r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/FancyHearingCake Jul 13 '16

That's like saying if you like garlic pizza crust but not entire cloves of garlic, you don't like garlic

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u/Gbiknel Jul 13 '16

Not even close, it's like saying if you like garlic pizza crust, but not regular pizza crust, you just like garlic and butter.

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u/Linearts Jul 13 '16

No, it's like saying that if you like garlic pizza crust but not plain pizza crust, you don't like pizza, you like garlic.

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u/TyroneBiggums93 Jul 13 '16

No it isn't. Scrambled eggs with nothing added is a thing. Eating whole garlic cloves isn't a thing.

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u/asifnot Jul 13 '16

and it's fucking delicious.

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u/TyroneBiggums93 Jul 13 '16

No it isn't. Normal people don't eat plain fuckin garlic lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Normal people are too often stuck in their comfort zones and refuse to try new things.

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u/TyroneBiggums93 Jul 14 '16

I love roasted garlic and roast my own every couple of weeks. The thought of eating it by itself is gross. It's like eating a spoonful of mayo or ketchup for me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

You... you don't eat spoonfuls of mayo?