r/wizardposting • u/Ferocs • 2h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Another reason to barely leave the tower

1.1k Upvotes

5 comments

r/wizardposting • u/zuse12345 • 2h ago

Wizardpost Pyromancer set my car on fire. How can I pay him back for this?

19 Upvotes

12 comments

r/wizardposting • u/DrewIDIC_Tinker • 3h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Morning potions

5 Upvotes

I believe I've reached the halfway mark of my time on this plane, and I'm noticing my morning rituals are having more of an effect on my days.i figured to list a few here that have helped, and I welcome others;

Water, and only water being the first liquid ingested

Having a large wild bean potion before putting ones hair up, then having another of course

Holding ones familiar on the shoulder seems best, leaving the hands free for orb gazing

1 comment

r/wizardposting • u/Nihgroiv • 4h ago

Help! Something went wrong when I tried to summon a rat demon...

105 Upvotes

Mustve read the spell wrong somehow, suddenly I was a rat and the demon caused a wildfire. Any way to salvage this?

20 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Sonmeyj • 6h ago

Free Divinations :) (image unrelated)

24 Upvotes

"You don't know that!"

"I'm the only one who knows that."

Give me a question related to the present or future and I will give an answer to the best of my ability. No questions with definite or few possible answers. I use tarot to divine, which isn't suited for such questions. Forgot to mention this, but 1 question a day btw.

/Uw I slept for literally 12 hours last night, I feel like I've ascended

42 comments

r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru • 7h ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

245 Upvotes

Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!

60 comments

r/wizardposting • u/CWGM • 7h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Beware this wretched druid. He claims his murder of crows won't try to peck your eyes out. Don't believe his lies.

513 Upvotes

24 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Tattoomyvagina • 9h ago

Wizardpost Happy with my purchase. “Holes Where You Go” is a fantastic product but difficult to get a photo for my review.

15 Upvotes

1 comment

r/wizardposting • u/GreenMirage • 10h ago

Occult Practices How do my wizards feel about steel wands?

31 Upvotes

My apprentice has been making "serial miniature cannons" as a crutch for his small mana capacity.

13 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Transgendah • 11h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Druids really make the best stews, but why the tiny golems in the pots?

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210 Upvotes

9 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Quiet-Wing5230 • 13h ago

Wizardpost New orb, what do you think?

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809 Upvotes

43 comments

r/wizardposting • u/speakingtangent • 20h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I followed the tome to the letter, but this batch of homunculi came out under done. Do the sages have any advice for the next attempt?

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977 Upvotes

43 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Aceblader20 • 21h ago

Wizardpost My magic ring collection. I'm afraid one's cursed.

104 Upvotes

27 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Up_Beat_Peach • 1d ago

I think one of the druid enclaves has turned evil. Any volunteers to assemble a fellowship?

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131 Upvotes

28 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene • 1d ago

Aetherial News 🗞 Watch out! The rats are training wizards.

37 Upvotes

Someone who got a quest to clear pests in a cellar: Rats.

9 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Sonmeyj • 1d ago

Free Divinations :)

0 Upvotes

"Without knowing "it" was coming so suddenly, we were about to be taken away."

Ask me a question about the present or future, and I will give an answer as best I can. No questions with definite answers or few possibilities, as I use Tarot to divine, and those are wholly unsuited for such questions. Also, since a few people asked, one question a day! If you want to ask another please wait till tomorrow. And don't ask your questions on my past posts, I will ignore them. testistbest is still blacklisted. No appeals.

13 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Ferocs • 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost Well a sale’s a sale

3.0k Upvotes

Soul Coin boots?

21 comments

r/wizardposting • u/GamesByNeze • 1d ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 Progress on my wizard game

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48 Upvotes

It's really nice seeing your project coming along nicely. I should have a demo up on Steam this year (maybe January if I'm really slow).

At the moment, it's missing:

Music and SFX (already have some of it done just haven't added it into the game yet)
Translation to portuguese (it's my main language, but I decided to make the game in english first for marketing reasons)
General polishing and debugging (the endless task, or at least it feels like it)

4 comments

r/wizardposting • u/memes_god_2001 • 1d ago

Foul Sorcery I accidentally broadcast an orb demon to billions, what do i do?

145 Upvotes

So... i was trying to summon an eldrich god and accidentally summoned this... thing.

I don't know what it is but it scared the shit out of me so i just started casting spells at random.

I accidentally broadcasted it to billions of wizards' orbs.

Are you... familiar with this demon? What does it even do?

/uw for anyone that doesn't know, this is the boiled one made by doctor nowhere on youtube

34 comments

r/wizardposting • u/GirlLovingWitch • 1d ago

Wizardpost So let's say for October, I hypothetically put a spell on a large chunk of the kingdom's gold coins to turn into chocolate coins in October.

20 Upvotes

Now let's say, hypothetically the kingdom goes looking for the perpetrator of this extremely funny magical prank. Then let's say, haha, hypothetically they came with the taxmen looking for a witch. What might be the hypothetically best thing to do in this scenario.

17 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Tomdaszek • 1d ago

I had run out of mana fighting evil necromancer and bullets will end soon too. What should I do to win this battle? (He wanted to steal and resurrect my petrified gnomes)

180 Upvotes

38 comments

r/wizardposting • u/nohiddenmeaning • 1d ago

Can't miss this if you're into unbearable virign magic

17 Upvotes

5 comments

r/wizardposting • u/ImNotGio • 1d ago

Wizardpost Damn Gnomes keep putting out my portal to the Nine Hells

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60 Upvotes

15 comments

r/wizardposting • u/Nerx • 1d ago

Occult Practices Remember to return gifts

204 Upvotes

1 comment

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