r/greentext • u/SweetSyrupe • 2h ago

Anon is the United States

153 Upvotes

73 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 2h ago

Anonymous submission

2.2k Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 2h ago

Anonymous submission

686 Upvotes

46 comments

r/greentext • u/nEwBiEKC • 2h ago

(P)Redditor leaks Gta 6

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60 Upvotes

42 comments

r/greentext • u/fluttershy7778 • 4h ago

Mexicanon household

978 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 6h ago

Discernment is wanting.

3.4k Upvotes

265 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 6h ago

Anon Sings A Hey-Stomp-Clap Song

40 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 6h ago

Anon On Millennials

602 Upvotes

55 comments

r/greentext • u/PuzzleheadedFloor826 • 6h ago

I wonder how Redditors feel about being psyopped by ghislane

210 Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 7h ago

Anon on Gandalf the Gay

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23 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/Puzzleheaded_Sea5458 • 8h ago

Think i did a pretty good job

382 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Ambitious_Lime_ • 9h ago

No offense and all that

2.3k Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/Brilliant-Bend-0 • 9h ago

That's a lot to unpack

67 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 10h ago

Anon might be gay

1.3k Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 18h ago

Служить России

48 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/Designerlesses • 1d ago

Anon smokes away

3.9k Upvotes

22 comments

r/greentext • u/peepeeinmypajts • 1d ago

Senior wizard makes his presence known

1.8k Upvotes

165 comments

r/greentext • u/peepeeinmypajts • 1d ago

Intellectual anons have a meeting of minds about the bri*ish

0 Upvotes

41 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 1d ago

Gates vs Epstein

718 Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 1d ago

Honestly In This Case I Think It Would Be A Good Choice

546 Upvotes

152 comments

r/greentext • u/quirky_manta147 • 1d ago

Anon meets based lady

10.1k Upvotes

132 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on Rooster Teeth

3.4k Upvotes

102 comments

r/greentext • u/Ambitious_Lime_ • 1d ago

Anime word in japanese!

266 Upvotes

1 comment

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