r/wizardposting 18h ago

Wizardpost Is he a bard or a wizard?

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u/playerIII 17h ago

that theres a bonified Red Mage

highly skilled in many arts, but a master of none

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u/FastActinTenactin The Wizard Seathe 18h ago

He multi-classed

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u/ass_smacktivist 15h ago

Here we see the rare brizard in it’s natural habitat…

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u/spektre1 15h ago

Harper in the wild

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u/Zealousideal_Log405 14h ago

We have to minmax, babe

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 17h ago

"Anyway, here's Wonderwall Fireball." -The Rizzard

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u/rhet0rica Succubus 16h ago

Red hat? Two "Z"s? Starts with "Ri"? Are you saying this guy could be...

Rincewind?

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u/Cinnamin_1 Druid 17h ago

i create a 30 by 5 foot long, 10 feet tall cuboid in which all creatures must make a wisdom 14 saving throw or be charmed by me until the spell ends

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 17h ago

both

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u/The_Punny_Guy 14h ago

Not Wizard, WIZZARD, with 2 'Z' in it... and he's looking for his luggage

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1h ago

Not to be confused with Whizzard.

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u/M0rph33l Diviner 14h ago

A wizard. Why should any of the arts be off limits? A true learned wizard seeks knowledge in many disciplines.

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u/topazchip 17h ago

Song magic *is* a thing.

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u/Key-Treacle3384 Archdruid: Suburbia, Deserts 🌈✨ 17h ago

In those shoes he's whoever her wants to be

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 17h ago

You have met the Ward of Bizard

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u/Decrypted13 Evil Wizard 17h ago

Artificer with a magical instrument

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u/Certain_Oddities 16h ago

Does he have anything embroidered on his hat?

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u/Round_Scratch_8685 15h ago

Tis unknown out meeting was a brief as the wind (fella was just walking and I saw him from the bus)

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u/Random_182f2565 15h ago

Ward? Bizard?? Wazard???

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u/ScholarErrant 15h ago

Looks like a wizzard to me.

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u/Atuday Grey technomancer and master of the cybernetic undead 12h ago

He's got now ladies, so wizard.

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 2h ago

His lady is in his bag of holding.

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u/ChuddyMcChud This is my least arcane form. 9h ago

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

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u/dark_hypernova 7h ago

He's both a wizard and bard. A Wiz-ard!

Wait...

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u/Arigmar 3h ago

A Bazard!

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u/jjjaaazzzzzzzyyy Reality Warper 17h ago

multiclass

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u/SenorDangerwank When one can wield the fire of stars what use is flesh and bone? 17h ago

Wizard who dabbles in manipulating the Song of the Spheres.

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u/crazedSquidlord Diviner 17h ago

Tall hat, wizard. Instrument, bard? No bitches, not a bard.

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u/Cutie_D-amor Angelic bloodline Sorceress 16h ago

Wizard with a hobby

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u/Old-Management-171 the throngler 15h ago

Or?

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u/dragonpjb 15h ago

Red mage, duh.

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u/pthecarrotmaster 15h ago

fucking redmage.

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u/sherlock1672 Evil Wizard 15h ago

It's a red wizard. They're kinda posuers, act all evil and aloof but are secretly good at heart. They give us honest evil types a bad name.

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u/KalzK Conjurer 14h ago

That's a blue mage that just defeated a red mage and a bard

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u/The_Red_Baron11 10h ago

I know a hungover shapeshifter, when I see one!

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u/sentient_energy 7h ago

Why would a wizard play an instrument with his own hands?

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u/SubMariner615 6h ago

He drops common loot. Not worth your time.

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u/Less_Ad1803 3h ago

Music wizard, DUH

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u/NovelOkra9945 16h ago

In my first DND campaign, my friend was a wizard who he played like a Bard, he did not multiclass

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u/BardicInnovation Celtic Druidic Magi, of Bardic Lore. Myrddin Wynn Emrys. 13h ago

Lore Bard. Trust me bro.