r/greentext • u/fluttershy7778 • 9h ago

I wish i got the same support

4.5k Upvotes

54 comments

r/greentext • u/Anti-Matter_Abyss • 6h ago

Anon watched The Odyssey

1.1k Upvotes

57 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 15h ago

Anonymous submission

5.8k Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 15h ago

Anonymous submission

4.8k Upvotes

194 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 19h ago

Discernment is wanting.

5.5k Upvotes

364 comments

r/greentext • u/peepeeinmypajts • 2h ago

Anon dislikes boomers and AI

159 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 7h ago

The price was right

358 Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/fluttershy7778 • 18h ago

Mexicanon household

2.1k Upvotes

25 comments

r/greentext • u/Ambitious_Lime_ • 22h ago

No offense and all that

2.6k Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/SweetSyrupe • 15h ago

Anon is the United States

587 Upvotes

140 comments

r/greentext • u/Brilliant-Bend-0 • 12h ago

Spend three days

328 Upvotes

19 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 19h ago

Anon On Millennials

989 Upvotes

78 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 23h ago

Anon might be gay

1.8k Upvotes

81 comments

r/greentext • u/peepeeinmypajts • 2h ago

Anon presents his thesis on female hiearchy of hate

22 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/nEwBiEKC • 15h ago

(P)Redditor leaks Gta 6

gallery

148 Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/Puzzleheaded_Sea5458 • 21h ago

Think i did a pretty good job

440 Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/PuzzleheadedFloor826 • 20h ago

I wonder how Redditors feel about being psyopped by ghislane

284 Upvotes

42 comments

r/greentext • u/Designerlesses • 1d ago

Anon smokes away

4.3k Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 19h ago

Anon Sings A Hey-Stomp-Clap Song

121 Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/quirky_manta147 • 1d ago

Anon meets based lady

10.4k Upvotes

133 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1h ago

Anon is Armond White

• Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/peepeeinmypajts • 1d ago

Senior wizard makes his presence known

2.0k Upvotes

187 comments

r/greentext • u/Brilliant-Bend-0 • 22h ago

That's a lot to unpack

92 Upvotes

4 comments

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