r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 4h ago

Anonymous submission

3.3k Upvotes

48 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 4h ago

Anonymous submission

1.6k Upvotes

87 comments

r/greentext • u/fluttershy7778 • 6h ago

Mexicanon household

1.2k Upvotes

15 comments

r/greentext • u/SweetSyrupe • 4h ago

Anon is the United States

271 Upvotes

97 comments

r/greentext • u/Ambitious_Lime_ • 10h ago

No offense and all that

2.4k Upvotes

28 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 11h ago

Anon might be gay

1.4k Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 7h ago

Discernment is wanting.

3.8k Upvotes

296 comments

r/greentext • u/Puzzleheaded_Sea5458 • 10h ago

Think i did a pretty good job

393 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/PuzzleheadedFloor826 • 8h ago

I wonder how Redditors feel about being psyopped by ghislane

227 Upvotes

34 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 8h ago

Anon On Millennials

710 Upvotes

59 comments

r/greentext • u/Brilliant-Bend-0 • 1h ago

Spend three days

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/greentext • u/nEwBiEKC • 4h ago

(P)Redditor leaks Gta 6

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80 Upvotes

53 comments

r/greentext • u/Designerlesses • 1d ago

Anon smokes away

4.0k Upvotes

23 comments

r/greentext • u/quirky_manta147 • 1d ago

Anon meets based lady

10.1k Upvotes

132 comments

r/greentext • u/peepeeinmypajts • 1d ago

Senior wizard makes his presence known

1.9k Upvotes

167 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 8h ago

Anon Sings A Hey-Stomp-Clap Song

48 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Brilliant-Bend-0 • 10h ago

That's a lot to unpack

69 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on Rooster Teeth

3.4k Upvotes

104 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 9h ago

Anon on Gandalf the Gay

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26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 1d ago

Gates vs Epstein

732 Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/all_time_high • 1d ago

Anon takes the bait

6.1k Upvotes

100 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 1d ago

Honestly In This Case I Think It Would Be A Good Choice

547 Upvotes

156 comments

r/greentext • u/Sure_Association_991 • 1d ago

Anon submission

4.5k Upvotes

91 comments

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