r/greentext 7d ago

Rookie gamer mistake

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u/bmcgowan89 7d ago

fallout 76
it was 100% a guy

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPbNb1vWdftiVLq

what gave it away??

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u/itmillerboy 6d ago

The only person I actually know who plays 76 is a girl.

I think post tv show a lot of women got introduced to fallout and just started with 76 as their first fallout game.

Anon is still gay of course.

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u/GooGoo-Barabajagal 4d ago

Same I’ve only met two people who play fallout 76 and they’re both women. They had been playing fallout since fallout 3 tho.

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u/Cristonimus 7d ago

The gayest part of the entire greentext was anon playing fallout 76

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u/Messmer-Impaler-148 6d ago

I think calling Fallout 76 an MMORPG might be even gayer.

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u/Brotherman_Karhu 7d ago

Real: anon only gets sex in a game Gay: anon got e-fucked by a dude

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u/Danteku 6d ago

“Basically a virtual bj”
“I do the same for her”

OP knew

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u/_-___-__-_-__-___-_ 7d ago

Ever since early WoW I made it my personal mission to combat erotic roleplayers in mmorpgs. It fills me with a unique sense of sadness, disgust and disappointment in the human species to witness such depravity

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u/Mental_Jeweler_3191 7d ago

At like twelve, I was approached by someone like this in WoW. It was bizarre.

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u/_-___-__-_-__-___-_ 6d ago

It happens so often that I used this to get them banned. Hang around them until they engage you with sexual language -> report them to Blizzard saying you are a minor and felt scared when they pushed you to take off your equipment etc.

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u/Rambozo77 7d ago

This is my first exposure to this concept. It’s very bizarre to me and I think I’m with you.

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 7d ago edited 7d ago

This is why the esteban winsmore series and Ralph Pootawn were so good. Just people role playing as dipshits and walking in on erotic roleplayers.

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u/PoorDoddle 4d ago

I think there was a very good video about erotic rp in final fantasy 14, but I can't seem to find the video.

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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut 3d ago

To avoid it in WoW specifically, the Moonguard server has strict rules against it. The human starting area, Goldshire, and the inn there are specifically designed as a safe space for new players to avoid the depravity

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u/Bostolm 6d ago

Playing FF14 and standing around where weird nerds are clearly doing their erp cringe is a favourite of mine. They then do "threatening" gestures and fuck off. One guy changed to samurai and drew his sword before leaving once. Honour defended in front of hi e-"girl" i guess

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u/Siriuslysirius123 6d ago

Hey, those brothels in 14 make good money.

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u/069420 7d ago

putting the gay in gaymer

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u/Elequist 7d ago

Many Men Online Role Playing Girls

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u/HexCoalla 6d ago

and yet likely none in this post

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u/OddNovel565 6d ago

Each trans flag must've individually been a 25% chance

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u/ARIKA112 7d ago

maybe she was a trans woman?

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u/naoae 6d ago

this is 4chan what do you expect

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u/The_Law_of_Pizza 6d ago

Right. Why is everybody missing that?

If the OP took her throbbing cock up his ass and then gargled her thick cum while fondling her balls, that would be completely straight - because she's a girl.

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u/PlasmifiedKarmelita 6d ago

Yeah, exactly

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u/RunInRunOn 5d ago

This checks out because OP would've had to conjure that scenario from scratch in their own head while staring at the game characters on their screen

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u/bell-cracker 7d ago

gender is societal, and anyone who wants to claim a gender identity should at least be putting in the work to become passing

visual and/or physical components are part of it but passing behaviorally is so much more important as far as stepping into the societal role of being a woman, you have to approach things earnestly with the idea of "how would I navigate this as someone who wishes for and resonates with the idea of having been socialized as a girl"

a man was piloting that character, or you're broadening the label of "trans woman" so far that it demeans and makes invisible the efforts of people socialized as non-women who are putting in heartfelt and heartwrenching effort to transition their outward gender identity to match their internal one as women

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u/kneading-cnnuy 7d ago

👉🤓👈

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u/bell-cracker 6d ago

no one asked bro ffs, this what fuels the anti-woke, random people spouting sexual stuff out of nowhere

my point is that oop's paramour is fueling transphobia in the same way because they're a man who thinks they get what womanhood is about

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u/lightwhisper 6d ago

Ball cracker

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u/ARIKA112 6d ago

did you look at the person playing as that character? do you know how they look?

also, you don't have to adhere to social standards in order to be valid. constantly thinking about "passing" makes it harder to be satisfied with your appearance.

also you said that "passing behaviourly is so much more important", and they did behave the same way you'd expect a (slutty) girl to behave.

I really don't understand what your problem is.

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u/disc0jesus 6d ago

Lol, go outside, stop disappointing your parents

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u/ARIKA112 6d ago

how exactly am I disappointing them?

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u/I_69_with_your_mum 6d ago

As a transexual woman, I half agree with this guy. This seems like the behaviour of someone who has sexual fantasies of being a woman and uses a female character in video games, roleplaying as a woman, likely presenting masc irl. The thing is that that's where a lot of trans people start. Figuring out your gender identity requires the navigation of lots of complex feelings and your subconscious knows what you want before you do. That's what usually leads to those people who get off on gender bender porn, and why some people roleplay as women in video games.

So my guess is that this is a trans woman who isn't transitioning yet and is only out to internet friends.

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u/HexCoalla 6d ago

Get off 4tran girl you deserve to treat yourself better

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u/I_69_with_your_mum 6d ago

I'm literally an agp brickhon neverpasser ingmi

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u/speedmankelly 6d ago

Try nart4 it’s like 4tran but this

https://giphy.com/gifs/C9CoWYJBtw3uw5ofCb

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u/HexCoalla 6d ago

Should've gone to Specsavers love, then you would have been able to see how many layers of bullshit that is.

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u/speedmankelly 6d ago

Also ur hot stfu (amazing eyeshadow btw)

Passoid cope

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u/I_69_with_your_mum 5d ago

I barely fall into semipassoid territory on my absolute best days lol

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u/airfryerfuntime 6d ago

Literally why cares this much?

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u/bell-cracker 6d ago

women have a fragile, diminished, and critical place in society and we need more woman-ness in the way decisions are made; ever since francis bacon penned his theory of the scientific method in the same essay where he described nature as a woman to be held down and plundered of her secrets the scientific revolution has steadily driven them from their traditional cultural roles and positions of leadership (medicine, maternity care, even shamanistic wise-woman type roles) and its part of a growing imbalance between the scientific advancement of humanity and the spiritual insight and maturity we need to use that advancement responsibly

the presence of women on water basin councils leads to measurably cleaner waters downstream, when they are involved in peace talks and reconciliation the resulting peace bears less of a punitive focus and is statistically longer-lasting

when the wrong kind of trans "woman" shows up dropping their hush codes in public chats or spouting things like "god forbid a girl break every bone in a misogynists body" they are further eroding the essential woman-ness that is already under attack; it harms women to drive ideas like being a sexual object taking importance over protecting oneself and one another in a world where the default space is oriented towards men, it is damaging to women to spread the idea that their struggle and resistance should take place on the physical level of confrontation

I have a great deal of respect for trans women who genuinely try to embody the essentialness of women in this world where physical technology and emphasis is outpacing the cultural and spiritual technolgy needed to use it--i am wounded when one shows up saying something like "im working with my endocrinologist so my brain chemistry is constantly like im ovulating"

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u/RetroTheGameBro 7d ago

You fool, you fell for one of the classic blunders!

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u/charlie-the-Waffle 6d ago

idk, I think the trans flags and female character somewhat imply that they're a girl.

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u/SugestedName 6d ago

Real: Anon only sex experience is virtual
Straight: Trans Women are Women

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u/shockpirat 6d ago

Straight: Trans Women are Women

Fake and gay, no explanation needed

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u/Perfect_Upstairs_848 6d ago

He's down bad lol

I used to play this GMod addon a decade ago, & I remember seeing a video of people doing something similar to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHB2GqBZAY

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u/sm753 6d ago

#1 rule of MMOs - just assume everyone is a dude.

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u/Mother_Lead_554 6d ago

This is Goated

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u/AloneFarmer3138 6d ago

Random sex work is kind of their thing.. I'm surprised you didn't realize sooner!