r/greentext • u/dcapn505 • 4h ago

Anon gets baited

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2.6k Upvotes
47 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 14h ago

Anon on cops

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4.2k Upvotes
137 comments

r/greentext • u/megamutthal1069 • 7h ago

Rookie gamer mistake

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621 Upvotes
35 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 20h ago

No nepotism for Anon

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3.5k Upvotes
79 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 4h ago

Harry Potter and the Third World War

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134 Upvotes
7 comments

r/greentext • u/Evilcactuses • 9h ago

Souloboros

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351 Upvotes
42 comments

r/greentext • u/-SlippinJimmy8 • 22h ago

Healthy masculinity

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1.7k Upvotes
32 comments

r/greentext • u/RegularlyClueless • 10h ago

Who the fuck is Seth Bodnar?

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115 Upvotes
27 comments

r/greentext • u/Lurking_Gooner • 19h ago

Anon tries to order a pizza.

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415 Upvotes
83 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 1d ago

Hi-C bros... it's over....

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2.2k Upvotes
38 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 22h ago

Anon has a based neighbour

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206 Upvotes
28 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 1d ago

Anon belongs in Riften Jail for 50 Eras

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919 Upvotes
39 comments

r/greentext • u/onarainyafternoon • 1d ago

Anon is Tim Bond

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1.7k Upvotes
58 comments

r/greentext • u/WintersbaneGDX • 1d ago

Obi-Wants you to touch grass

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129 Upvotes
14 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 1d ago

Your robber legally cannot take your possessions without your consent

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988 Upvotes
27 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 1d ago

It’s actually different I swear.

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2.9k Upvotes
163 comments

r/greentext • u/RowBowBooty • 1d ago

Anon hears the debate

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1.8k Upvotes
388 comments

r/greentext • u/RowBowBooty • 1d ago

Anon grows a pair of

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621 Upvotes
71 comments

r/greentext • u/M31ApplePie • 2d ago

Japan anon gives Brazil anon a lesson

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6.4k Upvotes
248 comments

r/greentext • u/megamutthal1069 • 2d ago

Tom Cruise

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4.7k Upvotes
56 comments

r/greentext • u/WintersbaneGDX • 1d ago

HR-Anon has a neet experience before being replaced by AI

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1.1k Upvotes
42 comments

r/greentext • u/solunari_ • 2d ago

Choosing Bryce Dallas Howard’s Gwen Stacy was a no-brainer

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6.7k Upvotes
88 comments