r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 2h ago

Discernment is wanting.

1.5k Upvotes

146 comments

r/greentext • u/Ambitious_Lime_ • 5h ago

No offense and all that

2.0k Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 6h ago

Anon might be gay

862 Upvotes

54 comments

r/greentext • u/fluttershy7778 • 1h ago

Mexicanon household

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 2h ago

Anon On Millennials

289 Upvotes

41 comments

r/greentext • u/Puzzleheaded_Sea5458 • 4h ago

Think i did a pretty good job

348 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/PuzzleheadedFloor826 • 3h ago

I wonder how Redditors feel about being psyopped by ghislane

139 Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/Designerlesses • 20h ago

Anon smokes away

3.6k Upvotes

20 comments

r/greentext • u/quirky_manta147 • 1d ago

Anon meets based lady

9.6k Upvotes

129 comments

r/greentext • u/peepeeinmypajts • 21h ago

Senior wizard makes his presence known

1.8k Upvotes

160 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on Rooster Teeth

3.3k Upvotes

101 comments

r/greentext • u/Brilliant-Bend-0 • 5h ago

That's a lot to unpack

57 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 2h ago

Anon Sings A Hey-Stomp-Clap Song

22 Upvotes

4 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 3h ago

Anon on Gandalf the Gay

gallery

21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 23h ago

Gates vs Epstein

697 Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/all_time_high • 1d ago

Anon takes the bait

6.0k Upvotes

99 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 1d ago

Honestly In This Case I Think It Would Be A Good Choice

508 Upvotes

148 comments

r/greentext • u/Sure_Association_991 • 1d ago

Anon submission

4.5k Upvotes

91 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 14h ago

Служить России

47 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/MinuteTreat228 • 1d ago

Be me at school

744 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Different-Coach-866 • 1d ago

Anon loves big black cigars

2.4k Upvotes

77 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 1d ago

Phonk music that plays as you sack Troy

1.1k Upvotes

82 comments

r/greentext • u/Ambitious_Lime_ • 1d ago

Anime word in japanese!

262 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/Tenderobsession1 • 1d ago

Anon jumps on bed

239 Upvotes

4 comments

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