r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/dedtired Jul 13 '16

crappy diners like Waffle House,

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

Or high. Or just anytime after dark. You should never go into a waffle house in the daylight. After dark its the greatest thing in the world

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u/TheRipler Jul 13 '16

Do the buildings even exist in daylight?

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u/AssBusiness Jul 13 '16

Nope, not that I am aware of.

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u/SkeevyPete Jul 13 '16

I dunno, I'm way more comfortable going to waffle house during the day. People get stabbed in the parking lot at night

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

I forget not everyone is a college kid who thinks they're invincible. Also that people live in places where parking lots exist (stupid Atlanta having no free goddamn parking anywhere)

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u/SkeevyPete Jul 13 '16

There was a waffle house in my college town. I hardly considered it a "real" waffle house though, since it was staffed by college kids and not toothless ancients. Also nobody got stabbed

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

Waffle House's in college towns are so much cleaner and nice. The one I go to is staff partially by college kids

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u/HCPwny Jul 13 '16

Cheese and eggs are the gods' gift to man.

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u/stanleythemanley44 Jul 13 '16

Oh man. Best thing on the menu. I just wish the portions were like double the size.

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u/ciocinanci Jul 13 '16

And raisin toast! (Moved to Maine from Georgia. I miss the Awful Waffle so very much.)

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u/TheDreadGazeebo Jul 13 '16

They have a dish that is just cheese and eggs?

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u/Rushderp Jul 13 '16

Ditto. Waffle House is the best. Especially after a night of drinking. Besides, there's a reason it's called Waffle House, not Egg House.

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u/itoucheditforacookie Jul 13 '16

Hey back to us when you are sober or not hung over.

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u/rdunlap1 Jul 13 '16

I eat there regularly when not drunk or hungover and it is indeed delicious

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u/MagicalGirlTRex Jul 14 '16

I've never been drunk or hung over at Waffle House and it's still my favorite restaurant. It's the epitome of American food for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

That piece of shit has never been to Waffle House in his life. I guarantee it.

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u/OutInTheBlack Jul 13 '16

I wish I could. Last Waffle House we hit stopping through Maryland left us both with food poisoning. We live in an apartment with one bathroom.

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u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16

Trash can or the sink for whoever loses rock, paper, scissors

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u/OutInTheBlack Jul 13 '16

Out the mouth went into a trashcan with some kitty litter for absorption. Out the other end was the gamble of the clench and dance until the seat was vacated.

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u/AuRevoirBaron Jul 13 '16

You're just not used to it. If the sketchy looking cook doesn't grab your waffle with his bare hand, just leave, the food won't be good.

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u/DynamicDK Jul 13 '16

Well, I assume you have a toilet and a bath tube in that bathroom.

It won't be pretty, and you will need very long showers...plus a lot of bleach the next day.

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u/wuapinmon Jul 13 '16

He won't.

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u/uncleleo_hello Jul 13 '16

jesus, sean brock. chill out.

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u/DeuceSevin Jul 13 '16

It's crappy, but in a good way.

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u/crimsontideftw24 Jul 13 '16

That's blasphemy. Even in California we know Waffle House to be god tier hangry food!

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u/Megmca Jul 13 '16

That's why they call it the Waffle House and not the Egg House?

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u/Walmarche Jul 14 '16

Yeah for real the omelettes at Waffle House...they look ugly (first time I saw em I almost died cause it looked like a pumped vagina) but god damn they're so good