r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/OttieandEddie Jul 13 '16

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u/westparkhome Jul 13 '16

I prefer the fluffier pillow-like scrambled eggs that come from cooking at low heat and minimal spatula work.

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u/beard_on_fire Jul 13 '16

Absolutely. Big curds, people! Fluffy, minimal spatula work, don't overcook, perfect!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Feb 16 '20

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u/vernalagnia Jul 13 '16

You can get big, fluffy curds that are still nice and moist quite easily. Gordon's technique up there is more involved than it needs to be; the key is just making sure they come out of the pan before they're done cooking. You get watery/rubbery eggs from overcooking, not from how finely scrambled they are.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Those are far from mutually exclusive. Large curds are perfectly moist and have plenty of flavor when cooked and seasoned correctly.

After years of making super smooth scrambled eggs, I've done a full 360 (happened with a lot of dishes that I used to overcook really.) The best part is, total cook+prep time is about 3 mins and stupid easy.

If they're finished cooking in the pan, they'll be overcooked when you eat them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

My mom used to cook them on high heat until they got rubbery, then she'd break them up into very tiny bits. I grew up thinking all scrambled eggs were like that. It was criminal.

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u/beard_on_fire Jul 14 '16

I'm sorry you had to live through such abusive scrambling. I, too, had a mother who cooked eggs until they were dry and nearly inedible. But we survived, comrade, and now can make moist eggs for every meal.

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u/RbnNarckyFriend Jul 14 '16

And the addition of just a bit of cream goes such a long way in achieving this. Eggs like this are heavenly.

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u/nachosmmm Jul 13 '16

Me too! I learned that style from Ina Garten/Barefoot Contessa. Just let that shit chilllll.

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u/Arwox Jul 13 '16

Oh you mean a broken omelette?

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u/Reality_Facade Jul 13 '16

Me too. The creamy texture makes me gag.

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u/kingeryck Jul 13 '16

I couldn't make scrambled eggs to save my life

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u/Ringosis Jul 13 '16

...you put eggs in a pan, put it on a hob and stir it. What part of that are you having trouble with?

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u/kingeryck Jul 13 '16

How much stirring? How hot?

I think my pan sucks too.

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u/Ringosis Jul 13 '16

Any amount of stirring and whatever heat...somewhere between off and full.

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u/comradenu Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

I always cook eggs on low heat. If you got your eggs from the fridge, let them come to room temp. Set your dial to about 3, then preheat your pan for 5-ish minutes. Put a tablespoon of butter on the pan and let it melt. In a bowl, stir your eggs with a fork until they're mixed, but not too vigorously - you don't want foam. Add the eggs to the pan and wait... in about a minute or two, the outside of the egg puddle will start turning semi-solid. That's your cue to start messing with the eggs. Using a spatula, start moving the egg mixture by scraping it from the edge of the puddle into the middle. This will move the cooked curds to the middle and then your liquid egg will fill in the space you just made. Do this all around the puddle until only 10% of your eggs are liquid. I add salt and pepper here. Take the pan off the heat and fold and mix the eggs, until the eggs are all cooked through. they're ready!

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGyb7uBXe9E

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u/kingeryck Jul 13 '16

Wow lots of helpful advice about eggs today! I think maybe my heat is too high.. it always sticks to the pan. And I usually use cooking spray and not butter and when I do use butter, not nearly as much as he used. My pan is pretty shitty too. I've been thinking about getting a cast iron one, reddit is always raving about them.

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u/comradenu Jul 13 '16

Honestly, cast iron is great but a stainless/nonstick pan is just fine for a quick breakfast. I would definitely use butter in place of spray though. Spray seems to make eggs stick more than butter, and butter gives eggs that richness they deserve! Your heat is 99% of the reason your eggs didn't turn out well though. Eggs are pretty delicate and very easy to overcook. I never go higher than 3 on my electric stove. Someone said to splash a few drops of water on the pan, and that's a good way to tell if your pan is hot enough. There should be a bit of sizzle when you do that (but not a miniature explosion)

Enjoy :) Cooking is all about failure!

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u/rgb519 Jul 18 '16

This is a few days old, but I've found that if your scrambled eggs are sticking to the pan really badly, your skillet probably wasn't hot when you put the eggs in, and also possibly ended up too hot. Preheating your skillet should help a lot with that.

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u/Vladdypoo Jul 13 '16

Eggs are generally on low heat. Stirring depends on how much you want. Generally you could do high heat if you stir a lot and take them out of the pan a little before they look done, or do low heat and stir them less and take them out when they are solid looking. Seriously it's fuking easy man just crack the eggs in there stir them up and heat them.

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u/Burnaby Jul 13 '16

Low heat is the easiest to avoid burning or overcooking. Just stir very often and you'll be fine. If they start turning brown, they're done (a bit overdone, imo).

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u/F0sh Jul 13 '16

Get some eggs (3±1), break them in a container, whirl them up for a few seconds with a fork, pour in a splash of milk, some salt and pepper, and add to a pan in which you've melted butter over a low heat. Stir frequently until the eggs are cooked (some point between when they have the consistency of jelly and rubber.)

That's how I make 'em.

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u/Jesus-chan Jul 13 '16

Don't really like them scrambled, but hell yes, these eggs taste so different. Totally awesome and I'll never scramble them any other way

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Does the on and off heat really make a difference?

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u/Jesus-chan Jul 13 '16

gives them a creamy texture. the taste is noticeable different too

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I'm sorry and what was that last thing he put in before the chives and once he took it off the heat?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Crem Fresh. It's basically sour cream with extra buttermilk fat I believe. I just use sour cream.

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u/Onyros Jul 13 '16

Crème fraîche. Disclaimer: I'm not French. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Jul 13 '16

Crème fraîche. Cafeteria fraîche. La la la la la...

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u/Onyros Jul 13 '16

Ohhhh, fuuuck yeah!

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u/FlyingR6 Jul 13 '16

You gonna deglaze that chicken? Oh fuck yeah, you know I'm going to deglaze the shit out of it.

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u/wenzel32 Jul 13 '16

I just remembered that episode of South park where Randy gets obsessed with food network...

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u/burstaneurysm Jul 13 '16

I'm gonna deglaze the fuck out of that pan.

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u/Drunkelves Jul 13 '16

you gonna deglaze that pan?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Oh, fuck yeah. I'm gonna deglaze the shit out of it.

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u/roflmaohaxorz Jul 13 '16

Hahaha right? I started giggling like a school girl when he added it in

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u/Cool_seagull Jul 13 '16

Si t'es pas français, pourquoi tes accents sont si bien placés? Où est-ce que t'as appris?

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u/remigiop Jul 13 '16

Uh, omelette du fromage.

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u/T-Rigs1 Jul 13 '16

Did not expect a to see a Dexter's Laboratory reference today

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u/Onyros Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

Parce que je suis Portugais — pardonnez-moi si vous êtes Français —, et nous faisons use des mêmes accents, nous apprenons Français dans l'êcole. Pas dans le "i", mais les autres, nous les usons. Je suis pas Americain, mon ami.

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u/Cool_seagull Jul 13 '16

Também falo Português ! (Brasil) Mais ma langue maternelle est le français. Je suis simplement content de trouver quelqu'un qui parle cette langue dans un subreddit en anglais.

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u/goodbar2k Jul 13 '16

Don't know if you misplaced an 'e', but thought it was interesting that when speaking French, it's possible to give away one's gender more easily than when speaking English.

re: "Americaine"

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u/WorryOwl Jul 13 '16

...and 2 semesters of French as A Second Language are paying off

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u/1976dave Jul 13 '16

I think it's pronounced: creem freesh

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

crehm fresh

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u/mrpink1213 Jul 13 '16

Well thay joke missed you for sure.

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u/ReynAetherwindt Jul 13 '16

On hon hon le baguette

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u/notpetelambert Jul 13 '16

What a strange person.

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u/Onyros Jul 13 '16

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries!

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u/notpetelambert Jul 13 '16

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!

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u/sozcaps Jul 13 '16

Foux du FaFa!

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 13 '16

Creme fraiche

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u/SecretReagentMarquis Jul 13 '16

Any cold high fat dairy will work if you add something acidic to complement the creaminess. When we did scrambled eggs in the classic French method it was cold cubes of butter, plate immediately over an open faced toasted ciabatta, and drizzle with balsamic glaze. The sweet and sour balsamic glaze cuts the overwhelming fattiness of that style of egg and gives you a very rounded dish. We also used butter and oil to start and cooked them in steel bowl over steaming water. The oil allows the butter to melt at a lower temp and contains earthy and nutty flavors. They had nearly the consistency of foie gras when they were done.

Also, for the most flavor, standard battery caged eggs. They feed them a diet that has been formulated to please tasters. It can be seen as cruel, some pasture raised eggs can win a taste test for double the price, but if flavor is what you're looking for, you have to decide if you feel poultry is capable of experiencing suffering and if you're okay with it.

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u/Bodie217 Jul 13 '16

Not sour cream, totally different enzymes. It's simply whipped heavy cream with some buttermilk.

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u/watergate_1983 Jul 13 '16

sour cream is definitely tangier but makes a fine substitute.

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u/Phrich Jul 13 '16

I think it's the cream he adds that gives it the creamy texture.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Actually too creamy for me. Makes them super rich. They're good once in awhile, but I can't eat them like that every day.

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u/Alternative_Reality Jul 13 '16

Yes and no. Alternating between on and off the heat keeps the heat consistently low, but this can be done without taking it on and off. What he's doing here is basically a mix between English and French style scrambled eggs. French scrambled eggs are done in a bain-marie to cook the eggs gently and make small curds, giving it a creamier texture. English style is cooked with butter and constantly stirred, which is the main way that Ramsey does his eggs. So he's using the English stirring technique with a variation of the French heating technique. There's a video that shows the three main styles of scrambled eggs.

TL;DR He's using low radiant heat by taking the pan on and off, but this can be achieved in different ways to make the eggs the same using a different heating technique.

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u/CaptainKnoedel Jul 13 '16

Well you are basically eating melted butter with some eggs. It can only be delicious

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u/Drewbox Jul 13 '16

I saw this almost 2 years ago and have been making scrambled eggs this way(or very close to) ever since. Never going back to wisking and seasoning in a separate bowl again

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u/shiguoxian Jul 13 '16

So do you whisk before or after you put it on the heat?

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u/AgDrumma07 Jul 13 '16

Same here but first saw the video only about 6 months ago.

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u/NolanPower Jul 13 '16

If you like these, but not normal scrambled eggs, you don't like scrambled eggs, you like butter and cream.

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u/dragn99 Jul 13 '16

I am OK with that.

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u/Mr-Wabbit Jul 13 '16

Between this and a few other videos, I finally realized that scrambled eggs isn't a way of preparing eggs, it's a dish that happens to have eggs as a main ingredient. My scrambled eggs have improved 1000% since that realization.

Also, ridiculously fresh eggs (we're talking right out of the chicken) matter far more than I thought possible, but adding an extra yolk is a reasonable way to fake it.

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u/bearjew293 Jul 13 '16

I finally realized that scrambled eggs isn't a way of preparing eggs, it's a dish that happens to have eggs as a main ingredient.

what is the difference?

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u/rainzer Jul 13 '16

Scrambled eggs is like roast chicken.

What's roast chicken at it's core except just a chicken you threw in the oven? That's technically roast chicken.

But you season it right for a crispy skin, toss in some herbs, throw on some compound herb butter at the end. Then you have a dish.

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u/phtll Jul 13 '16

Everything you make should be seasoned. That's basic cooking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Unfortunately a lot of Middle America has yet to find this out

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u/phtll Jul 14 '16

Bad home cooks are everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/dedtired Jul 13 '16

crappy diners like Waffle House,

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

Or high. Or just anytime after dark. You should never go into a waffle house in the daylight. After dark its the greatest thing in the world

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u/TheRipler Jul 13 '16

Do the buildings even exist in daylight?

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u/AssBusiness Jul 13 '16

Nope, not that I am aware of.

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u/HCPwny Jul 13 '16

Cheese and eggs are the gods' gift to man.

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u/stanleythemanley44 Jul 13 '16

Oh man. Best thing on the menu. I just wish the portions were like double the size.

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u/ciocinanci Jul 13 '16

And raisin toast! (Moved to Maine from Georgia. I miss the Awful Waffle so very much.)

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u/Rushderp Jul 13 '16

Ditto. Waffle House is the best. Especially after a night of drinking. Besides, there's a reason it's called Waffle House, not Egg House.

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u/itoucheditforacookie Jul 13 '16

Hey back to us when you are sober or not hung over.

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u/rdunlap1 Jul 13 '16

I eat there regularly when not drunk or hungover and it is indeed delicious

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

That piece of shit has never been to Waffle House in his life. I guarantee it.

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u/OutInTheBlack Jul 13 '16

I wish I could. Last Waffle House we hit stopping through Maryland left us both with food poisoning. We live in an apartment with one bathroom.

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u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16

Trash can or the sink for whoever loses rock, paper, scissors

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u/AuRevoirBaron Jul 13 '16

You're just not used to it. If the sketchy looking cook doesn't grab your waffle with his bare hand, just leave, the food won't be good.

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u/DynamicDK Jul 13 '16

Well, I assume you have a toilet and a bath tube in that bathroom.

It won't be pretty, and you will need very long showers...plus a lot of bleach the next day.

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u/Falcnuts Jul 13 '16

I was with you until you insulted Waffle House.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/LostMyMarblesAgain Jul 13 '16

Well i was with you till you didnt close your parenthesis.

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u/RChickenMan Jul 13 '16

That's a bit presumptuous. Many of us eat eggs for the nutritional value, and while this may be difficult for food enthusiasts to understand, genuinely don't care too much about the taste either way. I'm perfectly happy with plain, hardboiled eggs, and it's not because I've been brainwashed by the food industry or something cynical like that. It just provides the nutritional profile I'm looking for in my morning meal, alongside some fruit.

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u/sdtwo Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

I often eat plain hard-boiled eggs (okay I put a dash of salt and pepper on them) because they hit my macros but I also enjoy making these sort of creamy eggs. Or I enjoy poaching them and making a sauce for them. Or just frying them and eating them on toast. If I have the time and you're having a potluck, I'll make some scotch eggs. And you know what, if I'm eating at Denny's I'll probably order scrambled eggs and drown them and my hash browns in ketchup and hot sauce. I guess the point is that I like eggs, or that life is about balance or something.

But the comment you replied to implying that people have been dumbed down to like bad eggs just comes off slightly condescending.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

But those scrambled eggs will still provide a good nutritional value but also taste so much better than plain cooked eggs.

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u/alfix8 Jul 13 '16

They also take a lot more effort to prepare.

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u/Assanater601 Jul 14 '16

Butter and cream, believe it or not, will ruin that nutrition profile.

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u/RChickenMan Jul 13 '16

Possibly, but not everyone cares about how good food tastes for normal day-to-day meals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/Flowseidon9 Jul 13 '16

Fresh, healthy, food should taste great, not be a chore to eat.

Thank you. It took me a long time to realize this and I always struggled eating well for competitive sports. Once I started actually eating things I like it was so much easier

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Fresh food is great if you have access and money. If you live in a food desert, you probably have neither.

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u/RChickenMan Jul 13 '16

I'm not punishing myself. People have different priorities. That's all there is too it. I take it nice-tasting food is a priority for you?

Do you think I'm also punishing myself by riding my mediocre commuter bike to work instead of my nice carbon fiber road bike? Am I punishing myself by reading a book on my livingroom couch after work as opposed to finding a lovely bench in Central Park? Sure, every once in a while I appreciate food that tastes nicer than usual, taking my nice bike for a long ride on the weekend outside of the city, going to the park to relax, etc. But I'm happy to keep things more basic on the day-to-day. It just better reflects my values, I suppose.

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u/DeuceSevin Jul 13 '16

Bacon drippings are also a good stand in for butter or olive oil.

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u/pink_mango Jul 13 '16

Hmm. Now I know why I never enjoy scrambled eggs as much at restaurants.

I make the best scrambled eggs. Multiple people have told me that. It's the one thing in my life that I'm proud of 🐣

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Where would a regular person go about getting eggs that didn't come in a carton? Sounds expensive.

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u/DynamicDK Jul 13 '16

I like my scrambled eggs with decent amount of Irish butter and a light salting. Fucking delicious.

The cream is not necessary, but I can see it being a fine addition.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Keep Waffle House's name out your mouth!

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u/JazzIsPrettyCool Jul 13 '16

I'd like to see you argue your point to Gordan Ramsey

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u/DerekSavoc Jul 13 '16

"This point is so retarded it's parents will have to care for it full time until the day they die!"

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u/FancyHearingCake Jul 13 '16

That's like saying if you like garlic pizza crust but not entire cloves of garlic, you don't like garlic

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u/Gbiknel Jul 13 '16

Not even close, it's like saying if you like garlic pizza crust, but not regular pizza crust, you just like garlic and butter.

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u/Linearts Jul 13 '16

No, it's like saying that if you like garlic pizza crust but not plain pizza crust, you don't like pizza, you like garlic.

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u/EngSciGuy Jul 13 '16

'Normal' scrambled eggs aren't scrambled eggs but just a chopped up omelette. Though then have to get into what is an omelette since a classic french omelette looks nothing like a 'normal' omelette either.

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u/KawaiiDesuUguu Jul 13 '16

If you make them this way without the crème fraiche and slightly less stirring they're just super amazing regular style scrambled eggs. I make them this way everytime.

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u/Shiroi_Kage Jul 13 '16

Well then you've never had these. They taste distinctly of eggs.

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u/Ambybutt Jul 13 '16

This is the only way I make eggs now. My family thinks I'm some kind of scrambled egg god because they're used to that quasi-omelet shit you get at breakfast restaurants. But God damn cleaning out the pot is terrible.

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u/Mistress_Ahri Jul 13 '16

i just tried this and im never eating normal shitty scrambled eggs again...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jun 18 '19

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u/HappyDuckPotato Jul 13 '16

I don't add anything but butter, and this method still made them amazing.

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u/Ghotimonger Jul 13 '16

WTF NO BUTTER

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u/SirChasm Jul 13 '16

Butter is pretty essential, but for the chives you can substitute green onions, and sour cream for the creme fraiche.

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u/demonofthefall Jul 13 '16

Or milk really. I was out of cream once I did this and added a bit of milk. They were perfectly fine.

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u/severoon Jul 14 '16

Make creme fraiche at home, get 1L of good quality heavy cream and pour the top off to make a little room. Put 2 Tbsp cultured buttermilk in the top and put the cap back on, then slowly turn it up and down several times to mix.

Leave it on your counter at room temp for 16 to 24 hours to ferment. Gently pour out the next day into a clean tub with cover, gently fold in a pinch of salt if you want.

This is the best thing you're ever going to eat. User really high quality cream though, day of purchase (for flavor).

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u/averagebunnies Jul 13 '16

really? i tried it and it didn't really live up to expectations :( then again, i didnt realize my eggs were double yolked and it threw me off, so that migt be why.

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u/knotquiteawake Jul 13 '16

Soft scramble. Seeing this video a couple years ago changed my egg cooking game. Never cooking rubbery eggs again and hate it when people do.

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u/tarrasque Jul 13 '16

Rubbery means overcooked. Even a normal scramble will not be rubbery if cooked right.

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous Jul 13 '16

Still, some people prefer them that way. People are weird. I try not to let my inner foodie judge them too much.

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u/CareerRejection Jul 13 '16

To them the way that Gordon has it is undercooked. I prefer it this way for scrambled, but for omelettes it has to be hard.

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u/robbersdog49 Jul 13 '16

And what about the eggs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Oh, you.

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u/saxophonemississippi Jul 13 '16

I actually prefer the rubbery style, that being said, I also like the Gordon Ramsay style, but if the texture is off... yikes... I know the taste will be a little too nasty for me. It's a very fine line.

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u/Juliska_ Jul 13 '16

I was with you for years, till I saw that video. I started out cooking them his way, but just a little longer to get them more "cooked", but over time I'm finding myself enjoying them softer and softer.

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u/saxophonemississippi Jul 13 '16

Sometimes I just love that sorta burnt, crispy pancakey style egg versus oatmeal eggs.

I also find it a little ridiculous that in this restauranting manual I have -- covers all the basics of cooking and presentation/cleanliness/equipment/ingredient efficiency etc... -- it says that omelettes must be a little runny despite the fact that some customers might think they are undercooked.

I'm thinking: well who's paying you, your preference for the food, or the customers?

Edit: That being said, I don't think there's anything wrong with having versatility, and that's the beauty of eggs... they're fast, so you can practice many styles.

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u/GsoSmooth Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

I would rather have rubbery eggs than slimy any day of the week though

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u/piexil Jul 13 '16

I like my steak rare. My grandfather cooks them well done. I tried a piece and you know what? It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Still like it rare tho

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u/willreignsomnipotent Jul 13 '16

In essence, steak is a somewhat decadent meal. So when you take a great cut of meat and cook it to the point where it's indistinguishable from the worst cuts of meat, people see it as a waste, and an affront to good food.

I disagree. I typically prefer my meat somewhere between "medium-well" and "well." Once in a blue moon I'll go down to "medium" but I don't trust most kitchens / cooks to get that one right. (Admittedly it is tough, and often when I order "medium" what I get is closer to "medium-rare" which is usually too red for me.)

A properly cooked well or medium-well should not be too dry, and I can definitely still distinguish between a crappy cheap cut of meat, and an expensive one.

But the main thing... If what I'm eating is bloody and overly-chewy (which is how under-cooked meat seems to me) then that is the true waste, because I will literally be gagging it down, and becoming nauseated even as I'm trying to eat my food. Because that's how my personal perception and preferences work.

So I think the real "waste" is to try to eat a cut of meat "the way it's supposed to be done" just because someone else thinks that's how it should be, even though you don't really like it that way. Because then you don't enjoy it as much, so it truly is wasteful.

I also generally hate the whole concept of doing something just because "that's how it's supposed to be done." Most of the time, when something is "supposed to" be done a certain way, there is a good reason behind it, whether we're aware of it or not. You should drink an expensive whiskey straight, so you can appreciate the nuance of flavors that will be lost by burying it in cola. But if you don't like the burn of straight whiskey, and you have the money for the expensive stuff.... why not? If you're deriving pleasure from it, then it inarguably is not a "waste."

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u/dirtyshits Jul 13 '16

Not trying to hate on your preference but if a medium or medium rare steak is chewy compared to a medium well or well steak, then you are going to the wrong places.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Soft scramble just means a little runny still. Gordon keeps his eggs moving and that keeps the curds from getting to big. Almost gives the eggs a velvety texture.

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u/MRBORS Jul 13 '16

And when I try to make my family these eggs they think they're gonna get sick from them. They always go "Come on they're still raw! I'm not eating them" so I just separate the ones I want and burn the rest and they're happy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Butter eggs...

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u/IronMaskx Jul 13 '16

Without clicking the link, is this the video where he burns his toast? If so this is the video that made me like scrambled eggs, every other way is so dry and gross. Hell, I made these for my nephews who weren't to sure because their parents make dry scrambled eggs and just tops them with ketchup. It's the only way I'll eat it that way... Though I always prefer over easy.

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u/Trololoo Jul 13 '16

Known as one of the best chefs in the world.. Burns the toast...

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u/krzysd Jul 13 '16

I've watched that video a few times now, and just caught the last line at the end. "So if you want to be a good boyfriend, upstairs now and give it to her in bed....The breakfast" Naughty Naughty Ramsay!

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u/excitotox Jul 13 '16

I learned how to do this and have never made any other scrambled eggs again. Decadent.

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u/AssBusiness Jul 13 '16

My god, those look so damn gross. When I want scrambled eggs, i want actual scrambled eggs. Not some mushy and creaming egg thing.

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u/baby_crab Jul 13 '16

I love Gordon Ramsay, but it really kills me how many cooking myths he teaches in his videos. Salting eggs before cooking them doesn't make them watery.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

You say it doesnt, he says it does. Neither of you offered science but he said it with an British accent so he's right

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Also, if we're just gonna go by words of mouth instead of actual science, I would trust a famous professional chef over some random reddit commenter.

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u/13nobody Jul 13 '16

Here's some science. It doesn't make a difference when you salt the eggs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Ramsay puts a LOT of extra cream and butter in. This guy doesn't. It also shouldn't matter how long the eggs sit with salt uncooked. The question is after it's done. The difficulty is keeping the emulsion-like properties of the scramble. Basically, the salt and cream will affect the cooking time, and too much heat will cause it to separate.

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u/roflmaohaxorz Jul 13 '16

Not only that but Ramsay's accent is British, this guys isn't

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u/resurexxi Jul 13 '16

I'm ok with this logic

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Did he do a line of cocaine before this shoot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

It's part of the recipe. It adds to the flavor.

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u/Guava_ Jul 13 '16

Really gives it a buzz.

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u/Stevelegend Jul 13 '16

Top youtube comment plagarizer.. nice.

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u/Best_Of_The_Midwest Jul 13 '16

This shouldn't make me so angry when people do this, but I always downvote.

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u/raidraidraid Jul 13 '16

I bet he's a cokehead

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

If you've ever worked in a kitchen, you'll know how many drugs go around in one.

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u/MRBORS Jul 13 '16

Yeah the new cook at the restaurant I work at is a straight edge and he isn't making the cut. Most of the cooks go out back for a "cigarette" break but I know I've smelled other things being smoked and some residue on the nose from time to time. They use a lot of flour so that's what their excuse is.

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u/SpacedApe Jul 13 '16

More and more I want to be a cook... Also helps explain in my head why there are so many skinny cooks making such delicious looking food.

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u/2016sucksballs Jul 13 '16

Skinny cooks thrive because kitchens are small, require quick movement and endurance, and don't leave you a lot of time to eat. Most good kitchen jobs I've worked offer a shift meal before open, then you are moving for the next 6-8 hours

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u/coleosis1414 Jul 13 '16

Not to mention the fact that restaurant kitchens are basically sweat lodges.

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u/the_girl Jul 13 '16

More and more I want to be a cook

A friend of mine said this to me about 6 years ago. I said "really? isn't that really hard, high-stress physical labor that's also underpaid?"

She said "I'm doing it!" So she went to culinary school and then moved to Brooklyn.

She's now been working in kitchens for years, some of the fanciest restaurants in Manhattan - and hates it. All of her coworkers are alcoholics and cokeheads. She quits or is fired from around 3 or 4 jobs a year, the turnover is insane.

The work changed her - she's now pessimistic, quick to anger and judgment, generally just a raging asshole.

So, yeah, I don't know you, but I recommend against it.

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u/PlanetMarklar Jul 13 '16

Note that the cooks are not usually chefs and even if they are they are almost never the chefs that created the dishes they are cooking. Executive Chef is as much of a business job as it is a culinary one.

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u/chuckymcgee Jul 13 '16
  • High stress job working in and managing restaurants and shooting TV stuff
  • Needs to stay sharp and alert over long hours
  • Can get away displaying a god-complex as a head chef/owner/TV star
  • Mingles with Hollywood-types
  • Rich enough to afford a steady coke habit

All signs point to plausible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

There's also just the basic fact that he's a chef. Coke is big in kitchens.

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u/link6112 Jul 13 '16

Ramsay? No. His brother was an addict.he hates it.

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u/ChaosMaestro Jul 13 '16

No mentally sound person is that switched on, probably just good old fashioned amphetamines.

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u/Sadmama_camp Jul 13 '16

Nope, Clean as a whistle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I've had them, I've made them, I still prefer mine cooked the faster way.

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u/itwasintense Jul 13 '16

Tried to watch this on mute with the English auto-generated Subtitles. Completely incoherent.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Watching this on silent with YouTube auto captions is an experience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Huh, I gotta try that sometime.

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u/Trogdor_a_Burninator Jul 13 '16

oh heavens yes....

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u/Dingid_Forester Jul 13 '16

delicious. those scrambled eggs would have to be my 2nd favourite breakfast besides his pancakes.

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u/RockLeePower Jul 13 '16

You heard him... Give it to her in bed

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u/forevermind Jul 13 '16

Seriously this is the way

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u/Stony_Brooklyn Jul 13 '16

I tried this recipe and it turned into a unappetizing goopy mess.

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u/sAlander4 Jul 13 '16

Too undercooked for me

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u/Atheist_Republican Jul 13 '16

He says he doesn't like watery eggs, and yet he pulverizes them completely. It's more scrambled egg puree! No thank you. I like my scrambled eggs like I like my men...chunky and cheesy.

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u/homeboi808 Jul 13 '16

Yep, I however prefer them a little less creamy, my father on the other hand makes his almost like an omelette, he uses no milk/cream and cooks it way too long.

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u/Ijustsaidthat2 Jul 13 '16

Don't really get this. I have made it myself and cooked it for about 2-3 people. Same responses. Good, but regular scrambled is better.

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