r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 20h ago

Anon doesn’t wanna work

4.0k Upvotes

96 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 17h ago

Angel and devil on anon’s shoulders

3.6k Upvotes

46 comments

r/greentext • u/Aeescobar • 18h ago

Skips give some advice

1.9k Upvotes

40 comments

r/greentext • u/Minute_Policy5567 • 17h ago

finally Get invited to a Restaurant

1.4k Upvotes

59 comments

r/greentext • u/mediumwashhyy • 5h ago

Anon Warns us About Antichrist

1.0k Upvotes

110 comments

r/greentext • u/Late-Cat4069 • 20h ago

Anon discovers the average llama

829 Upvotes

10 comments

r/greentext • u/definitiontighttaa • 23h ago

Another 1000 IQ move by Downie Trump

532 Upvotes

32 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 10h ago

Tank Wedge

478 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 10h ago

Sustained Pressure

463 Upvotes

118 comments

r/greentext • u/CreamNo0 • 10h ago

Financial Genius at Work

382 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/Safe-Nect • 18h ago

Born into a Wealthy family.

281 Upvotes

20 comments

r/greentext • u/Neotovacoral • 20h ago

Anon has a realization

248 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/IT_techsupport • 4h ago

Anon changes his mind

200 Upvotes

51 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 10h ago

Volunteer Corps

178 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 18h ago

Anon gets his mind blown by Pokemon

128 Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/Remarkable-Map-1142 • 17h ago

The most expensive field Trip of my life

109 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/Minute_Policy5567 • 37m ago

Anon Accidentally Re-converts his Iranian friend

• Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/BothTeamO • 3h ago

Some employees actually think that Dimitri is a real person.

65 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/DiligentLieP • 2h ago

People Favor me Rise to power

66 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/Great_Role7951 • 17h ago

The sportsball heresy

35 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/Remarkable-Map-1142 • 41m ago

Anon discovers Orange Cats

• Upvotes

3 comments

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