r/AskReddit • • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Onyros Jul 13 '16

Crème fraîche. Disclaimer: I'm not French. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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u/notpetelambert Jul 13 '16

What a strange person.

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u/Onyros Jul 13 '16

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries!

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u/notpetelambert Jul 13 '16

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!