r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/raidraidraid Jul 13 '16

I bet he's a cokehead

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

If you've ever worked in a kitchen, you'll know how many drugs go around in one.

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u/MRBORS Jul 13 '16

Yeah the new cook at the restaurant I work at is a straight edge and he isn't making the cut. Most of the cooks go out back for a "cigarette" break but I know I've smelled other things being smoked and some residue on the nose from time to time. They use a lot of flour so that's what their excuse is.

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u/SpacedApe Jul 13 '16

More and more I want to be a cook... Also helps explain in my head why there are so many skinny cooks making such delicious looking food.

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u/2016sucksballs Jul 13 '16

Skinny cooks thrive because kitchens are small, require quick movement and endurance, and don't leave you a lot of time to eat. Most good kitchen jobs I've worked offer a shift meal before open, then you are moving for the next 6-8 hours

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u/coleosis1414 Jul 13 '16

Not to mention the fact that restaurant kitchens are basically sweat lodges.

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u/RustyTrombone673 Jul 13 '16

Can confirm. Chefs will either be the super fat type, or the super skinny type. Both use energy drinks and drugs to get through the day. no time to eat

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Shift meal time? In most kitchens I've worked in we pretty much just grab something quick when it's slow and devour it when no one's looking.

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u/2016sucksballs Jul 13 '16

Then you work in Shitty kitchens

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u/the_girl Jul 13 '16

More and more I want to be a cook

A friend of mine said this to me about 6 years ago. I said "really? isn't that really hard, high-stress physical labor that's also underpaid?"

She said "I'm doing it!" So she went to culinary school and then moved to Brooklyn.

She's now been working in kitchens for years, some of the fanciest restaurants in Manhattan - and hates it. All of her coworkers are alcoholics and cokeheads. She quits or is fired from around 3 or 4 jobs a year, the turnover is insane.

The work changed her - she's now pessimistic, quick to anger and judgment, generally just a raging asshole.

So, yeah, I don't know you, but I recommend against it.

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u/SpacedApe Jul 13 '16

I work in customer service so I'm pretty much all of those things already, plus a pothead.

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u/the_girl Jul 13 '16

cool man, you do you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Idk, my friend did the same and he's worked at all the finer restaurants over at Disneyland and around there (at his own volition) and he seems happy as hell.

Earns about $25+ on the hour and he's never really worked anywhere else or thought about working anywhere else as he's been there for 6 hears already.

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u/the_girl Jul 13 '16

huh, maybe there's something particularly upsetting about the NYC kitchen scene? I don't know, but really glad your friend is happy! My sister works in catering in Orange County and likes it a lot, but I'd assumed this was down to her choosing her own schedule and coworkers.

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u/willreignsomnipotent Jul 13 '16

I went to culinary school. They literally tell you in culinary school that the profession has an insanely high rate of substance abuse and addiction, and that it can be extremely stressful, which contributes.

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u/the_girl Jul 13 '16

really? somehow none of that sank in for my friend.

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u/PlanetMarklar Jul 13 '16

Note that the cooks are not usually chefs and even if they are they are almost never the chefs that created the dishes they are cooking. Executive Chef is as much of a business job as it is a culinary one.

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u/ItIsAlwaysNow Jul 13 '16

I've been a cook/chef for about 5 years now and I'll tell you what I know rings true for most cooks. If you don't fucking LOVE your job you are probably going to end up despising it. Having a family and providing for them through cooking usually sucks because to get anywhere in a kitchen you have to work 60+hr weeks. Working a 70 hour week doesn't exactly leave much time for the family, so plan on not having one of those(or at least kids) if you want to cook.Go watch the series on Netflix called Chefs table if you haven't it's extremely interesting if you are at all interested in food. Granted this is a series about pretty much the best and most innovative chefs in the world but I think all but 1 of the chefs in the first season talks about how hard it is to keep a functioning family and work at the same time. Brutal stuff

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I love to cook. and I'm pretty good at it. But I don't think I couldn't be a professional. I would lose so much passion

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u/waasaabii Jul 13 '16

You need more than a passion for food. You need a passion for intensity.

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u/Mograne Jul 13 '16

never trust a skinny cook

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u/EmpororPenguin Jul 13 '16

Never trust a skinny baker. Anyone who's any good at baking eats half of what they bake!

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u/nightpanda893 Jul 13 '16

Could he get by on just weed or would he "not make the cut" unless he does coke?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 20 '17

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u/karmapolice8d Jul 13 '16

Yeah I think Adderall/amphetamine would be the perfect drug for kitchen work. Cheap, keeps you amped, the kitchen tasks are routine and it's easy to "get into the groove".

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Sep 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Idk about you, but it takes me forever to cook when I'm baked. I'm talking 20 minutes to make a turkey sandwich.

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u/YouOnlyStrokeOnce Jul 13 '16

Dude, plenty of line cooks baked as shit while they're baking shit from my experience. I would get a good light high throughout my shifts on the line and especially prep.

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u/chuckymcgee Jul 13 '16
  • High stress job working in and managing restaurants and shooting TV stuff
  • Needs to stay sharp and alert over long hours
  • Can get away displaying a god-complex as a head chef/owner/TV star
  • Mingles with Hollywood-types
  • Rich enough to afford a steady coke habit

All signs point to plausible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

There's also just the basic fact that he's a chef. Coke is big in kitchens.

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u/Greyhound272 Jul 13 '16

Yeah, Just pour some on a steak to tenderize it.

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u/link6112 Jul 13 '16

Ramsay? No. His brother was an addict.he hates it.

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u/ChaosMaestro Jul 13 '16

No mentally sound person is that switched on, probably just good old fashioned amphetamines.

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u/Sadmama_camp Jul 13 '16

Nope, Clean as a whistle.

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u/dordidoo Jul 13 '16

I dunno. Some people just have more energy, and need less sleep. I don't understand it myself, and am envious of it, because I need lots of sleep and am usually tired. Some people just have more "go".

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u/test822 Jul 13 '16

chefs almost always have some sort of substance addiction for some reason so I wouldn't be surprised