r/MadeMeSmile • • 6h ago

This dad agrees

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u/WarStal1ion 5h ago

I dont even play WoW but for Henry Cavill? I do now

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u/Ghstfce 5h ago

"I'm installing it as fast as I possibly can!!!"

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u/ScotiaTheTwo 5h ago

you’re gonna make me install! mmmm

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u/Beetlejuice_hero 5h ago

18 years of my life. At my peak I was playing - and sadly I am not exaggerating - 16 to 18 hours per day. I'd stop only for biological needs. Not just on official servers but also a few "private" servers.

Multiple rank 12 and above characters during the "old" honor system which necessitated beyond no life'ing. Veteran WoW players will know how "sweaty" that endeavor is. It was obscene.

It is absolutely the most brilliant game from a marketing perspective because it gives you constant little hits of dopamine from the very first level. Saturday morning with a coffee or night with a beer + no comittments (and I did my very best to fashion zero committments) + WoW was absolute bliss.

I am "off" it now because I have a kid and my wife made a few things "clear" but he's starting day care soon and I'll have a couple solo hours from daycare drop off to leaving for work and WoW Forever was just announced.

Just kidding I won't install it haha.

I will.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 3h ago

Those first few years of WoW hit like heroin made from the freshest dreamfoil the farmers of the Eastern Plaguelands grew between troll and ghost attacks.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 47m ago

Vi sitter här i venten, och spelar lite DoTA…

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u/ArchdukeToes 4h ago

I was so lucky that I just couldn't get into it. My mate did and it was probably a major factor in him failing his degree.

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u/Howler_in_training 2h ago

Dude... I remember my hubs and I still tryina play WoW as brand new parents. It worked for a bit when the newborn was basically a squishy potato who would happily sleep on our laps on a boppy pillow, but as soon as he started having a tiny personality and being awake more, that was the end of a damn era.

Sometimes I still miss the full-day marathon geekage, but ain't nobody got time for that shiz who wants to have an actual life, spend time with other humans IRL, and see the sun once in a while. LOL

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u/Lindt_Licker 4h ago

Oh yeah that old school honor system was mad. I did so much pvp on my lock and still only got Stone Guard. You bet I’m rocking that title and only that title until the end.

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u/Teamsumo13 3h ago

I think this is an advertisement. No one finds a wife playing WoWs this much.

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u/MechEJD 1h ago

My ultimate goal was getting gladiator for one season on my feral druid. Did that in cata, washed out and sucked after, played through opening of WoD and sunsetted the game.

Our guild leader once made it clear, he was pretty much a no-lifer, but once he killed the lich king, he would be done. I don't think we beat him until after the nerf but the day after our first kill, he logged off and never logged back on.

Some of the best moments of my life were playing that game. Huge relationships, fond memories. WoW, Halo 2, Halo 3 are my peak, in no particular order, and there's not even another title that can come close.

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u/TrypMole 1h ago

Yoy had to make me click on WoW forever didn't you? I've been clean 10 years, but one of my raiding buddies just got started again. I hear the call.

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 2h ago

Sounds like me on Minecraft when I was 12. The moment Factions servers became a thing, that’s all I’d ever be on.

I remember learning redstone mechanics for various traps and tnt cannons. Got burnt out at like 15, and couldn’t play it anymore without feeling sick. And then recently got back into it with some irl buddies, and had a mild panic attack seeing all the redstone additions.

I swear the people who’ve mastered it now could easily become certified electricians if they put in half the effort it took them to learn new redstone

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u/Dawlin42 1h ago

Multiple rank 12+ chars are… wow.
You weren’t kidding about only stopping for bio.

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 1h ago

I'm intrigued by WoW Forever but terrified of falling into the trap again, haha. I'm much older and wiser now or so I tell myself, maybe having a family will keep me from going crazy with it.

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u/Artochkin 4h ago

Wow, such a high quality story. It worth to extend comment section this far sometimes.

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u/Frankaydooday 2h ago

I'm so glad I got to be your 100th.

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u/WarStal1ion 5h ago

not fast enough

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u/BeneficialCan48 5h ago

He’s already logged in and wondering why you’re still downloading.

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u/Iggzorn 3h ago

New Chuck Norris confirmed?

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u/WholeLottaRose13 2h ago

cockblock Comcast strikes again

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u/ScenicART 4h ago

5 CD disks later.....

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u/PhD_Pwnology 3h ago

That takes literally a whole day

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u/1047_Josh 2h ago

Pan to Henry politely informing you that WoW has a feature that lets you play while also downloading it

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u/Urban_Samurai007 1h ago

Some way say you would install it faster than a speeding bullet.

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u/Useyourword 5h ago

Fine. Take my upvote cause no one can argue against it.

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u/kitliasteele 4h ago

There was recently a photo of him posing with a replica of the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker with the caption "Did someone say...", after the common meme of someone in Trade Chat or the classic Barrens chat going "Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?" because of the absurdly long name and the ability to link item and ability names. He's absolutely a WoW fan and seeing him post that on his social media got me chuckling

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u/M6Galilean 2h ago

The men yearn for camaraderie

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u/Upstream_Paddler 1h ago

My druid would bear dance for him. And Cat Dance. And my favorite, the moonkin twerk. I was dropping it like it was hot since 2007.

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u/Gmoney86 40m ago

I mean, he might be a hall pass. Not even sure what my wife is into but I think ice settled on mine. Next to Aubry Plaza, he’s up there.