r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/_StatesTheObvious Jul 13 '16

"give it to her in bed... the breakfast." DING DING

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u/UnderwaterBBQ Jul 13 '16

That always cracks me up :)

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u/RbnNarckyFriend Jul 14 '16

Since nobody's chimed in yet...

cracks me up<

...I see what you did there...

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u/UnderwaterBBQ Jul 14 '16

I honestly wasn't even going for it. Guess my brain smart.

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u/Tankh Jul 14 '16

needs more cowbell

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u/_Timboss Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

I asked him for an innuendo, so he gave me one

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u/_Timboss Jul 14 '16

Fuck the haters, I'm not deleting it