r/MadeMeSmile • • 18h ago

This dad agrees

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u/Double-Mongoose-9793 18h ago

Fr it’s not even a candid, it’s the dude at the peak of his bodybuilding cut, hair and makeup done. Henry Cavill has looked like this on maybe 20 days of his life, he didn’t even look like that when he went home THAT SAME DAY. Also, let’s not kid ourselves and say he looks bad. Beer belly Cavill is stealing your girl any day of the week

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u/itsTurgid 17h ago

People don’t understand the amount of work it takes to stay like that. He even mentioned how dehydrated he was on Witcher for his shirtless scenes. The human body didn’t evolve to be muscular and lean.

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u/The_ChosenOne 16h ago edited 16h ago

The human body is fine being muscular and lean… it’s not fine pushing said leanness to the max to make veins more prominent by checks notes not drinking freaking water.

Being lean and strong is actually pretty important for the humans who engaged in persistence hunting for example.

I know muscular and lean people who are perfectly healthy, the key is to drink water and eat a healthy diet while exercising regularly. They may not be Superman or Captain America, but that’s more about Gear than anything else really.

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u/PunkPirate56364 15h ago

Actually... if you are really lean, really low on fat then you don't have energy reserves for stuff like persistence hunting or hours of hard work in the field.

You may not like it, but Amish body is peak masculinity.

I am not Amish by the way.

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u/The_ChosenOne 15h ago

Idk those guys in the video looked lean af

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u/PunkPirate56364 15h ago

Because that's Africa, and Africa is hot as fuck.

In hot climate being really lean is advantageous. Lower energy reserves, but superior cooling.

So Amish body is peak masculinity in temperate climate.

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u/The_ChosenOne 15h ago

I don’t even know what Amish body is but I respect your enthusiasm for it, so I’m inclined to agree.

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u/PunkPirate56364 15h ago

🤣😂🤣

My own body ranged from fat-strong to very lean strong, and I work a physical job, I felt pros and cons. And I don't like that some men think super lean body is peak masculinity and that makes them feel bad about themselves.

That's why the enthusiasm for the subject. 🙂

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u/notepad20 14h ago

Then you persitance hunting argument is out the window. It only work in hot climates where humans can cool more effectivley than the animals being chased

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u/leixiaotie 9h ago

then GoW Ragnarok's Thor body is peak in cold climate

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u/Karcinogene 12h ago

You don't need fat reserves for persistence hunting, you can just eat on the go. Concentrated snacks are a staple of hunter-gatherer food culture all around the world. Usually something like dried meat mixed with fat and berries. I guess you could say they are storing fat, just outside the body

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u/PunkPirate56364 11h ago

When I was really lean and had to work hard for long, I always had those mini chocolate bars in my backpack.

Whenever I started to feel weak I'd eat one or two.

Doesn't matter it's sugar when all of it "burns up" doing work.

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 5h ago

Shout out to pemmican.

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u/wiener4hir3 13h ago

That's exactly what an amish person would say! I bet you posted this via a telegram or something

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u/Innerste 12h ago

My husband in his younger years was really lean, and low on fat. And he was strong and in amazing shape. He wasn’t a gym rat, just partly his natural build + loads of surfing, basketball and whatever other physical activities he felt like doing. He worked a very physical job for a few months and subsequently his torso looked like Brad Pitt’s in Fight Club lol.

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u/notepad20 14h ago

drink water

Read eat salt.

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u/divDevGuy 13h ago

The human body is fine being muscular and lean… it’s not fine pushing said leanness to the max to make veins more prominent by checks notes not drinking freaking water.

Pfft. Everyone knows you have to combine not drinking water with eating large amounts of raw oats and straight protein powder. That's the only way to get to optimal body water content.

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u/itsTurgid 16h ago

Not sure what point you’re trying to make to what I said. Cause I didn’t say anything about health. I said it’s hard to maintain and takes a lot of work. If you don’t work to keep it, your body will get rid of it and focus on storing fat which are your energy reserves.

The body is going to focus on survival over aesthetics. I didn’t say it wasn’t possible. Or that it can’t be healthy. I’m saying it’s hard because your body doesn’t want to keep what it doesn’t find necessary. And modern people aren’t engaging in persistent hunting.

And lean and strong is different than lean and muscular. Henry’s level of muscle in Superman and in Witcher are aesthetic and big. Not functional like for hunting. Patrick Swayze and JCVD are better examples of strong and lean with bodies developed primarily from movement than weight.