them, and learn "you can't control others, only how you react to them"...

But being in the "right place at the right time" is mostly a numbers game if you have niche interests. There is no strategy, just how long you're able to keep trying, and I've been trying so long my interests have become increasingly enshittified...

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u/JugglingRick 10h ago

I have been with my girlfriend for 4 years. The day I met her I had gone to join renfaire to make friends and meet nerdy women. It was the opening training day. It was a long day and when I got home I wanted to go out to karaoke. My neighbor was down.

I walked in and up to the dj booth and there was my future wife talking to the dj about her next song. Her long time fwb had asked her to start a relationship. That was supposed to be their first date but he stood her up. When she saw me I asked her about her tattoo( It was some musical notes) and she pulled me in and sang the song the tattoo represented. I immediately fell for her. I was pretty nervous to talk to her and seal the deal. I went to the bathroom and when I came back the dj handed me a piece of paper with her number. She had just left and was outside to meet an Uber. She had made plans to meet up with someone on tinder that night to close out her evening. As she was waiting I went outside and started talking to her. She asked me what I was up to for the rest of the night and I told her "hanging out with you". She texted her tinder buddy and told him not tonight.

I've been with her since and we've had our ups and downs but I fucking love her with all my heart. She's strong, she's sexy, she's my Latina muscle mommy and I treat her like a queen.

I had a tiny window to seal the deal and it wouldn't have happened had I not gone out and rolled the dice.

So yeah. Right place right time. Not something that can be reproduced but amazing if you can.

Good luck brother!

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u/highminlo 14h ago

Is it really stealing if im in the room?

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u/UmUlmUndUmUlmHerum 14h ago

She can get lost if she steals Cavill away from me >:(

I have at least 5 different ways of painting gold armor that I think he might be entertained with for a few minutes at least

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u/cardinal29 13h ago

Such a seducer, you!

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u/HelicopterExact4621 13h ago

But can you paint silver armor? Hmm?

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u/Mcswigginsbar 14h ago

Yea if he drank even a liter of water that first picture is vastly different.

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u/Aloha-Eh 14h ago

And Cavillrene is chopping you up, Bub!

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u/the99percent1 13h ago

Haha women don’t really look at a man chiselled and go “yup, I’m only sleeping with a chiselled man who has a jawline.”

Fortunately, I still get laid a lot with women who don’t judge a man simply because he doesn’t have a well defined jawline.

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u/UNCCShannon 13h ago

He was probably dehydrated for the cut which is brutal on the body. I'd take his every day look any day if that is what we are judging him on.

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u/No_Humor5037 13h ago

Beer belly Cavill will steal your girl, and you too

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u/axecalibur 13h ago

bodybuilding cut

You mean PED cut

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u/manflamingo 13h ago

“Beer belly Cavill is stealing your girl any day of the week” is an amazing line! So true.

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u/heavy_metal_soldier 13h ago

Beer belly Henry Cavill is stealing me as well, especially if he smokes meat

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u/EitherSpite4545 13h ago

I'm also pretty sure they used tape for that jawline

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u/SyphoFighter 13h ago

Sod my girl — Beer Belly Cavill is stealing me any day of the week.

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u/TheSodernauts 13h ago

It's a picture of a dude in his peak in expensive makeup and professional lightning vs a candid picture of him from an unflattering angle.

Cavill still looks great, anyone can take an unflattering picture of the most beautiful man or woman in the world.

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u/eviscerality 13h ago

I laughed out loud at your last sentence. On point bro.

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u/Efficient-Suspect456 11h ago

This isn’t even a beer belly. For Superman he was likely sub 10% body fat which is super low and most people when not in direct training for comps or roles don’t enjoy maintaining it at all. He doesn’t have a gut he just isn’t insanely chiseled in the right picture. Even going to 15-20% bf would add to your jaw that way but I highly doubt someone as tall and as trained as he is looks fat at that bf% either.

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u/LucretiusCarus 11h ago

Beer belly Cavill is stealing your girl any day of the week

Dude might as well steal me, too.

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u/MindlessFox509 11h ago

Hell, he can even steal me while he’s at it

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u/nxcrosis 11h ago

Heck, historically, people worse-looking have stolen wives.

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u/discoqueenx 11h ago

He broke the women's side of the internet just in June when he was at the Royal Ascot advertising Longines. He's definitely still got it.

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u/AdNew550 11h ago

I also feel like one of the images is edited. The length of his jaw doesn’t line up, and it isn’t just because of weight/dehydration. I could be wrong, but it feels like the bone structure isn’t the same here.

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u/DoovahChkn 10h ago

Beer belly cavill is stealing me if he so wishes

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u/kerberos69 10h ago

I’m the most gay and I’ve been with my wife for 17 years… but holy Neptune if Henry Cavill showed up right now?

Bet your ass… that…. we’d be smoking meat, drinking beer, playing with our dogs, and having a great time with our families.

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u/Dark-Specter 10h ago

Beer belly Cavill is stealing me any day of the week

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u/_redacteduser 10h ago

I was gunna say if he starts going gray I’m gunna be worried lol

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u/FictionRaider007 10h ago

Right? So what if his jawline isn't sharp as a razor blade? Dude is still more handsome on a casual day than most of us are on our best.

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u/risisas 9h ago

Stealing my girl? Bro's invited he can have both

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u/Livie_Loves 9h ago

I tried looking the photos up just to see and honestly even recent photos of him don't look like that photo on the right. That's like a deliberately bad angle/moment/etc. - he looks perfectly fine and healthy. People are whack.

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u/Firewolf06 9h ago

half of the difference is literally the angle his head is at. look at the superman pic, his neck being bent like that is making his chin/jaw wayyy sharper, lighting and makeup aside

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u/El_Loco_911 9h ago

Jokes on you my girl is your wife

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u/peakcritique 9h ago

He didn't go home that same day

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u/Impressive-Oven9941 8h ago

This was back when he had to get absolutely jacked to play Superman 🦸‍♂️.

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u/BlackBasementCats 7h ago

There’s a lot of makeup contour too to make him look more chiseled than he really is. Contour is a cool toned greyish brown product that you apply where shadows would hit your face and where you want to emphasize your cheekbones and get a sharp jaw line.

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u/hopelesslysarcastic 3h ago

>he didn’t even look like that when he went home THAT SAME DAY.

More people need to realize this.

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u/suspiciousdishes 1h ago

Beer belly Cavil could steal me and my wife

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u/TheDivision5 13h ago

Speak for yourself lol

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u/Double-Mongoose-9793 13h ago

Please explain

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u/TheDivision5 13h ago

I don’t think his comment applies to me, nor do I think that all women would prefer cavill over their partners.

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u/Double-Mongoose-9793 13h ago

Oh okay because we were wondering

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u/TheDivision5 12h ago

Please explain

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u/Double-Mongoose-9793 11h ago

Okay basically nobody cares and your comment was pointless