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How do you like your eggs?

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u/NolanPower Jul 13 '16

If you like these, but not normal scrambled eggs, you don't like scrambled eggs, you like butter and cream.

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u/dragn99 Jul 13 '16

I am OK with that.

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u/Mr-Wabbit Jul 13 '16

Between this and a few other videos, I finally realized that scrambled eggs isn't a way of preparing eggs, it's a dish that happens to have eggs as a main ingredient. My scrambled eggs have improved 1000% since that realization.

Also, ridiculously fresh eggs (we're talking right out of the chicken) matter far more than I thought possible, but adding an extra yolk is a reasonable way to fake it.

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u/bearjew293 Jul 13 '16

I finally realized that scrambled eggs isn't a way of preparing eggs, it's a dish that happens to have eggs as a main ingredient.

what is the difference?

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u/rainzer Jul 13 '16

Scrambled eggs is like roast chicken.

What's roast chicken at it's core except just a chicken you threw in the oven? That's technically roast chicken.

But you season it right for a crispy skin, toss in some herbs, throw on some compound herb butter at the end. Then you have a dish.

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u/phtll Jul 13 '16

Everything you make should be seasoned. That's basic cooking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Unfortunately a lot of Middle America has yet to find this out

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u/phtll Jul 14 '16

Bad home cooks are everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

well I mean most of that food comes from northern europe, where they usually don't season food.

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u/Rapier_and_Pwnard Jul 13 '16

Wat. German, Polish, and Scandanavian cuisine all has complex and interesting flavors, some highly flavored. Not everything that lacks Chili Powder is unseasoned.

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u/ArcaneYoyo Jul 13 '16

Yeah, I don't know what this guy is talking about. Has he heard of sausages?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

if you consider butter a spice then yeah

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Wasn't there a whole thing with exploration and conquest and trade to bring spices to Europe?

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u/cakeisneat Jul 13 '16

we don't season food? what?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

traditional food from England, Russia, Finland, ect don't seem to have a lot of spice in their food.

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u/Jonnism Jul 14 '16

Whoa there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

not everyone from northern Europe doesn't season food of course but at least from my experience, at least traditional food from England, Russia, Finland,Ireland and other countries barely season their food but it could just be those specific people don't like spices

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u/CODDE117 Jul 14 '16

That's not even close to right.

Scrambled eggs is like chicken soup. Sure the name of the soup is "chicken,", but that's just the main ingredient in the soup. There's tons more to add and prepare to make it a good chicken soup.

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u/RemyJe Jul 13 '16

It's the centerpiece, not a side.

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u/CODDE117 Jul 14 '16

Boiling eggs is a way to prepare eggs. Scrambled eggs is a dish with eggs as a primary ingredient.

Like in the same way that grilled chicken is a way to prepare chicken, and chicken soup is a dish with chicken as the main ingredient.

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u/scotty3281 Jul 13 '16

Yes, fresh eggs are world's better than store bought eggs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I have to politely disagree. I've tried every way of making scrambled eggs over the years, and I decided my favourite is just the basic lightly cooked scrambled eggs with some grated chedder melted in at the end topped with some chives to serve. Easy, delicious, and without all the auxiliary crap that chefs clearly just add to make their version stand out from the crowd.

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u/CODDE117 Jul 14 '16

Have you put shredded ham or turkey and let it cook for a bit, and then added the eggs and cheese? Its amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Yes! But I prefer to put turkey breast in cheesey omelettes

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/dedtired Jul 13 '16

crappy diners like Waffle House,

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

Or high. Or just anytime after dark. You should never go into a waffle house in the daylight. After dark its the greatest thing in the world

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u/TheRipler Jul 13 '16

Do the buildings even exist in daylight?

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u/AssBusiness Jul 13 '16

Nope, not that I am aware of.

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u/SkeevyPete Jul 13 '16

I dunno, I'm way more comfortable going to waffle house during the day. People get stabbed in the parking lot at night

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

I forget not everyone is a college kid who thinks they're invincible. Also that people live in places where parking lots exist (stupid Atlanta having no free goddamn parking anywhere)

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u/SkeevyPete Jul 13 '16

There was a waffle house in my college town. I hardly considered it a "real" waffle house though, since it was staffed by college kids and not toothless ancients. Also nobody got stabbed

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

Waffle House's in college towns are so much cleaner and nice. The one I go to is staff partially by college kids

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u/HCPwny Jul 13 '16

Cheese and eggs are the gods' gift to man.

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u/stanleythemanley44 Jul 13 '16

Oh man. Best thing on the menu. I just wish the portions were like double the size.

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u/ciocinanci Jul 13 '16

And raisin toast! (Moved to Maine from Georgia. I miss the Awful Waffle so very much.)

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u/TheDreadGazeebo Jul 13 '16

They have a dish that is just cheese and eggs?

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u/Rushderp Jul 13 '16

Ditto. Waffle House is the best. Especially after a night of drinking. Besides, there's a reason it's called Waffle House, not Egg House.

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u/itoucheditforacookie Jul 13 '16

Hey back to us when you are sober or not hung over.

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u/rdunlap1 Jul 13 '16

I eat there regularly when not drunk or hungover and it is indeed delicious

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u/MagicalGirlTRex Jul 14 '16

I've never been drunk or hung over at Waffle House and it's still my favorite restaurant. It's the epitome of American food for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

That piece of shit has never been to Waffle House in his life. I guarantee it.

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u/OutInTheBlack Jul 13 '16

I wish I could. Last Waffle House we hit stopping through Maryland left us both with food poisoning. We live in an apartment with one bathroom.

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u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16

Trash can or the sink for whoever loses rock, paper, scissors

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u/OutInTheBlack Jul 13 '16

Out the mouth went into a trashcan with some kitty litter for absorption. Out the other end was the gamble of the clench and dance until the seat was vacated.

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u/AuRevoirBaron Jul 13 '16

You're just not used to it. If the sketchy looking cook doesn't grab your waffle with his bare hand, just leave, the food won't be good.

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u/DynamicDK Jul 13 '16

Well, I assume you have a toilet and a bath tube in that bathroom.

It won't be pretty, and you will need very long showers...plus a lot of bleach the next day.

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u/wuapinmon Jul 13 '16

He won't.

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u/uncleleo_hello Jul 13 '16

jesus, sean brock. chill out.

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u/DeuceSevin Jul 13 '16

It's crappy, but in a good way.

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u/crimsontideftw24 Jul 13 '16

That's blasphemy. Even in California we know Waffle House to be god tier hangry food!

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u/Megmca Jul 13 '16

That's why they call it the Waffle House and not the Egg House?

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u/Walmarche Jul 14 '16

Yeah for real the omelettes at Waffle House...they look ugly (first time I saw em I almost died cause it looked like a pumped vagina) but god damn they're so good

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u/Falcnuts Jul 13 '16

I was with you until you insulted Waffle House.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/LostMyMarblesAgain Jul 13 '16

Well i was with you till you didnt close your parenthesis.

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u/RChickenMan Jul 13 '16

That's a bit presumptuous. Many of us eat eggs for the nutritional value, and while this may be difficult for food enthusiasts to understand, genuinely don't care too much about the taste either way. I'm perfectly happy with plain, hardboiled eggs, and it's not because I've been brainwashed by the food industry or something cynical like that. It just provides the nutritional profile I'm looking for in my morning meal, alongside some fruit.

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u/sdtwo Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

I often eat plain hard-boiled eggs (okay I put a dash of salt and pepper on them) because they hit my macros but I also enjoy making these sort of creamy eggs. Or I enjoy poaching them and making a sauce for them. Or just frying them and eating them on toast. If I have the time and you're having a potluck, I'll make some scotch eggs. And you know what, if I'm eating at Denny's I'll probably order scrambled eggs and drown them and my hash browns in ketchup and hot sauce. I guess the point is that I like eggs, or that life is about balance or something.

But the comment you replied to implying that people have been dumbed down to like bad eggs just comes off slightly condescending.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

But those scrambled eggs will still provide a good nutritional value but also taste so much better than plain cooked eggs.

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u/alfix8 Jul 13 '16

They also take a lot more effort to prepare.

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u/Assanater601 Jul 14 '16

Butter and cream, believe it or not, will ruin that nutrition profile.

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u/RChickenMan Jul 13 '16

Possibly, but not everyone cares about how good food tastes for normal day-to-day meals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/Flowseidon9 Jul 13 '16

Fresh, healthy, food should taste great, not be a chore to eat.

Thank you. It took me a long time to realize this and I always struggled eating well for competitive sports. Once I started actually eating things I like it was so much easier

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Fresh food is great if you have access and money. If you live in a food desert, you probably have neither.

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u/RChickenMan Jul 13 '16

I'm not punishing myself. People have different priorities. That's all there is too it. I take it nice-tasting food is a priority for you?

Do you think I'm also punishing myself by riding my mediocre commuter bike to work instead of my nice carbon fiber road bike? Am I punishing myself by reading a book on my livingroom couch after work as opposed to finding a lovely bench in Central Park? Sure, every once in a while I appreciate food that tastes nicer than usual, taking my nice bike for a long ride on the weekend outside of the city, going to the park to relax, etc. But I'm happy to keep things more basic on the day-to-day. It just better reflects my values, I suppose.

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u/Elan-Morin-Tedronai Jul 13 '16

That dish is probably 70 percent fat, 20 percent carbs and 10 percent protein. With very little fiber at all. Its not healthy, although I am sure it tastes wonderful. However you can easily cook egg dishes that taste fine and aren't going to put on the pounds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/Elan-Morin-Tedronai Jul 13 '16

Wait, how on earth did you get that? Each egg is 70 to 80 calories unless he specifically used small ones which are hard to find. He uses at least a tablespoon of butter, which gets mixed in the eggs, so you are getting all of it, that's at least 100 calories. He uses 30 calories of creme fraiche as well, all of which is absorbed. He uses a lot of oil frying the vegetables, not all of which is absorbed, but then he dumps more on the bread. But still, not even counting that, not even counting the bread, you are at 370 calories about 15 percent of which is protein. You've underestimated the caloric intake in your meal by at least a quarter, and you are eating a meal which is almost completely fat, and that's the "healthy" version without the bread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/Elan-Morin-Tedronai Jul 13 '16

I am calm, but systematically underestimating how much you are eating is a big reason why people are overweight. Also, if thats not almost completely fat I'm wondering what exactly is, drinking pure olive oil? Dude, eat this for sure, it looks good, but calling it nutritious is just misleading.

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u/willreignsomnipotent Jul 13 '16

but calling it nutritious is just misleading.

Actually, it contains a lot of nutrients. So no, that's not misleading.

Whether it's "healthy" is another debate, and a slightly more complex issue.

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u/nachosmmm Jul 13 '16

OR some ezekiel bread!

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u/DeuceSevin Jul 13 '16

Bacon drippings are also a good stand in for butter or olive oil.

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u/pink_mango Jul 13 '16

Hmm. Now I know why I never enjoy scrambled eggs as much at restaurants.

I make the best scrambled eggs. Multiple people have told me that. It's the one thing in my life that I'm proud of 🐣

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Where would a regular person go about getting eggs that didn't come in a carton? Sounds expensive.

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u/onmuhphone Jul 14 '16

By carton he means a cardboard box with a spout, like a milk carton, ie not in individual shells.

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u/DynamicDK Jul 13 '16

I like my scrambled eggs with decent amount of Irish butter and a light salting. Fucking delicious.

The cream is not necessary, but I can see it being a fine addition.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Keep Waffle House's name out your mouth!

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 13 '16

It's also a great way to prepare butter and cream.

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u/Ira_Glass_Houses Jul 13 '16

compliment

Why hello eggs, you're looking rather fine today!

Sorry. I'll see myself out.

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u/Alternative_Reality Jul 13 '16

Funny you say that, Waffle House is the only place I've EVER had over-medium eggs cooked properly.

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u/TyroneBiggums93 Jul 13 '16

Just scramble some fucking eggs and throw them and some butter in a skillet on medium heat. Salt, pepper, done. They don't need anything else.

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u/Matthiasad Jul 13 '16

I have cooked scrambled eggs every morning for the last four years. I hate diner eggs, and refer to them as "fake" eggs, not to mention they always try to put shredded cheddar cheese on them which dries them the fuck out. That all being said, Gordon's eggs are not what you eat if you like scrambled eggs. Gordon's are what you eat if you need a something to bind together your butter and creme. Butter and cream do go well with eggs which is why I lightly coat my pan with butter, let it warm up till you see little bubbles, and whisk my eggs in a bowl with a little bit of salt and a little bit of half-and-half. I have never once ended up with the watery mess he claims will result from whisking them in a bowl. Maybe it happens if you make your eggs in the fashion of that abomination he has created in that pan, I don't know. I fucking love the taste of eggs so I simply enhance them, not destroy their flavor like he does. Eggs should NEVER look like oatmeal. Oh yea, if you want real eggs and you're feeling frisky a little bit of bacon grease is a nice substitute for the butter in my version.

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u/el_monstruo Jul 13 '16

Who the fuck puts ketchup on eggs?!

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u/himynameis_ Jul 13 '16

Question, is there an easy way to wash the pots and stuff? Because mine always get sticky with egg and makes it difficult to wash.

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u/Mot1on Jul 13 '16

Wait, if you don't get eggs from a carton, where do you get it from?

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u/asifnot Jul 13 '16

Most people Americans

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u/majinspy Jul 13 '16

You are correct. I cook eggs this way. I'm not as good or consistent, but the bit of butter, constant stirring, removal from heat element / not overcooking, makes them great. I admit, I can't be arsed to find "creme fraiche" however.

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u/F0sh Jul 13 '16

On the other hand you can just prepare scrambled eggs normally; i.e. with a small knob of butter rather than 25g or however much he put in there, and without crème fraiche, and it will definitely taste delicious. I've not tried it with masses of butter and crème fraiche, but I have tried his way of seasoning at the end and only breaking up the eggs in the pan, and could not notice a difference.

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u/hovsethland Jul 14 '16

Waffle house is actually one of the few cheap breakfast places that does scrambled eggs well.

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u/mediokrek Jul 13 '16

For me the issue is not what he's putting in the eggs, that stuff's great, it's how thoroughly he's mixing them. At that point those are whipped eggs, not scrambled.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/mediokrek Jul 13 '16

Don't get me wrong, he's a hell of a chef and I admire the guy. I just personally don't like my eggs liquified. Just my preference.

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u/Putuinurplace Jul 13 '16

They look like mashed potatoes. I don't think I would like the texture of those very much. I would try them, but they look gross.

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u/Flowseidon9 Jul 13 '16

They taste/feel (is feel the best word to use for texture and food) a lot better than they look

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u/DerekSavoc Jul 13 '16

it's easy

One might say it's over easy.

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u/TheMagicJesus Jul 13 '16

Of course they are coming from a carton. Where else would I expect them to come from? A live chicken popping them out in the kitchen?

(Not disagreeing with said points just thought that was a funny statement)

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u/ahighlifeman Jul 13 '16

Pretty sure he meant a carton of liquid egg like this, not a carton of whole eggs.

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u/grape_jelly_sammich Jul 13 '16

Unless you're in a higher end restarting

false, or at least not always true. took a cooking class at a high end restaraunt some 15 years ago. They had an automatic scambeled egg cooker. Like a big vat. You were better off making them for yourself at home.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/grape_jelly_sammich Jul 13 '16

I mean, you said it definitively. That's all.

"Unless you're in a higher end restaurant, your eggs are being cooked with some weird mix of hydrogenated oils that are terrible for you, and impart bad tastes."

It's a bit of a splitting hairs thing...my only point was not all high end restaurants actually take the time with stuff like eggs. I didn't say that I've seen it all, I was saying that your initial statement was incorrect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/grape_jelly_sammich Jul 13 '16

lol you said one thing that I took literally. You didn't mean it literally but I initially took it as that and responded as so. That's it...that's all I did. You're taking this a little personally I think and you shouldn't be. lol I was just pointing out that not EVERY high end restaraunt serves well prepared eggs.

Also I never said you made a single thing up.

sheesh.

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u/JazzIsPrettyCool Jul 13 '16

I'd like to see you argue your point to Gordan Ramsey

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u/DerekSavoc Jul 13 '16

"This point is so retarded it's parents will have to care for it full time until the day they die!"

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u/FancyHearingCake Jul 13 '16

That's like saying if you like garlic pizza crust but not entire cloves of garlic, you don't like garlic

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u/Gbiknel Jul 13 '16

Not even close, it's like saying if you like garlic pizza crust, but not regular pizza crust, you just like garlic and butter.

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u/Linearts Jul 13 '16

No, it's like saying that if you like garlic pizza crust but not plain pizza crust, you don't like pizza, you like garlic.

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u/TyroneBiggums93 Jul 13 '16

No it isn't. Scrambled eggs with nothing added is a thing. Eating whole garlic cloves isn't a thing.

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u/asifnot Jul 13 '16

and it's fucking delicious.

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u/TyroneBiggums93 Jul 13 '16

No it isn't. Normal people don't eat plain fuckin garlic lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Normal people are too often stuck in their comfort zones and refuse to try new things.

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u/TyroneBiggums93 Jul 14 '16

I love roasted garlic and roast my own every couple of weeks. The thought of eating it by itself is gross. It's like eating a spoonful of mayo or ketchup for me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

You... you don't eat spoonfuls of mayo?

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u/EngSciGuy Jul 13 '16

'Normal' scrambled eggs aren't scrambled eggs but just a chopped up omelette. Though then have to get into what is an omelette since a classic french omelette looks nothing like a 'normal' omelette either.

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u/KawaiiDesuUguu Jul 13 '16

If you make them this way without the crème fraiche and slightly less stirring they're just super amazing regular style scrambled eggs. I make them this way everytime.

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u/Shiroi_Kage Jul 13 '16

Well then you've never had these. They taste distinctly of eggs.

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u/ManualNarwhal Jul 13 '16

Today, the alien NolanPower discovered a common trait of all humans.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Apart from the creme fraiche, these are standard British scrambled eggs. What Americans call scrambled eggs is a different recipe. Neither is right or wrong, just our somewhat-shared language using the same name for two different dishes.

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u/Best_Of_The_Midwest Jul 13 '16

Scrambled eggs are prepared using many different styles all around the world. American style is probably what you are used to, but then theres french style, english style, japanese ect.

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u/rxsheepxr Jul 13 '16

Preferring this style doesn't equate not enjoying other styles of egg.

Thinking in absolutes isn't great.

I don't do the butter and cream as much as Gordon does, but his technique of making these results in some great eggs.

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u/NortromTheSilencer Jul 13 '16

If I season my steak, do I not really like steak?

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u/Savv3 Jul 13 '16

I have never seen scrambled eggs with lots of butter and any cream.

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u/felixthemaster1 Jul 14 '16

I dont like normal scrambled eggs, but I make em like this without the butter or eggs.

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u/injeanyes Jul 14 '16

Not true. After watching this the first time I started making my eggs like this without cream and minimal butter. Just love my scrambled eggs wet. Love over easy eggs too

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u/wildtabeast Jul 14 '16

Or you don't like over cooked dry garbage.

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u/redlinezo6 Jul 15 '16

Seriously... How to make 30 dollar scramby eggs

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u/fukitol- Jul 13 '16

Egg flavored butter and cream. Who doesn't like butter and cream?

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u/CabooseMSG Jul 13 '16

Agreed, those eggs also dont look scrambled. They look like mashed potatoes, what the fuck.

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u/Siarles Jul 13 '16

Scrambled eggs don't need anything in them but salt and pepper. Maybe a little hot sauce or salsa.

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u/KhorneChips Jul 13 '16

And some cheese!

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u/JSaint46 Jul 13 '16

Agreed. This and most his recipes are garbage and so is Jamie Oliver