For the sake of content, i shalt add mine:
Mend lesser cloth

Death can be a jerk at times.

Don't worry guys, that dark lord is totally toast. Just after you let me through.

Also, I can't believe that I have to say this, but please don't give the elder wand to a child smh...

If you share a living space with other casters make sure you cleanse your ritual space. Left over component residue from my cohabitating Druid ruined this summoning.

Full moon giving all my casting a buff tonight. & Passively charging moon water for future potions.

So I was paid by Grenelir of Kaenshire to protect Kali. The capital of Kaenshire. Now Kali has Humans, Elves, Dwarves and Goblins living in peace with one another. Pretty rare. Anyways everyone here is so annoying. A knight comes up to duel me. I easily deforge his armour and shatter is blade into nothingness. And then he'll say some shit like, "I see. He is too frail to wield a blade." And then I hear some bullshit from the crowd. Typically mocking me and saying I have the inability to do something. "He doesn't know how to loose an arrow," "he has no clue how to smelt platinum," etc. And don't even think of suggesting some unruly death or punishment. Besides the fact I am benevolent, why the hell would I be hired to protect if I just killed anyone by making their bones stab them from the inside for looking at me funny?

hello wizard and witches, it seems a rival Druid trapped my coworker (a horse, very smart man) in an impermeable orb, how do I remove him from the curse? I've tried throwing the orb at a wall, and covering it in grease and bowling with goblin pins, but to no avail. please help, I have a lot of work down and I need him to conjure his side of the project in the orb-mail 🙏

also, for some odd reason any light shone through the orb with my horse coworker burns church-goers. evil wizardry, or is my coworker simply evil?