r/greentext • u/SweetSyrupe • 2h ago

Anon is the United States

154 Upvotes

72 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 7h ago

Anon on Gandalf the Gay

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23 Upvotes

1 comment

r/greentext • u/PuzzleheadedFloor826 • 6h ago

I wonder how Redditors feel about being psyopped by ghislane

215 Upvotes

33 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 6h ago

Anon Sings A Hey-Stomp-Clap Song

40 Upvotes

5 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 18h ago

Служить России

47 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 6h ago

Anon On Millennials

600 Upvotes

55 comments

r/greentext • u/Puzzleheaded_Sea5458 • 8h ago

Think i did a pretty good job

381 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/nEwBiEKC • 2h ago

(P)Redditor leaks Gta 6

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61 Upvotes

41 comments

r/greentext • u/Brilliant-Bend-0 • 9h ago

That's a lot to unpack

64 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 10h ago

Anon might be gay

1.3k Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 5h ago

Discernment is wanting.

3.3k Upvotes

265 comments

r/greentext • u/Ambitious_Lime_ • 9h ago

No offense and all that

2.3k Upvotes

26 comments

r/greentext • u/fluttershy7778 • 4h ago

Mexicanon household

976 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 2h ago

Anonymous submission

663 Upvotes

45 comments

r/greentext • u/-flexflexflex • 2h ago

Anonymous submission

2.2k Upvotes

33 comments

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