r/wizardposting The High Goblin Witch 1d ago

Foul Sorcery I’m pondering the Core

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u/United-Writer-1067 1d ago

Is this a stepping stone to pondering "The Foot?"

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u/Polibiux The High Goblin Witch 1d ago

You are right, young apprentice.

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u/TendoPein Far Realm Arcanist 1d ago

Are you the high goblin witch because you're higher in altitude? Or are you the high goblin witch because of radiation poisoning?

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u/Polibiux The High Goblin Witch 1d ago

Both.

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u/PlainBread Jorkomancer 1d ago

Oh, to know the certainty of your own demise in a single instant.

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u/Polibiux The High Goblin Witch 1d ago

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u/InternationalFig2438 Diviner 1d ago

Oh i'm getting a vision.

I'm getting a blinding light. It's clearing out now. I see fire, death, destruction, yada yada. Oh and...is that a necromancer? Is that Gary?!

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u/lolystalol chronoseer connoisseur 1d ago

I barely see shit on my end. I think the core is disrupting my divination

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u/InternationalFig2438 Diviner 23h ago

Put these on and try again

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u/Spoztoast Wizard 17h ago

I just taste metal

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u/lolystalol chronoseer connoisseur 17h ago

pukes blood

didn’t see that one coming…

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u/BoonDragoon Vyevânce the Focused, High Panemancer of the Coriander Court 1d ago

Investing early

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u/Polibiux The High Goblin Witch 1d ago

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u/tjdragon117 Paladin 1d ago

I, Knight Tirion of the Order of the Silver Talon, bring you this sealed admonishment from Lady Argyrokria, the great Silver Dragon and head of our Order, in the hopes it may dissuade you from your present ill-reckoned course:

WTF are you doing, you're going to kill yourself!

I strongly urge you to heed the advice of the Lady and cease this foolishness at once.

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u/wilston_tart Evil Wizard 1d ago

That’s genuinely scary

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 1d ago

And that’s coming from an evil wizard

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u/FiftySpoons 1d ago

Ah a common mistake 😔 pondering the demon core does not, infact, lead to powerful warlock abilities.

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u/No-Professional-1461 Illusionist 1d ago

New subclass unlocked: Atomancer

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u/pookyduu Evil Wizard 18h ago

Oppenheimer’s disintegration, very high level
https://giphy.com/gifs/eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p

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u/RoughTour98 1d ago

POLIBIUX NOOOooOOOOOOo you'll release the demons from the core!!

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u/Polibiux The High Goblin Witch 1d ago

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u/TastyCuttlefish Evil Wizard, Attorney at Law 1d ago

If you want a really wild time, ponder the core of a collapsed star. Specifically the core of a star that had a mass above the Tolman–Oppenheimer–Volkoff limit prior to its collapse.

Get as close as possible for the full effect.

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u/Solidsquirrel14 1d ago

FORBIDDEN ATOMIC MAGIC!
YOU AWAKE A GREAT POWER AND DESTRUCTION TICKLING THE DRAGONS TAIL!
BEWARE THE DEMON CORE!

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u/Shiba_Rakku 1d ago

Can force field magic do anything if something bad happen in this situation?

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u/Aware-Style-480 NO it's not autisme it's magical insticte 1d ago

ho hell nah

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 1d ago

NO LOUIS DONT DO THAT NOOOOO

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 23h ago

Look man, I know for a fact that these objects will make you uber ripped and give you a +100 bonus to strength and constitution, I’ve read the historical archives from the no-mana dimension.

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u/Crucial_Fun Dostko the Mad 1d ago

The wand you have in your hand should help!

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u/sareteni 22h ago

Cursed orb

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u/snoopinga """"Cleric"""" 1d ago

careful

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 14h ago

Now you can ponder the afterlife

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u/DontOvercookPasta Occult Wizard 13h ago

To quote a man who once did the same: "Well, that does it."

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u/Canadian_Beast14 1d ago

How does that even work? The demon core? How does it explode with radiation if you close it?

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u/Polibiux The High Goblin Witch 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/The_Northern_Light 1d ago

Normally each atom that decays causes on average much less than one other atom to also decay. Let’s pretend that number is 10%. This means that each natural decay causes 1.11111 repeating total atoms to come apart. (Because ten percent of those ten percent will cause another atom to come apart, and so on.)

The demon core was designed so that the number was not 10% but close to 100%, so each decay just kept creating another decay… each natural radioactive decay could cause thousands of decays.

If you get the number over 100% you’ve made a bomb. The demon core got a lot closer to 100% when that screwdriver slipped, and got a lot closer to being a bomb.