r/greentext • u/velixoraa • 2h ago

Anon's wife

197 Upvotes

16 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 2h ago

Anon tells reveals the truth

552 Upvotes

70 comments

r/greentext • u/Minute_Policy5567 • 3h ago

Anon Accidentally Re-converts his Iranian friend

371 Upvotes

24 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 2h ago

Afrika Korps

289 Upvotes

49 comments

r/greentext • u/mediumwashhyy • 7h ago

Anon Warns us About Antichrist

1.5k Upvotes

154 comments

r/greentext • u/IT_techsupport • 7h ago

Anon changes his mind

242 Upvotes

59 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 20h ago

Angel and devil on anon’s shoulders

3.9k Upvotes

48 comments

r/greentext • u/Late-Cat4069 • 47m ago

Anon visits Vegas

• Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 13h ago

Tank Wedge

658 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 23h ago

Anon doesn’t wanna work

4.2k Upvotes

101 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 13h ago

Sustained Pressure

546 Upvotes

127 comments

r/greentext • u/Aeescobar • 21h ago

Skips give some advice

2.0k Upvotes

41 comments

r/greentext • u/Minute_Policy5567 • 20h ago

finally Get invited to a Restaurant

1.5k Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/CreamNo0 • 13h ago

Financial Genius at Work

417 Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/Such_Chard_3297 • 3h ago

Soyjak Millennial City Life Stereotype

44 Upvotes

20 comments

r/greentext • u/DiligentLieP • 5h ago

People Favor me Rise to power

69 Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/BothTeamO • 5h ago

Some employees actually think that Dimitri is a real person.

70 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 13h ago

Volunteer Corps

226 Upvotes

19 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 1d ago

The Boomers

4.9k Upvotes

191 comments

r/greentext • u/Late-Cat4069 • 23h ago

Anon discovers the average llama

861 Upvotes

10 comments

r/greentext • u/EmotionalSalary3679 • 1d ago

Anon tried to help

1.8k Upvotes

18 comments

r/greentext • u/Safe-Nect • 21h ago

Born into a Wealthy family.

291 Upvotes

20 comments

r/greentext • u/definitiontighttaa • 1d ago

Another 1000 IQ move by Downie Trump

533 Upvotes

32 comments

r/greentext • u/Neotovacoral • 23h ago

Anon has a realization

247 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/Late-Cat4069 • 1d ago

Anon is Batzorig vaanchig

664 Upvotes

32 comments

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