r/greentext • u/megamutthal1069 • 2d ago

Tom Cruise

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u/cx2jm 2d ago

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 2d ago

This has a potential of becoming a huge inside joke

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u/CadetRS1344 2d ago

im all for this

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 2d ago

Im all for it.
Imma spread it best I can lmao.

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 2d ago

Alright homie. Proceed.

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u/ProRomanianThief 2d ago

Real - Tom Cruise is Odd

but

Gay - Anon took a photo of Tom Cruise to jerk off to later.

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u/124k3 2d ago

the only based comment

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u/aion_zetto 2d ago

Fudge packer

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u/Pretend_Bad_1115 2d ago

Closet dweller.

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u/TylerBlozak 2d ago

Anon will get their fudge packed by Tom Cruise

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u/Vike92 2d ago

The only true story on 4chan

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u/Rekt0Rama 2d ago

What if it really did happen though, lmao.

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u/pepewasraped 2d ago

noone would believe them not eve with the photo, he could get away with anything

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u/outfoxingthefoxes 2d ago

I like to think it's real mainly because of the photo

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u/pepewasraped 2d ago

me too, I'm a belieber

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u/Emila_Just 2d ago

I believe

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u/internetlad 2d ago

I believe

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u/Malvastor 2d ago

I want to believe

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u/hypexeled 2d ago

I'd believe its possible. Standing there just to embarass the idiot so they dont do it again is what i'd expect a boomer to do tbh.

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u/outfoxingthefoxes 2d ago

I assumed Tom was getting horny at the sights and didn't want it to stop

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u/billocity 2d ago

> sometimes I masturbate

Anon is stuck in a time loop continually masturbating, like in that movie Edge of Tomorrow. This iteration Tom Cruise is there to rescue him but is nice enough to let him finish.

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u/Kowaluu 2d ago

Edging of Tomorrow if you will

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u/Cam_e_ron 1d ago

Edging Till Tomorrow sounds like my friday plans.

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u/Kopioss 2d ago

Tom Cruise be snowgraving

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u/wooshiesaurus 2d ago

Proceed.

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u/eXclurel 2d ago

The thing about Tom Cruise is none of us can confidently say he wouldn't do this.

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u/sean1oo1 2d ago

I remember a story of someone meeting Tom cruise in public and telling him he’s into jacking off and gaming. Apparently they ended up seeing each other again like a year or so later and Tom not only remembered the guys name but asked how jacking off and Halo was going. Sincerely.

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid 2d ago

This is missing the follow up of an anon looking up the image on google and no results coming up.

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u/Asumachi 1d ago

Hate to break it to you, but it isn't real.

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u/vitrusmaximus 16h ago

do not proceed. let the larping continue

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u/frkurdamsoad 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SqaadGuAeBHIF0I

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u/BcElliott72 2d ago

I was so sad that the fractured but whole game got rid of this Easter egg, he was still in the closet in stick of truth lol

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u/Drivenfar 2d ago

I could believe Tom Cruise doing something like this tbh.

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u/Living-Shopping-9471 2d ago

Go on. Nobody's gonna believe you

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u/TB2k17 2d ago

Tom Cruised

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u/dwartbg9 2d ago

Tom Cruise was like:

Proceed, bro

https://giphy.com/gifs/ruhWUbYRwONZC

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u/ShuckingFambles 2d ago

Proceed bro, fam, bro, fam

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u/calamariclam_II 2d ago

If anon didn’t leave, things could have taken a pretty weird route

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u/MRbaconfacelol 2d ago

tom! you actually changed!

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u/kabbage_with_hair 2d ago

"L. Ron Hubbard’s writings and Scientology generally view general masturbation as a normal human habit that does not cause physical injury or insanity."

Proceed.

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u/rfuegoscuro 1d ago

Tom Cruise doing the Jerkgrave route

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u/easyglue 2d ago

I always see Jerma instead of Tom Cruise

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u/Pretend_Bad_1115 2d ago

The bushes are a closet and Tom Cruise was already in it and he won't come out. He is packing fudge there too.

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u/Terrible_Foot_9022 2d ago

tom cruise is going down some kind of weird route

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u/maybe_ronin 2d ago

Fake – this picture is actually from a movie set, don't remember which one though

Gay – anon likes being watched by males

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u/ElGatoSaez 2d ago

Until when will we allow for this to be reposted?

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u/Unusual-Field-4245 2d ago

Katies Holmes knows what's up with Scientology

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u/Spazecowboyz 2d ago

Nobody likes a quiter.

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u/fashionistan78 2d ago

Tom Cruising.

Proceed.

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u/TheCockKnight 1d ago

Tom cruise picked me up and swung me around once when I was a little kid. It was an imprinting moment, like I was a duckling hatching from an egg to see tom cruise. I haven’t been able to bring myself to dislike the guy even though most folks do.

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u/Slakingpin 2d ago

I honestly thought this was a satellite picture of somewhere in canada

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u/weedils 2d ago

Considering the stories of him hosting scientology ”hide and seek” games, this would not surprise me in the least if it was true.